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  • #16
    The Germans wecome the new English leader and hope he will maintain peaceful relations with the German people

    Chinese Leader,

    The German Chancellor would like to thank you for giving us the city of Anchorage. Was that a Christmas present?

    Turn 238 to Keygen
    Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)

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    • #17
      "I thank my neighbors, the Germans for their welcoming. We shall retain peace with you as long as you are not a threat to my nation.

      It seems that (almost) everybody is at war...
      I shall keep my military readiness high just in case someone decides to conduct a sneak attack..."

      Constantine

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      Turn 238 to Paul.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Nuke Boy
        The German Chancellor would like to thank you for giving us the city of Anchorage. Was that a Christmas present?
        As you know the status of the city of anchorage has been under negotiation for along time. We are glad our diplomats have finally achieved a break through!! Agreeing to hand over the former, insurgent american city to its German ancestory.

        It is nice to know amidst the Capitalist Jamacain/American backstabbing of this world, that Germany and China remain true.

        We also want to again re-iterate our commitment to defend our Roman comrades in the event of any foreign attempt's to assimiliate our Socialist brethren! For an example as to what type of actions would be taken, one only has to look at the actions taken against the evil incarnate, Slamp several turns ago!
        Last edited by faded glory; December 14, 2001, 13:30.

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        • #19
          Turn 238 to Don

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          • #20
            Sadly, it is war with the Jamacain agressors again

            They somehow feel the need to display there Battleships a bit to Close to China. All 6 ships were sunk. No Chinese losses..

            If Swissy wants peace to last.....it would be wise not to send such a force into International waters, or off the Shores of Hainan.

            This brings the total number of Sunken Jamacain vessels, since war broke out between our to nations, too 29. Meanwhile, for all its strength the Jamacain navy has succeeded in sinking a meager 3 ships!


            Also, Saddam has issued a directive. The scottish government is to pay reparations to the turn of 400 gold once every 5 turns. Failure to do so will bring about Massive airstrike's upon your cities.....and the complete annilihation of your largest cities!

            Think wise Fraze,


            Comrade Saddam,
            Steadily rising above the mayhem
            Last edited by faded glory; December 16, 2001, 03:42.

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            • #21
              Turn Keygen
              Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)

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              • #22
                Turn 239 to Don. Our scientists say that global ecological disaster is imminent. They call on all nations to cut back their pollution.

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                • #23
                  PBEM RANKINGS

                  Turn 239 results posted, on CTP PBEM rankings topped thread, I have suggested a change to the way results are calculated, so that everyone can be rated even if they are coming last.... at present everyone stakes 10% of their score into a pot, (the 10% is deducted from your score) then the pot is divided according to position.... I have suggested the same system (10% of score each) but no one has the 10% deducted, you all share the spoils, so the winner may gain 3 points, the last place person will still gain, but only .2 points say... if everyone agrees to this system, I will change it immediately- and everyone can be rated
                  He's back after a fashion...

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                  • #24
                    Turn 240 to Faded Glory

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                    • #25
                      Saddam says we have averted catosprophe just barely this turn. It is iminent next turn.....We call upon on all nations, regardless of your Ideology's, ego's, and difference's to cut pollution! Nuclear plants are being Rush bought and Robotic plants have been put on a 3 month production hold...

                      This Disaster is no doubt a result of Lax Jamacain/Capitalist pollution standerds!!

                      Of course, if a few Jamacain cities fell off the edge of the earth next turn.....who would noitce?


                      Other news,
                      The first War Walker battalion did some field excerise's today. The older veteran Tank crews laughed at its awkward size and shape. And how it much resembled a wounded Ostrich! .....but they were not laughing upon seeing the long, guided range of its Missiles

                      Saddam,
                      Mou'th Pi'ece of th'e pea'sants

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                      • #26
                        Turn 240 to Swissy.

                        Rome has followed the Chinese.

                        Both in reducing pollution - workday is reduced as well as the first nuclear plant has been builded. Several more are comming in the near future.

                        The first roman WW has been builded, but I have choosen it should remain as a testversion - not sure how many we should build. First thing is a further reduction of the pollution.

                        This is now allowed due to the peacetreaty between us and the americans.

                        Chairman Maximus.
                        First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                        Gandhi

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                        • #27
                          Turn 240 to Keygen
                          Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)

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                          • #28
                            Turn 240 to Don

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                            • #29
                              War!
                              With Chinese Air Superiority still complete over the skys and coasts of China it is doubtful the Jamacain navy will be able to further pirate anymore Chinese merchant vessels...the Jamacain fleet has been reduced to mere reef's on the bottom of the ocean. Our veteran pilots were extremely bored this season. No more ships left to sink...

                              Peace?
                              With no word from Swissy of peace overtures; we assume the Jamacain Imperialist's have given up on trying to re-enslave the proleteriat or are planning something bigger. Either way, we stand ready to thwart Jamacain Agression as we have many times in the past.

                              Abroad.....
                              President Saddam wishes to ask if England would allow an embassy in liverpool. To begin dialogue and peace relations.

                              To Roman Comrade, we are glad America and Rome have been at peace now. Let us now fight pollution.....

                              At home....
                              Nuclear plants and Mega mines are being put to further the productivity of the workers. Who have never been happier.
                              The Peoples army is getting record volunteer enlistments, as well as the Peoples Navy and Airforce. So happy, that pro-Saddam nationalist parades (err..riots ) are said to be occuring in 3 cities each season!


                              Saddam,
                              Rise up and forsake your capitalist oppressors!

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                              • #30
                                Turn 241 to Swissy.
                                First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                                Gandhi

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