Lungmatch 3.2 - Part II

[faded glory]

Umm ya. I signed up for a porn site about 6 months ago.And since then, my email must be with every advertising company out there


You wouldnt believe the kind of sick **** they send. "Raw live, Babes and horses". "Cocker Spaniels get laid bye busty blondes------>click here". "Fat Chicks with dik's".


truly replusive. I try my best to stop them. But they have those damned anonymous emailers. So its a new email everytime ( )

[Lung]

They must think that everyone wants to see that sort of crap. The scary part is, some people do That reminds me of an e-mail i received from a mate of mine about the fallacies of pornos. It's such a good read, i just had to include it here


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For the third time in about a month I have encountered an incident that indicates to me that porno's have been lying to me all these years.

The first incident happened at Coles. I was grocery shopping wityh Maree when this French woman (I kid you not) came up to me and asked me if we have bread crumbs in this country. I sort of helped her out, and then she disappeared. If porno's had have been telling me the truth I would have been in bed with her, using my shopping for both our pleasures. Maree would have probably been there too. Sadly this didn't occur. We continued shopping and I ended up at the green room. Not a perfect result, but I can think of worse places to spend a Saturday afternoon.

The next lie was when Maree was walking across Pyrmont bridge, when 2 Pommy tourists asked her where someting or other was. In a porno she would have pointed them in the right direction, and in a gesture of thanks, the Poms would have invited her back to their hotel and an orgy (girl on girl etc) would have ensued. Instead, the same story as with the French woman (except no green room).

Again in the Darling Harbour precinct, just last Thursday a group of Asian women (3 in total) asked me to photograph them. In a porno this would have progressed to me taking photos of them in their hotel rooms, and all 3 of them having a crack at me. Maree may have also got a run as well. This time was the same as the last, with a fantasy the only indellible mark left by these ladies.

Lastly, this afternoon I was at lunch. A young girl (a bit lezzo looking, but still pretty handy) came up to me and asked me where I bought my lunch. The porno would have had me answering "at home", and then we would have both gone back to my house for a bit of horizontal cuisine. As you can see by this email nothing of the sort happened, and I am here sitting by my PC lamenting the fact that pornos are nothing but wild fiction, and anyone who thinks they are for real has to get a hold of themselves.

Thank god for wrestling

Justin Hanley
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[faded glory]

Are Lung and MOBIUS both gone? What a strange coincidence? They both picked one another to Sub in each others games? Yet there both gone? What to do....

[faded glory]

The great Lung walks amongst us mortal beings!!


*begins to chant silly welsh proverbs*

[faded glory]

ok i has thought lung was subbing for Mob.

But I think not, so again I send over to don.

[TheBirdMan]

Just got turn 84 from Lung Himself!

I'll play it asap.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Glory.

This evening - a cold, windy latewinter eveningl, a day after a two storms (a great one and its baby) - it was dark in weather and just before the fog would cover the terrain - a certain strange silence was - well not heard (how could you hear silence) - but it laid "in the air". The roman troops could feel it. The feeling was stong. Very strong.

So they attacked!

8 spanish troopcontigents - knigts and their servants - meet their destiny and their Lord on that dark evening.

Furthermore, at roman pirateship launced an attack on a defenceless spanish warrior from the sea. A few spanish was killed but most simply laid down their weapons and are now slaves in a roman forrest!

The roman armed forces are awaiting further instructions from their master and HighPriest, THE OVERLORD MAXIMUS!!!!!!!

[Lung]

You will be an underlord by the time i'm finished with you, featherbrain

I inherited large armies, but it seems they are weak of will! A month of tortuous training will sort them out soon enough

[faded glory]

Turn to Lungus



Our warriors are afraid of the Roman armies to the north. They fear God is on the side of there leader. (Na, actually its just the pikes )

[faded glory]

Turn to lung. I figure I will send to lung because maybe Don is up to his chin with subbing for mobius.




Oh...Birdman... Im coming for you

[faded glory]

Turn Lung, the unruly

[Lung]

Turn 85 to BirdMan (again!)

[faded glory]

wtf is up with all the conterversy surrounding the LM turn?


Who is davidl@ind.tansu.com.au

[TheBirdMan]

That's Lung! But do not use that account for turns.

Btw: How about playing your turn. If you can't find it, I can resend it.

[faded glory]

turn to lung (usaul account!)