Happy Killers part II

[berXpert]

38 sent to Marley
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No problem Bird, the map is almost finish from my explorers, so the dark part is where they are hidding.

And Vikings, don't worry I wont attack you until I get 9 cannions stacked to avoid deseases in my units (that let you exactly 3 turns )

[jpww]

Turn 38 to Bird
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Toro,

I will not attack Seminole if you stop harrassing the Vikings. Otherwise, my troops will walk all over your puny town and decimate its population. My men will show no mercy; I am warning you!

Bobby "M"

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 38 to Frazer.

A small disaster might soon hit the english cities. My warrior just banged his head against some stones . It sounded like BigBen (when invented) at least within the head of my warrior.

Out of nowhere - so it seemed - came 3 babarian archers .

I think my warrior is in trouble now.

BTW - the vikings will soon be able to shoot back.

[berXpert]

I will not attack Seminole if you stop harrassing the Vikings. Otherwise, my troops will walk all over your puny town and decimate its population. My men will show no mercy; I am warning you!

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Turn sent

I want to ask you to forgiveme Vikings and Inglish, I suppose this game was for Kill, so I start killing every one.

I sent you both some gifts to repair the damage, now I going to concentrate in my real problem: Jamaicans

[berXpert]

Come on Bob, I only need 10 or 15 turns to finish with the vikings, please move

[jpww]

Turn 39 to Bird
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This turn reminds me of an ol' scrappy do... (Private joke)

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Frazer.

I guess right - the babarians roasted my warrior and served him as dinner for their pets.

Better be prepared, so many of my troops are called to defend the western cities against the wild hordes.

[berXpert]

Turn 40 to Bob Marley
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Finally the profesy is complete:

"Big brother will be accused"
"All the people will die, all the armors will disapear"
"And only the guy who sit in the chair of goverment will remain"
"People of south came and take the final head"
"Big brother will fall"

Toro sentado at the 39 turn ask all the navtive americans to join in a masive suicide, to get faster to the kingdom of war and blood promised from Zobo god.

All cities were distroyed, except the NON-religious Cheroke and Sioux, and the one taken for the Jamaicans.

This turn the all native american die, but only 1 is on feet: Toro Sentado.

Now he is alone, with a lot of questions in his mind discover what the arquelogist will name: "AGE OF REASON"

Toro Sentado before die, enter into his favorite cave and found a gift from the Zobo god: "CHEMISTRY"

Sioux now is alone, defended by the man whom some day want to conquer the world: Toro Sentado

THE END

[jpww]

FINAL TURN (A sequel is in the making)
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As the 2nd Jamaican cavalry regiment entered the deserted city of Sioux, men from the 1st regiment were reporting all their findings to Warlord Bobby. Warlord Bobby had been riding all day long and decided it was a good time to take a break. In the middle of his meeting, he noticed something peculiar and pointed toward a distant building next to the city's granary.

"What is that guy doing there?," Warlord Bobby, obviously exasperated, asked his private guard.
"I think he's taking a dump!,"
"Damn! Get him outta there!"
"Oh no! He got away!"
"Where did he go?"
"He went that way!"
"You'd better catch him really soon If you know what's good for you, buddy!"
"But sir, why is that poor sap such a menace to Jamaican society?"
"Never test a man's resolve, even if he happens to be naked. Besides, since he seems to be the only living being dwelling in this godforbidden city, he may have quite a story to tell"
"On my way, sir!"

12 hours later...

Warlord Bobby was lying comfortably on his hammock and smoking his favorite pipe when one of his guards approached him.

"Sir, I have some bad news!"
"What is it?"
"The naked guy is nowhere to be found"
"I'll be darned. Let's hope this stupid mistake doesn't come back to haunt us."
"Would you like some more of this tasty beverage, sir?"
"Yes, of course. You might as well pour yourself a cup because it's time to celebrate!"

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Not the Kind of end that I like, guys ...

[berXpert]

do you mean that the anihilation of 12 cities and the conquer of 2 is not a violent end, what do you want for the next game?

I guess you will never imagine a love history end , even that the superpowerful-well educated-ready to kill the vikings-me where to lose, isn't it

BTW I suggest :banned: to Zobo the bad god

Thank you all guys for this game, I realy enjoy it. I'm glad that at least I finish 1 PBEM here in Apolyton, well I lose this but I learn a lot of stuff from all.

From:
- Frazer I learn that is most important to explore than defend with expensive buildings that avoid you to get new technologies

- Birdman I learn that a single mounted archer is not enougth to protect a city, maybe a patrol of 2 archers and a slaver will do a good job to capture salves from barbarians and from predators

- Jpww I learn that you can trust your predator for a fast and clean END

See you

Bernard the eXpert

[ZoboZeWarrior]

You lose because you destroyed yourselft, berXpert.
I'll not comment that... now.

[Fraze]

So now do we start again with a new player ?

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Okay, I have finished to analyse the game turns.

But the mass-suicide of north american people ends the game (Technically, jpww wins ).

So I don't think we can continue game with an other player.
It's preferable to start a new game.

[Fraze]

Yes Zobo a new game with the same three players + one other is what I meant. I still think the killer game is a good idea even if this one ended unsatisfactorily, for reasons I don't entirely understand .