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  • Turn 23 to Birdman
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    My main advisor is very concerned with the attacking formation the English troops have adopted. However, it didn't deter our crusade against mankind's true foe: ILLITERACY!
    Several Jamaican volunteers are teaching our beloved guests how to read and write, so they can soon find out what the "No Trespassing" signs REALLY mean

    Bob

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    No sign of Toro's scientists yet
    Last edited by jpww; July 13, 2001, 22:04.
    "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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    • Turn to Frazer.

      Hey Birdman, Get out of my territory!!!
      Hey man - you know this song : Don't worry - be happy! As jamaicans allways loves singing and dancing, that shouldn't be so difficult.

      In the meantime (really mean ) in a icy area, a english samurai (you know, those who looks like little girls ) just found a freezing american warrior. He was blue all over and could not be saved anyway. Therefore my brave samurai took his long sword and cut the warriors head off as a sacrifice to our great bloody ZoboGod A warrior also screams, but not that much when the air goes off the balloon .

      Another place, an english phalanx took seat on the mountaintops just south of Hladir. Not because it was something pretty, but mostly because of an american knight sniffing around there. He had heard, that knights do not like mountains, therefore he feels safe there. The vikings however in Hladir, they have a somewhat different feeling I think .
      Last edited by TheBirdMan; July 14, 2001, 01:47.
      First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

      Gandhi

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      • 24 sent to jpww
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        Thanks for the alliance sign bro' Marley. Our scientis on the way looking to help you against the english barbarians.

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        • BerXpert, please resend the turn. Thanks
          "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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          • sorry

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            • Turn 24 to Birdman
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              Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out! --- Popular wisdom

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              Tick- tock tick- tock


              Bob
              "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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              • Turn 24 to Frazer.

                Nothing special this time.

                Nice land and cities you have jpww .

                I do not hope, that you feel uncomfortable by my visit, but I have to let my soldiers seeing new places to keep them busy. I cannot allow them to be too lazy
                First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                Gandhi

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                • Thank you Bird. Don't you wish that my cities were yours?

                  I do not hope, that you feel uncomfortable by my visit...

                  On the contrary, we feel honored to have your brave soldiers as our guests. If there is anything I can do to make them feel at home, do not hesitate to ask!

                  Bob
                  "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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                  • A quiet time for the Vikings, a short and valuable time of peace. But no relaxing only work building and much research.

                    Turn sent about 20 or so hours ago.

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                    • Turn 25 to Birdman
                      "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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                      • Turn 25 to Frazer.

                        The english troops are still searching - they do not know for what yet.

                        Some of the found a some huge stones in a spectacular pattern. Enteríng the ring made the nature around totally crazy. 2 wild men showed up, making a hell lot of noise - threadning my men with weapons, that we found some antique.

                        But we let go them with no harm - afterall, this area is beautifull, but wild.
                        First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                        Gandhi

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                        • 26 sent to Markey
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                          Sorry for being late with the techs, but an old warrior, our greatest teacher was sent to retirement by the english and he was carrying the gifts, the good part is the english just learn to read, they don't understand what gundpowder mean

                          I hope you enjoy opening banks.

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                          • Turn 26 to Birdman
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                            Finally!

                            Toro's scientists have arrived late as usual

                            The Jamaican National Bank will be opening its doors to the public in a few hundred years.

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                            Uh-oh

                            What is that filthy barbarian doing in my river?
                            Last edited by jpww; July 17, 2001, 19:07.
                            "I'm an engineer. I make slides that people can't read. Sometimes I eat donuts." - Alice

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                            • Turn to Frazer.

                              Easy now jpww, I took the bathing babarian for you.

                              Unfortunately I released another somewhere else. But such things happens now and then.
                              First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                              Gandhi

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                              • Okay time to open a new thread.

                                Happy Killers adaventure will countinue in the Episode called :
                                Happy Killers II.

                                Do not post here anymore !!
                                Last edited by ZoboZeWarrior; July 18, 2001, 13:42.
                                Zobo Ze Warrior
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                                Your brain is your worst enemy!

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