APQS part 6

[Max Webster]

Sorry Jon, I was being a lazy git

Speaking of gits how are you doing against Lung in the Fast game? I assume he is out for revenge.

Turn 270 to Swissy

[Swissy]

Turn to Jon.
271

[St Jon]

Turn to Don.

What insanity has gripped you Swissy that you should imagine me capable, still less inclined, of providing you with 10,000 Gold?

I am also rather less than delighted by the outward movement of your 'defensive' patrols. I suggest that, if you value the lives of your mariners, you withdraw to your own territorial waters.

[Max Webster]

Like I said always a source of amusement. Kind of like a Jack Russell on steroids

Turn 271 to Swissy

[St Jon]

Turn to Don.

How have you gained evidence of the behaviour of domestic pets under the influence of stimulents?

I suppose the winter's are very long in Canada, eh!

[Max Webster]

Just for the record Jon I was talking about Swissy. I like his spunk.

And yes the winters are very long and cold, we have to wear many pairs of pink long johns. Of course this hibernation in on our little igloos leads to all kinds of deviant behaviour. Its very hard to coax a moose into a igloo for night of love. They are rather big and an Igloo's entrance is rather small. Leads to some amazing improvisation, sometimes we just forget about coaxing the beasts into our domains and just get out the stilts.

Turn to Swissy

..infector eh!

[St Jon]

Turn to Don.

As you were referring to Swissy would not a St Bernard on Steroids have been a better analogy?

My Infector could not harm you, even if I so desired it to, and is merely positioned as a border patrol unit should something unpleasant emerge from the east.

[St Jon]

Turn to Don.

Why all the pleasure cruises, honourable neighbour?

[Max Webster]

Only you guys can unleash the beast to the east.


I was just looking around watching Swissy build his little sea empire. I also have a number of sea cities in and around that spot. Why are you in this area?

[Swissy]

Don, could you please resend the turn. I thought I left it on the mailserver when I developed my OS problem, but it wasn't there when I looked.

[Max Webster]

Okay, turn 274 resent

[St Jon]

Turn to Don.

Swissy, your subhuman stone-age worshipers of flying serpents are unwelcome on pure German soil!

Expulsion will not be the chosen option next time.

[Max Webster]

I thought everybody liked my Shaggy-dog stories.


Turn 275 to Swissy don shouts to his playing partners as once again and again he plays his turn promptly and quickly. Should have sat on it for awhile as sort of huge middle finger gesture.

[St Jon]

I don't know about your 'Shaggy Dog' Stories but I would just dearly love this one to reach it's punch line before we are all very old men.

How about we agree a rendevous point for all our collective Leviathans and knock the living hell out of eachother? I know it'll take at least 50 Turns to set up but time seems to be the least of our worries in APQS!

Are you two also finding that moving Units in Space takes so long that you have time to cook, eat and drink the coffee and liqueurs before tha damn Space Plane has reached it's destination?

[Max Webster]

I find it depends where abouts I'm in space, some areas are just impossible, so i don't even bother.

Woohoo... a Leviathans party. Are you bringing the tea Jon? My naval party not good enough for you.

Another quickly played turn passed to Swissy, Turn 276 if I'm not mistaken.