Strife Part I

[PN]

Bother, sent turn 11 to *wrong* jpww about 14 hours ago, just sent again to jpww (yahoo version)

I'm also still having problems with my lineone email which is up and down like a whore's drawers. Lineone status can be checked here. In the mean time please continue to use dave@dsryalls.freeserve.co.uk

[jpww]

Turn 11 to BlackIce

[blackice]

Turn 11 off and running

[Av8tor]

Turn 11 to Cuaich

[Cuaich]

Turn 12 to Zobo.

No Hadrian's wall, I'm afraid.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Heu ... Hadrian Wall was it top protect Picts from English or the English from Picts ??

Turn 12 sent to PN.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Ooops ...
I'm afraid I sent the turn of PN to everybody ... expect Keygen.
If your are not PN, don't open the attachment.

[PN]

Well I don't know about everybody else Zobo, but I got a file 0 bytes long so please send again. To dave@dsryalls.freeserve.co.uk please.

[PN]

Hmmm, my *personal* turn from Zobo was empty, but the copy I received that was addressed to everybody else was OK

Turn 12 --> Peli (jpww at yahoo)
from dave@dsryalls.freeserve.co.uk

The English and Scottish have resolved their dispute about borders.
All future arguments will be decided by playing the newly invented game called 'football'.
English fortune tellers predict that all other races around the world will play this game except one.
They will change the shape of the ball, start picking it up and running with it, and try to play without removing their suits of armour.
But they will still call it football.
What a ridiculous notion! The fortune tellers have been fed to the lions.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Sorry, it seems you got a good file finally...

[jpww]

Turn 12 to BlackIce
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At least, we know that Morris' lions are NOT going hungry
Good post, PN

Edit: Not Austin; Morris!

[This message has been edited by jpww (edited April 28, 2001).]

[blackice]

Turn sent

[Cuaich]

Turn 13 off to Zobo...

The Scottish people, intrigued by this game "Football" and rejoicing at their new-found friendship with the English, celebrate by hitting round rocks lying on the ground with sticks, attempting to knock the rocks into gopher holes: thereby inventing the game of "Golf", which they immediately teach to English tourists. Sunday afternoon television will never be the same...
[This message has been edited by Cuaich (edited April 29, 2001).]

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Turn 13 to PN (on freeserce.co.uk).

Maya explorers say that there is a tribe which try to create a weapon like spear but more lethal. They hurl huge tree trunk as far as they can in order crush enemy heads.

Of course this weapon is quit expermimental so they are still testing it.

[PN]

Turn 13 to Peli (at yahoo)

English scientists have learned of golf from the Scottish. They say that the bat and ball are far too small and do not know of this "gopher" creature. They are adapting the equipment and rules. The new game is to be called "cricket". The rules will be published for the world when they are complete.
Scottish science is obviously well advanced. What exactly is this *television*?