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When war breaks out again it looks like someone has been lining up all their ducks in a row!
Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)Comment
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Yep, better keep those oranges ready.Originally posted by Nuke Boy
When war breaks out again it looks like someone has been lining up all their ducks in a row!
Perhaps we can restart the war at Minsk ?
Not likely. It is still too small.veni vidi PWNED!Comment
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It is true, Minsk consists of no more than a single mud hut inhabited by an 87 year old retiree named Ivan!
Meanwhile, my ducks have mysteriously lined up in a row, screaming "Webmaster! Please contact UGO Immediately!" Very odd, these ducks...Comment
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Lonely Ivan will not be alone for much longer now.
I can see he has Russian friends coming to visit him.veni vidi PWNED!Comment
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Yes, Ivan is being brought a container of borscht for his lunch.Comment
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Russia regrets having to ask Dutch Diplomats to refrain from entering our city limits. In another more friendly world we would welcome such a gesture, but this is a hard, cruel world...
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Wow, that is quite an army that you are keeping there in Sevastopol.
Too bad it is totally antiquated.
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It is true that the Russian army is forced to use primitive weaponry, but they still remsain an effective fighting force!
And we wonder how much of an army you maintain in Ooslende?
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Just some slow dudes, carrying pointy things.
We tried to make them use new weapons, but they only ended up hurting themselves.
By the way, it is Oostende, not Ooslende.veni vidi PWNED!Comment
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When we stated that Dutch Diplomats were not welcome in Russia, we forgot to add that Dutch spies were not welcome either. That the Dutch military is not welcome is,we hope, obvious.
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