Lung's FAST! pbem - Part IV

[Lung]

Please post your turns/comments/insults here

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Lung.

dip later today.

Insults has to wait until one steps up on one of MY toes

[Lung]

Damned barbarians! Come back and fight like a man!!

Turn 98 to Stavros
[This message has been edited by Lung (edited January 06, 2001).]

[Stavros]

Turn -> Paul

[Paul]

You sent me turn 97. Please send turn 98.

[Paul]

Turn 98 to Jon

[St Jon]

Turn to Rome.

Surely even the 'Loathesome One' knows about diplomatic etiquette and as for the proposed 'Exchange'; it is difficult to decide whether it was a calculated insult or not!

Mahatma Jhondi

[Stavros]

Turn -> Paul

[Paul]

Turn 99 to Jon

[Lung]

Typical Indian hypocrisy! Didn't the Indian diplomat establish an Australian embassy under similar circumstances? Another lame excuse to reject Australian efforts towards peace between our peoples. The offer of scienctific exchange was fair and equal. They are both political models with similar merits, yet the Indians, not merely content to reject the offer, instead claim insult!!

However, Australian public servants realised in their procrastination that our peace treaty with the Indians had expired, thus a new peace treaty has been proposed for the Indians. It is hoped that we can start to put our differences aside for the prosperity of both our nations. Our border has been relatively quiet for some time, so there is still hope for us to put our differences aside.

The ratings for turn 99 have been sent to Quinns, or at least are about to be

[St Jon]

Turn 99 to Birdman.

[Paul]

Turn 100 to Jon

[Lung]

The Indians have finally come to their senses and accepted our proposal of peace. Their rejection of our science is mystifying, yet under the terms of the peace treaty, that is their perogative. Now that we're at peace, i guess i cannot refer to St. Jon as "St. Jon the Evil" anymore. Perhaps "St. Jon the Mischievous", or something

The rejection of peace by the Romans, however, is considered an insult. Their so-called "Peacekeepers" will not be obliged to not attack Australian troops without provocation, leading Don Bradman the Great to wonder as to their real intentions

News has arrived that the glorious Australian 2nd Infantry Battalion has conquered Gronigen, defeating the small Dutch garrison and razing the city to the ground in the process, but not after the smarter citizens packed up and left in preparation for the upcoming onslaught. Brigadier-General Lung acknowledged the bravery of the Dutch troops against such overwhelming odds, yet the stubbornness of the Dutch leader in refusing to yield to our demands places the entire Dutch race at risk of extinction

Denounce your alliance with the Romans once and for all and Don Bradman the Infinitely Merciful may spare your people from further suffering!

[St Jon]

No Turn received. Please resend.

[Paul]

Turn sent again, this time via Hotmail.