Monkey 2 - part VII

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 218 to Yeti.

It might be the destiny of the english people in this game.

Those d... undercover babarians (the ai-turned germans) will not accept a peacetreaty. Next time I know if they want to go to war against me!

It would be fun - destroyed by an AI in a PBEM

Ohh dear.......

[Yeti]

Turn to Don.

And now his worshipfulness, Yeti:

"I would like to thank the pious folk of France who officially embraced the new National Religon: Yetism.
Let us all put one foot out and say "Yippie for Yetism!"

"The next few years I would like to put more assets to exploring who France's Neighbor's are. For some reason, (a glitch in the holy abbicus?), much of the world is still unknown to us."

"I would like to reach out to the mystrious Americans, they seem like a peaceful lot. Perhaps you would allow a penatant diplomat to one of your cities?"

"Also, I make a humble request to the other great leaders of the world: if at all possible, please send the most holy French empire maps of known areas if possible. I understand, for whatever reason, this may not be possible. Therefore, please do not be alarmed if thou seeith a old, meek, and humble sailing ship or battleship, as the Rightous Navy of Franch is trying
to figure out where in God's green earth they are. I thank you in advance."

Yeti the Humble

p.s. Donations to the church are welcome! Please contact his holiness if you would like a speaker of the faith to come to your town

[Yeti]

Oh, and Merry Christmas to all

p.s. we got more snow lol. that's 3 feet in 10 days lol

[Paul]

Turn 218 to Zaphod

[Yeti]

"No one ever won a war by dying for his country. They won wars by makin' the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!"

General Patton, 1944

*bump*

Yeti
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[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turn to the birdman,
sorry for the delay.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 219 to Yeti.

The germans are afterall not so violent as I feared. My diplomat was not killed by that terrifing german warrior!

[TheBirdMan]

Send to charlie_zero_five@exterminator.net

which should be your address according to your profile.

Resent to your yahoo account.

tbm
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[Yeti]

Turn to Don

(Thanks for sending to yahoo, Birdman, the cnn email takes forever to come up. The only reason I have it is cuz Apolyton won't let me have a yahoo email. It's a pretty archaic rule since now there are billions of html emails nowadays, but whatever )

FNN Newswire:

The profound and holy French nation has built the first chain of Bless You Drugstores in Paris. It is conveniently located in the Holy Smoke toy factory.

We interviewed laborer and choir boy Pierre Ale'tete:
"Yeah, Bless You is o.k., I can get my NoDoz without having to go across town now. But it kinda sucks cuz if I call in sick now, they tell me to come to work anyway and go to the clinic at work. Of course I'm not really sick and slackin' off so they tell my boss and then it's back to work stamping lower receivers for machine guns. Funny we make the K-5 and fuzzy stuffed bunnies in the same assembly line."

Amazingly, fuzzy bunny production has increased 25% since the construction. Also pushing production, are cutbacks in the armed forces, as many faithful phalanx units are being replaced by more modern infantry, with automatic rifles and artillery. "We are looking at a more lean, but more lethal, defense force, enough to at least put up a fight before we get pounded to oblivion," an anonymos defense advisor said, "hopefully this peace shall continue so we may never have to use these terrible weapons."

In his yearly speech to the nation, his worshipfulness, Yeti, addressed the nation:

" I would like to thank the nations of the world for the relative peace, and in particular our rightous neighbors the Russians, and the Americans. They are truely great neighbors, and while we may not agree on everthing, I am always confident we can discuss issues in a most enlightened, and civilized manner."

Yeti the Talker

[Yeti]

Birdman:

I haven't received the turn. Here's my email just in case:
charlie_zero_five@yahoo.com

If you haven't sent it, then...um....ignore this message

Yeti

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

just wanted to say, that i'll leave again in about 16 hours to celebrate new year's eve with a couple of friends, and will be back approx. january 2nd.
happy new year to all

[Paul]

Turn 219 to Zaphod

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turn to the birdman

[TheBirdMan]

Monkey 2 to Yeti - charlie_zero_five@yahoo.com Roger and out.

[Yeti]

66 this is 05, fire for effect 220 to Don, over

In France's great quest for maps, Reverend Yeti would like to thank the Great Dutch Leader Paul for the rightous map exchange. For one who has a wonderous heavenly Globsat, however, it seems not to have revealed the great mystrious black abyss to France's North. In this age of new technical gadgetry, however, I am confident France will solve this mystery that has plagued the world for so long!

Yeti has also been blessed with a better view from his throne! Some merchants came to his town today from a far away land offering computer hardware bargains and magic shows at the Great Coloseum. Yeti upgraded his system with a wider field of view, (17"), and a zippy optical reflection device for a most reasonable sum! All leaders are invited to his holiness's palace to view in awe the spectacles of the wonder called DVD!

TTFN, (Ta Ta for Now!)

Yeti the Shoveler