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  • #16
    Originally posted by Wise Ass
    How about a note something to the effect of our "inteligence agency" has just informed us they successfully assasinated Yang.


    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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    • #17
      BUTT - Banana's Unilateral Territorial Troopers

      Banano-a Unupartiaj Teritoriaj Trupoj
      Last edited by Daddy-O; July 12, 2007, 08:08.
      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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      • #18
        BITE - Banana Imperial Territorial Explorers
        I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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        • #19
          BUTT & BITE definitely make it into the posts as we go.

          I will start this today with the top post that I suggested - Maybe some minor changes. Then we can come up with some "truth" about BUTT's defense of the mine.
          Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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          • #20
            posted...

            Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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            • #21
              #2 rocks
              anti steam and proud of it

              CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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              • #22

                I was bored so I posted the following silliness.



                ¡ATENTAD! BE STILL & ATTENTIVE! This a proposal from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...



                Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth (KPV) makes this proposal.

                The Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians are weak and not to be seen for extended time. Maybe they donned Nikes, disbanded hope, and surrendered their souls to the stars. Let all nations acknowledge the victory of the Banana over much rotted tyranny on Nia Kontinento. The Malbonaj Homoj of Ilia Lando are free to choose their own leader of dominance.

                Herezuloj, followers of the Yang from Rigil Kentaurus, choose this option or you will suffer more mocking of your impotent war during this time of boredom.

                Our leader, the Addled Platypus and his military advisors: Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snorky were seen being in the streets of cities as far flung as Splitsville surrounded by a cheering populous who are pleased with the city's normal and general well functioning. In celebration, women have take to wearing commodes dressed with the sacred and lesser fruits atop their heads.

                A return to your apathy is expected.

                That is all,
                Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV

                Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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                • #23


                  I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                  • #24
                    I think some people are taking my suggestions that Team Banana already won the game a bit too seriously.

                    I also think it would be funny to not refer to the Alpha Centurians by their name any more but by the star system's other name, Rigil Kentaurus. But then again I am easily amused.
                    Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Daddy-O
                      I think some people are taking my suggestions that Team Banana already won the game a bit too seriously.
                      I think it is a combination of what has been a dreadfully slow game, the current interuptions and possibly a desire to move on to a BtS pitboss demogame.

                      The latter will not happen, as we can all see what patches do to them - especially if they have been modded.
                      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Nugog


                        I think it is a combination of what has been a dreadfully slow game, the current interuptions and possibly a desire to move on to a BtS pitboss demogame.

                        The latter will not happen, as we can all see what patches do to them - especially if they have been modded.
                        Demogames at Apolyton have gone into a bad time. Luckily this one just got back up. The Warlords game is facing problems. Does anyone know what happened to the SPDG?

                        I hope no on minds I recently refered to AC as AC.
                        USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
                        The video may avatar is from

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                        • #27
                          An Indian recently forced to eat 50 bananas in public. Hopefully so much of the Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, showed him the path of enlightenment.

                          USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
                          The video may avatar is from

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Will9 Does anyone know what happened to the SPDG?
                            3 actual people playing the game - does not constitute an SPDG - it has gone into hibernation until more interest is shown....
                            I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                            • #29
                              I posted #4 in the public forum.

                              Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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                              • #30
                                Posted in public thread.


                                ¡ATENTAD! YOUR LISTENING BEGINS! This is corrective instructioning from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...



                                It is not the way of the Banano Konsulejo por la Promulgo de Vero KPV (Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth) or this humble Disseminator of the Truth to get into petty rhetorical discord with heretics who choose a path other than de Vero - the Truth.

                                But the implication from the following is that Team Banana speaks words other than de Vero.


                                Originally posted by the Herezulo PJayTycy
                                Hah, you wish

                                Let us just review which nation's beliefs and actions are closer to de Vero.

                                Rigil Kentaurians
                                * Named nation after the false name of the star Rigil Kentaurus. This renaming is obvious way to misdirect their people.
                                * Belief in mythical spritual leader the Yang. Who has seen this mythical Yang? None.
                                * Yang is believed to live on a 'planet' that orbits the star Rigil Kentaurus. By 'planet' it is guessed they mean another world not unlike ours or maybe like our Luno or Suno. This is obvious confusion. Stars are but holes in the firmament of the sky. It is where the water that fills the clouds comes from. How could a world or even a Luno circle a tiny hole?
                                * They speak in simple pictures and lack full sentences for conveyance of deceitful intent. " " nuff said.
                                * The RKs used lying to the Homoj De Banano from the dawn of time.
                                * The RKs used this lie to sneak attack the Homoj De Banano These points have been documented before. The Herezuloj have never denied these facts or humanity crimes.

                                Homoj De Banano
                                * Named our nation "Team Banana". Only de Vero is found here. Is our nation not a 'team'? Can any deny the existance of 'Bananas'? None can. The banana's many using include peels for smoke, footware, food for sustenance and pleasure, humor making, crime investigation.
                                * The Great Banana whose name dare not be uttered is the source of all that is good and fruity. Only de Vero is found here. Where else would the banana come from? There is only one source.
                                * There is no belief in another 'planet'. We believe in this world. Only de Vero is found here. Can you deny it? No, it is here. The fruit trees grow in its sweet dirt.
                                * We use pictures to express the heart of man. Words of proper formation to conveyance de Vero. Only de Vero is found here.


                                * We seek uniting all the Homoj De Boneco. Only de Vero is found here. This is the only goal of Team Banana.

                                Rigil Kentaurians, the world is united against you. Do you not smell the stench of your own lies? Do you not see the error in your humanity crimes? Do you not grow in weary of your hegemony war? Surrender to us now and learn of de Vero in full or die in search for your little Yang.

                                You may return to your ways of deceitful intent.

                                That is all,
                                Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV
                                Last edited by Daddy-O; August 10, 2007, 12:34.
                                Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years

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