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Vox Declares WAR on Alpha Centauri!
The Palace of The Voice- A large crowd has gathered for a speech from The Voice of Vox Emperor. The band starts up with the national anthem (USSR anthem… we are playing as the Russians…) as Emperor approaches the podium.
As the cheers dissipate and the band quiets down, The Voice starts to speak “Ladies and gentlemen, for a long time we have endured the brunt of Stormian aggression. For nearly as long we have been warning the peoples of this world about their evil ways and for just as long, Centauria has been harboring, trading with and passing information to Stormians. We have asked them to stop in the name of peace. They refused. We demanded that they stop and they continued to refuse. We announced to them and the world: ‘You are either with us, or against us!’ Well, today I can gladly tell you Vox is again true to their word!” a banner unfurls from the top of the palace, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”
“Every civilization we have contact with now fits into our philosophy. As of noon today, Vox Controllii has forced the hand of the Centuarians and declared war. Yes, I know that we aren’t quite done with Stormia, but by declaring war on Centauria, we will be able to wipe the world clean of this axis of evil.
“Using powers of the Patriot Act, which were given to the Voice after The Victory at the Voice, I have uncovered some very disturbing news through our domestic spying.”
“There are Centauri terror cells acting inside Vox. We have discovered plans of the evil Centauries to build a giant ‘spaceship’ to ‘colonize another planet.’ Now it doesn’t take a genius to realize that this ‘spaceship’ is really a weapon of mass destruction (our scientists call it a ‘new clearing catapult’) and that to ‘colonize another planet’ actually means ‘to kill all peace loving creatures of the universe’. They have already used it against one peaceful nation, and Vox will do everything it can to prevent them from their wonton destruction again!”
Voxian General Hercules believes he will be able to heap up the new puppet Centuarian govenment in a matter of weeks.
The Palace of The Voice- A large crowd has gathered for a speech from The Voice of Vox Emperor. The band starts up with the national anthem (USSR anthem… we are playing as the Russians…) as Emperor approaches the podium.
As the cheers dissipate and the band quiets down, The Voice starts to speak “Ladies and gentlemen, for a long time we have endured the brunt of Stormian aggression. For nearly as long we have been warning the peoples of this world about their evil ways and for just as long, Centauria has been harboring, trading with and passing information to Stormians. We have asked them to stop in the name of peace. They refused. We demanded that they stop and they continued to refuse. We announced to them and the world: ‘You are either with us, or against us!’ Well, today I can gladly tell you Vox is again true to their word!” a banner unfurls from the top of the palace, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”
“Every civilization we have contact with now fits into our philosophy. As of noon today, Vox Controllii has forced the hand of the Centuarians and declared war. Yes, I know that we aren’t quite done with Stormia, but by declaring war on Centauria, we will be able to wipe the world clean of this axis of evil.
“Using powers of the Patriot Act, which were given to the Voice after The Victory at the Voice, I have uncovered some very disturbing news through our domestic spying.”
“There are Centauri terror cells acting inside Vox. We have discovered plans of the evil Centauries to build a giant ‘spaceship’ to ‘colonize another planet.’ Now it doesn’t take a genius to realize that this ‘spaceship’ is really a weapon of mass destruction (our scientists call it a ‘new clearing catapult’) and that to ‘colonize another planet’ actually means ‘to kill all peace loving creatures of the universe’. They have already used it against one peaceful nation, and Vox will do everything it can to prevent them from their wonton destruction again!”
Voxian General Hercules believes he will be able to heap up the new puppet Centuarian govenment in a matter of weeks.
WMD? 
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