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  • DOW message proposals:
    The fresher one:
    We posess intelligence that suggests that you have been secretly gathering storm for years now. For the sake of preserving yangocracy and slavery in the world, we henceforth declare war with the intent of eliminating any storm that you might have gathered and preventing a global storm crysis.
    One proposed by Maniac earlier:
    We have in the past communicated to you that we consider the land you recently settled ours. Yet the people of Gathering Storm decided to fake muteness and ignore us whenever it suited you. We are telling you now that we will not play along with such games. Therefore we have declared war on you to reclaim the land rightfully ours, or failing that, prevent you from ever using the land around it.
    Know that this is not a war we wanted. We were and are interested in permanent peace and cooperation on this continent as long as you don't try to play tricks on us. Therefore we will accompany this declaration of war right away with a peace proposal.

    You give:
    the forward GS base on our territory
    You gain:
    you no longer have to give us Paper, as compensation for the cost of building a settler

    Greetings,

    Alpha Centauri
    Which one do we send? (decide ASAP!)
    -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
    -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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    • funny one!
      http://www.danasoft.com/sig/scare2140.jpg

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      • Ok, sent with 3 approvals:
        Greetings!

        We possess intelligence that suggests that you have been secretly
        gathering storm for years now. For the sake of preserving yangocracy
        and slavery in the world, we henceforth declare war with the intent of
        eliminating any storm that you might have gathered and preventing a
        global storm crysis.

        Your ever so patient and forgiving neighbors in AC
        -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
        -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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