A Tale of a Storm 'bout to gather

[Metaliturtle]

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The Stormian people were confounded.

"Should we settle on the hill northward?" Some asked.

"Let's stay where we are" Others responded.

"Send warriors there first!" Said the cautious ones.

"But the floodplains start is better for religion!" Said the faithful.

"The hill will make it easier to repulse the enemy." Said the concerned.

Well my glorious Stormians, what shall we do, I know we'll continue to debate, but one day we'll be through. And then we saith to our enemies... We're coming for YOU!

[I'm going to keep making these type threads to help chronicle what's going on in a way that is entertaining for me (and hopefully others) feel free to post your responses, or PM me contributions, and I can make a very cool documentary for us.]

[NicodaMax]

"Send the warriors to the south, and you shall see beyond those forests riches that will convince you. Right here is where our people should base the foundations for our future."
Yeap, its fun...
Good idea Metaliturtle.

[Metaliturtle]

Og, Rog, and Trog stood, clubs in hand, scratching their heads. The leaders of the storm were gathered together in their main tent. Og, Rog, and Trog were waiting for their orders.

"These people are silly!" exclaimed Trog

"What makes you say that, Trog?" asked Rog

"Well, Rog," said Trog, "For one they speak for weeks just to determine which of these two hills to climb, the one with trees or the one without trees."

"I like trees!" Said Og, excited at hearing one of his new vocabulary words.

"That's NOT the point!" Yelled Rog and Trog in unison.

"Whatever," said og, "as long as they keep feeding me they can sit around with their thumbs in their bums as long as they like"

"I'm sure that's not what they're doing."


.....Meanwhile, in the elders tent...

Snoopy: Well, we don't have a patch yet so you guys might as well keep sitting on your thumbs...

[notyoueither]

[Krill]

Keeping 'em comming Metaliturtle, they are brightening up my day a treat

[Arrian]

Originally posted by Metaliturtle
Og, Rog, and Trog stood, clubs in hand, scratching their heads. The leaders of the storm were gathered together in their main tent. Og, Rog, and Trog were waiting for their orders.

"These people are silly!" exclaimed Trog

"What makes you say that, Trog?" asked Rog

"Well, Rog," said Trog, "For one they speak for weeks just to determine which of these two hills to climb, the one with trees or the one without trees."

"I like trees!" Said Og, excited at hearing one of his new vocabulary words.

"That's NOT the point!" Yelled Rog and Trog in unison.

"Whatever," said og, "as long as they keep feeding me they can sit around with their thumbs in their bums as long as they like"

"I'm sure that's not what they're doing."


.....Meanwhile, in the elders tent...

Snoopy: Well, we don't have a patch yet so you guys might as well keep sitting on your thumbs...

Meanwhile, Grog gazed at his large, spiked club, daydreaming of bigger 'n badder things to smash people with. For some reason, he couldn't get the image of a large metal beast that belched fire out of his head. It made him warm and fuzzy inside.

-Arrian

[Metaliturtle]

hehe I wasn't gonna use grog cuz I didn't know the grog story... but I can totally include him.

[Metaliturtle]

As the head Stormians continue to debate someone points out that Og isn't a very good strategist...




Edit: parts of this image came from Google and may be someone you know!

[Metaliturtle]

Og: Ouchies!!!!

[Arrian]

I like the wooden pole better too.

-Arrian

[Metaliturtle]

I actually don't care either way, I just thought this'd be funny
;-)

[Metaliturtle]

Hey if you guys want to see something based on a discussion, let me know, I'm running out of ideas!

[Master Zen]

let's

get

mad

drunk

while this game starts...

[Aginor]

Can we stay drunk that long without:

a) dying of alcohol poisoning
b) suffering the worst hangover in recorded history if we survive
c) turning to something harder in a desperate attempt to maintain the month-long buzz?

[Metaliturtle]

no... no we can't