A heroic band of the remaining Homoj de Banano have gathered in the foothills of Flava Monto that are the source of the mighty Okcidenta Rivero. From here we wage our Prava Insurekcio. The fate that was foretold of will befall the Rigil Kentaurians and their horsewives. The waters of the Okcidenta Rivero will run red with their blood and they shall be known as Malbonaj!
The Prava Insurekcio will be waged until our people have a new homeland. We look to the day when we can sail for Baldaŭ Estas Nia.
The Prava Insurekcio will be waged until all the world acknowledges that the very fabric of this world has been tainted. Maybe it was even tainted by the small witted Yang. We a-peel to a higher power to intervene and give us Justice!
For as long as the Prava Insurekcio continues we chose the color of junaj bananoj. The color of promeso. The promise of justice!
The Prava Insurekcio will continue as long as work is slow.
We are the Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - the Banano LRE. We are forever! Bananoj gismorte!
The above comments are not issued by Team Banana as a whole. Banana opinion is split on the above.
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