¡ATENTAD! ENOUGH! You will listen to the "Banano Konsulejo por la Promulgo de Vero"

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! BE STILL & LISTEN! The following missive is from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Team Banana has sought nothing but friendship and peace from all the Boneco that inhabit Nia Kontinento. We sought only friendship, co-ordination of trade, & science with the Alpha Centurians. Just before this unjust war we sent word about our pioneering settlers who sought a life full of happy on the banks of the Okcidenta Rivero. They would have founded the trade city of Yang's Gate to honor friendship.

Truth told - they were attacked, had their banana ice cream sweets confiscated, and enslaved by our no longer friends. Even after the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians attacked our unarmed people we offered them the peace and the mercy of the Great Banana - whose name dare not be uttered. The Herezuloj spit on our diplomat and instead offered to shed the blood of our people under the blue skies. The sharp tongued liers thought funny of this and wrote poor haiku in taunting.

This "Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth" (KPV) will be used to make public the continuance of humanity crimes by the Heretics and the glorious triumphs of Homoj de la Banano and Banano-a Unupartiaj Teritoriaj Trupoj (or how you say - Banana's Unilateral Territorial Troopers).

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV
(Disseminator of the Truth)

[UnOrthOdOx]

Sounds like your people should have armed themselves.

Where can I get this bad haiku of taunting?

[Daddy-O]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=4969396#post4969396

[UnOrthOdOx]

That is pretty bad haiku...

[Daddy-O]

Ain't that the vero.

[Blake]

This "Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth" (KPV) will be used to make public the continuance of humanity crimes by the Heretics...

Yellow text is a crime against humanity .

[Wise Ass]

I just noticed your sig says steal the fun, is that in reference to something?

And the yellow text is less offensive on the civ3 theme.

[Blake]

I think it's a mild absurdity, it's not possible to steal fun .

[Wise Ass]

LOL That's great, I had heard the song before but never seen that video.

[Addled Platypus]

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! YOU ARE LISTENING! The following truth advertising is from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

In recent times the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians attacked unarmed women and children in their beds at The Mash. Heroic Banana Warriors seized upon the chance to bring glory to the Great Banana - whose name dare not be uttered. Axeman Sergento Hairy Balls along with the skilled swords of Raspberry and Peaches skillfully defeated the onslaught of the Herezuloj.

You will now rest easy. Everything is going with wellness. The Mash is at normal functioning.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! BE STILL & ATTENTIVE! This a proposal from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth (KPV) makes this proposal.

The Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians are weak and not to be seen for extended time. Maybe they donned Nikes, disbanded hope, and surrendered their souls to the stars. Let all nations acknowledge the victory of the Banana over much rotted tyranny on Nia Kontinento. The Malbonaj Homoj of Ilia Lando are free to choose their own leader of dominance.

Herezuloj, followers of the Yang from Rigil Kentaurus, choose this option or you will suffer more mocking of your impotent war during this time of boredom.

Our leader, the Addled Platypus and his military advisors: Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snorky were seen being in the streets of cities as far flung as Splitsville surrounded by a cheering populous who are pleased with the city's normal and general well functioning. In celebration, women have take to wearing commodes dressed with the sacred and lesser fruits atop their heads.

A return to your apathy is expected.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV

[Nugog]

[ormuzd]

I really like all the stuff we see from team banana - probably the team who enjoys this game at most

[ChrisiusMaximus]

they are a very fruity bunch