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    Metaliturtle for President (term VII)

    As you know, I am all about the awesome, and term VII will not be a time for change, our current elected officials rock the house!

    Term VII is a Time for AWESOME!!

    That's right, we're gonna stick it to France by drawing a banana over their territory with the line tool!

    We're going to call Gandhi a wuss behind his back and he wont even know about it!

    We're going to bring the wholesome values our Lord the Banana demands back to the people of Concordia.

    Plus if you're good, I will let you go ride the pony...

    Check back for more crazy campaign promises from your favorite religious nutjob!

    Policy Outline:
    Eliminate that wuss Gandhi if he isn't dead already
    Eliminate France
    Eliminate Caesar if he's being a b@$t@&%
    Move Religious Zealots of the Banana to s****y homes in the countryside.
    4 LOOOONG turnchats (2 short ones)
    Everyone at a turnchat will be given a silly rank such as "Master of Troutslappery"
    Last edited by Metaliturtle; September 25, 2006, 07:41.
    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...
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  • #2
    Now I regret my thumbs up in the other thread...

    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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    • #3
      At one point I was your vice president!!

      nutjob time!!
      First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
      Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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      • #4
        Did someone say Dan Quayle?
        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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        • #5
          Quick, someone administer the medicine!!!!!
          Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
          The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
          Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
          Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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          • #6
            A question to Metaliturtle The Designer:

            Is Povo Este under secret orders to always pop up GMerchants?

            ( Current events odds: 1/144).

            Best regards,

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Zoid
              Did someone say Dan Quayle?

              Nah, Al Gore............ "I was robbed I tell you "

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              • #8
                When I am president, instead of holding boring turnchats, I'll just get together with some buddies and some beer and with the conquest or domination victory whichever suits my fancy!
                First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                • #9
                  Hmmm - MT - two words....

                  Democracy

                  Game

                  I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                  • #10
                    If you don't like it you can throw your vote away on a banana!
                    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                    • #11
                      Or vote for another candidate
                      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                      • #12
                        That would probably be a better idea I'm going to update my platform in the first post soon
                        First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                        Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                        • #13
                          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                          • #14
                            updated
                            First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
                            Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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                            • #15
                              As I feared


                              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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