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  • Job Vacancy - General

    A studied look at my real life schedule for the coming month has revealed that I will once again need a General to carry out some of the duties of the Concordian Armed Forces.

    As ever, I hope to be able to attend all the turn chats that President Zoid can throw at us, but to cover all bases I have decided to call upon a member of the citizenship of Concordia to step up to the plate and act as the CAF representative for any turn chats I am unable to attend.

    Job description will be :
    i. To be able to follow some fairly flexible orders and objectives (in the most part) which will be provided in plenty of time before any chats I am unable to attend
    ii. To keep the momentum and pace going at the turn chats. You will need to have read the orders, understood the short term objectives, and be able to implement them quickly and efficiently.

    The successful applicant will need to have at least two brain cells to rub together, be able to think on their feet and use their initiative if need be.If the thought of keeping the MOD thread daunts you, worry not, I will endevour to stay on top of this task myself!!

    It goes without saying that this is an officerial role, so neanderthals need not apply!!!
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    Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
    The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
    Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
    Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

  • #2
    you forgot this

    iii. To kill with EXTREME prejudice, especially when dealing with the banana-hating french mongrels.
    First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
    Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...

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    • #3


      Please see the reference to multiple brain cells!!!
      Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
      The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
      Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
      Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Metaliturtle
        you forgot this

        iii. To kill with EXTREME prejudice, especially when dealing with the banana-hating french mongrels.
        These a lies spread about by the Nana-stary to ferment tensions between us and the French. I'll admit that the French are a backward race but there is no evidence of them hating bananas. Some notable members of the AGG have in fact, thrown bananas at the French who received the gifts with great joy.

        I even hear that they have already invented several new banana recipes

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        • #5
          I hereby offer my Axe to the Term V Ministry for this role.
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
            I hereby offer my Axe to the Term V Ministry for this role.
            I support this nomination!
            I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by couerdelion
              I even hear that they have already invented several new banana recipes
              Heresy!!!



              so neanderthals need not apply!!!
              So I guess that counts me out then
              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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              • #8
                Thank you Paddy for stepping up to the plate.

                Any other takers???

                I will leave this invitation open for a further 24 hours, then the matter will be closed.
                Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
                The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
                Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
                Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
                  I hereby offer my Axe to the Term V Ministry for this role.
                  Woot!
                  I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                  • #10
                    The Sherrin Foundation supports this.
                    The Sherrin Foundation
                    Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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                    • #11
                      It is with great honour that I announce Paddy as my trusted General!!!

                      Welcome Paddy and thank you for your support!!

                      Long Live General Paddy!

                      Long Live The President!!

                      Long Live Concordia!!!

                      Attached Files
                      Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
                      The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
                      Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
                      Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                      • #12
                        "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
                        Check out my Blog!

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                        • #13
                          Thank you Minister.

                          Long Live The President!!

                          Long Live Concordia!!!
                          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                          I am of the Horde.

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                          • #14
                            Paddy the General!

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

                            Member of Team Southern Cross in Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game
                            Member of the Great Council of the Horde in Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                            • #15
                              General Paddy!



                              Now to unleash him!
                              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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