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  • #46
    Originally posted by Lancer
    Secrecy the word of the day, confusion to the enemy! Entering the great hall, handing off cloak and hat to the ancient manservant whose manner was that of a man who had served far greater than presently, Lt Lancer imagined he exuded confidence. There they were by god, the great men upon whose broad shoulders empire was founded, an now so grievously tested. Map tables strewn with all knowledge geographical, with dispositions of the strength of the nation portrayed, the grist of these same great men's mill.

    Heady company indeed.

    I was ready, of this I was sure. Trained in the early battles, promoted upon the deck of a sinking ship to the first rank of officer. I was ready for that which I knew, unsettled by that which I know not but which was to befall me that moment. For out of a group of young officers emerged a fellow of like rank carrying a common maids toilet brush who addressed me, "Lancer is it? Promoted when? "November this year" I replyed, and you are? "Jarvis, promoted in October, I'm the senior" he said with a smirk, and continued, "I have a mission for you Lancer, your first command as it were." With this he handed me the toilet brush. "What's this then!" I exclaimed. Jarvis was keen to share his news, "you are the most junior, you swab out the head. That brush is your first command. There's no rank allowed in this place below our much acclaimed attainment, this duty therefore falls to us, or to be more precise, to you. Follow the stench, there will you find..." his voice faded as distracted by a page he walked off.

    ...and so gentlemen began my carreer in this very hall more years hence than I care to share. As the duty passed from the shoulders of those who before me came, so it will one day fall to you. Be ready! Your empire needs you in this dark hour, this new foe knows no mercy, so we shall meet out his due upon him or struggle to the last ounce of strength of the last man to carry the flag of our fathers.

    Let there be no quitters here among the wabbits.
    Yeah, wot he said!!!!
    Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
    The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
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    • #47
      And welcome Lancer, your hutch has been made from an upturned rowing boat. You are situated on the banks of the pond, so have easy access should you wish to have a morning paddle......

      Oh, and don't worry, you have a young bunny to give your head a regular clean too............
      Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
      The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
      Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
      Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Lancer
        ...and so gentlemen began my carreer in this very hall more years hence than I care to share.
        More years in the future than you care to share?

        Seriously, though, welcome.
        Adam T. Gieseler

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        • #49
          Team email :

          cuddly dotty killers atta gmail dotty com
          Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
          The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
          Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
          Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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          • #50
            I offer up my skills at eeking out cultural victories with the lowest score possible.
            Yes, negotiations could take some time.

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            • #51


              Welcome mate!!!

              Chuckman, your hutch is rather unusual. Perched in the highest branch of an old oak tree you have commanding views over our lands far and wide.
              Lugging the foraging up to your abode is a royal pain in the derriere, but it's all about location, location, location........
              Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
              The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
              Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
              Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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              • #52
                Team members, please vote for one of the following two team icons.....

                A : Killer Rabbit
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                Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
                The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
                Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
                Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                • #53
                  B : White Rabbit
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                  Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
                  The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
                  Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
                  Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                  • #54
                    It's a B for me!!!
                    Let your every day be full of joy, love the child that holds your hand, let your wife delight in your embrace, for these alone are the concerns of humanity.
                    The BtS Pitboss Team Democracy Game has just started!!!
                    Come and test your metal in the Apolyton Civ4 Beyond the Sword Tri-League Tournament
                    Tohunga o kairākau of Southern Cross in the Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game, and Member of the Great Council and Curator of The Khan's Compendium for The Horde in the Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                    • #55
                      Hmmm, either
                      One pill makes you larger
                      And one pill makes you small
                      And the ones that mother gives you
                      Don't do anything at all
                      Go ask Alice
                      When she's ten feet tall

                      And if you go chasing rabbits
                      And you know you're going to fall
                      Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
                      Has given you the call
                      Recall Alice
                      When she was just small

                      When men on the chessboard
                      Get up and tell you where to go
                      And you've just had some kind of mushroom
                      And your mind is moving low
                      Go ask Alice
                      I think she'll know

                      When logic and proportion
                      Have fallen sloppy dead
                      And the White Knight is talking backwards
                      And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
                      Remember what the door knob said:
                      "FEED YOUR HEAD

                      FEED your head"
                      or

                      [clop clop clop]
                      [whinny whinny]
                      GALAHAD:
                      They're nervous, sire.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
                      TIM:
                      Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Right! Keep me covered.
                      GALAHAD:
                      What with?
                      ARTHUR:
                      W-- just keep me covered.
                      TIM:
                      Too late!
                      [dramatic chord]
                      ARTHUR:
                      What?
                      TIM:
                      There he is!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Where?
                      TIM:
                      There!
                      ARTHUR:
                      What, behind the rabbit?
                      TIM:
                      It is the rabbit.
                      ARTHUR:
                      You silly sod!
                      TIM:
                      What?
                      ARTHUR:
                      You got us all worked up!
                      TIM:
                      Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Ohh.
                      TIM:
                      That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
                      ROBIN:
                      You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
                      TIM:
                      Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
                      GALAHAD:
                      Get stuffed!
                      TIM:
                      He'll do you up a treat, mate.
                      GALAHAD:
                      Oh, yeah?
                      ROBIN:
                      You mangy Scots git!
                      TIM:
                      I'm warning you!
                      ROBIN:
                      What's he do, nibble your bum?
                      TIM:
                      He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
                      BORS:
                      Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
                      TIM:
                      Look!
                      [squeak]
                      BORS:
                      Aaaugh!
                      [dramatic chord]
                      [clunk]
                      ARTHUR:
                      Jesus Christ!
                      TIM:
                      I warned you!
                      ROBIN:
                      I done it again!
                      TIM:
                      I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
                      ARTHUR:
                      Oh, shut up!
                      TIM:
                      Do they listen to me?
                      ARTHUR:
                      Right!
                      TIM:
                      Oh, no...
                      KNIGHTS:
                      Charge!
                      [squeak squeak squeak]
                      KNIGHTS:
                      Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Run away! Run away!
                      KNIGHTS:
                      Run away! Run away!...
                      TIM:
                      Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Right. How many did we lose?
                      LAUNCELOT:
                      Gawain.
                      GALAHAD:
                      Ector.
                      ARTHUR:
                      And Bors. That's five.
                      GALAHAD:
                      Three, sir.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
                      ROBIN:
                      Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
                      ARTHUR:
                      Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
                      GALAHAD:
                      Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Like what?
                      GALAHAD:
                      Well... ooh.
                      LAUNCELOT:
                      Have we got bows?
                      ARTHUR:
                      No.
                      LAUNCELOT:
                      We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
                      MONKS: [chanting]
                      Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
                      Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
                      ARTHUR:
                      How does it, um-- how does it work?
                      LAUNCELOT:
                      I know not, my liege.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Consult the Book of Armaments!
                      BROTHER MAYNARD:
                      Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
                      SECOND BROTHER:
                      And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
                      And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
                      MAYNARD:
                      Skip a bit, Brother.
                      SECOND BROTHER:
                      And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
                      MAYNARD:
                      Amen.
                      KNIGHTS:
                      Amen.
                      ARTHUR:
                      Right!
                      One!... Two!... Five!
                      GALAHAD:
                      Three, sir!
                      ARTHUR:
                      Three!
                      [angels sing]
                      [boom]
                      I think I must go for A! No Psychedelic Playboy Bunnies!
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Methos from CFC
                        Nice to see your back Fed!
                        Welcome back fed!!!

                        It's great to see you on Poly again after such a long absence.


                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

                        Member of Team Southern Cross in Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game
                        Member of the Great Council of the Horde in Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by theViking


                          And theViking.
                          Welcome
                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

                          Member of Team Southern Cross in Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game
                          Member of the Great Council of the Horde in Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                          • #58
                            My vote goes to B.
                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

                            Member of Team Southern Cross in Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game
                            Member of the Great Council of the Horde in Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by GeoModder
                              Okay, no other team seems in a hurry to recruit, so I can as well play Seventh of Nine here.
                              Woot!!! We've got Geo on our team!!!


                              Welcome also to Lancer (nice speech ) and Chuckman.
                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

                              Member of Team Southern Cross in Warlords Pitboss Team Democracy Game
                              Member of the Great Council of the Horde in Civ4 Team Democracy Game

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by AdamTG02


                                More years in the future than you care to share?

                                Seriously, though, welcome.
                                I believe in the ancient usage that hence was past, henceforth, forward.

                                Not really sure tho, so perhaps you have me there.

                                Thanks all for the warm welcome. I hope we can take this show on the road soon.
                                Long time member @ Apolyton
                                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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