Bush's Christmas Adventure

[vovan]

Heh, Bush would publicly shake your hand on national television, and say something ... wacky.

I also just realized something. Bush is a texan, right, and the whole action of the story (well, almost) takes place in Texas. So now, how come there is not a single "Yeehaw" exclamation there? Don't edit this story, of course, but in the next one, when Bush pairs up against some Hong Kong master for a Jackie Chan style fight, his kiai* should be yeehaw

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* Yes, I know kiai is japanese, but still

[unscratchedfoot]

Maybe, but yeehaw is definitely not a fighting word and I'm trying to make the fights as realistic as possible (you may not believe this but if you read the fights carefully you will see they're all quite normal). Yeehaw is when them southerners are doing something thrilling like driving their 4x4's through the country tearing up the terrain, not while being beaten like a KKK member attending a Malcolm X remembrance party.

[vovan]

Hmm... You are correct, of course, unscratchedfoot. But I was thinking if one of 'them southerners' was beating up someone easily, that would be something thrilling for him, don't you think? And yes, I do find that there is nothing extrodinary in your fights (or rather in the fights you decscribe )

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Hey Scratchy have you missed me?

[steamthunk]

Well I finally finished reading this. Would have liked to have seen someone actually win the fight, but it was funny nonetheless.

[unscratchedfoot]

Chris, I think that ban was uncalled for and likely the result of someone we know sending off some pm's.

Steamthunk, yeah, technically Saddam did win the game but the camera footage didn't include the final tag as he was going down because Bush was blocking the view. It is unfortunate that the uncertainty over Iraq will continue but its realistic isn't it? It also leaves the door open for future real news-related incidents so the stories will be closely related to reality.

[SKILORD]

I liked it, we should decide everything through tag matches.

[unscratchedfoot]

I agree. The world would be a better place if disagreements were settled by playing tag. No more terrorism, sanctions, nuclear arms races, riots, territorial disputes etc...

[Easthaven I]

LOL, this was a cool story. I'll be waiting for Bush VS the Tower!

Three thumbs up!


One more for the expected Bush vs the Tower episode!




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[ChrisiusMaximus]

Scratch youre spot on mate if the English government played tag wed see them get a lot more done than with all the endless gasbagging all those MP's get up to,

[unscratchedfoot]

Thanks easthaven.

Chris, that sounds a lot like Canada and Japan. I guess politics are pretty much the same in every country.

[unscratchedfoot]

This is just a note that another story follows this one: "Powell's Happy Christmas Party"