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Mister Lincoln!!! The DAM IS BREAKING!!!
What the -?
The DAM the HOOVER DAM!!!
Sh*t.
Lincoln awoke, it was only a dream. He always got weird premonitions like this though, the one about him getting shot in the theatre he'll visit next week disturbed him the most, but now he had to deal with the potential dam breakup.
"I want a powerful glue!!"
"What for, Mr. President?"
"To fix the dam when it breaks"
"Which Dam sir?"
"The one I dreamed about!"
"Oh----kay"
"Stop staring at me and get to work!!"
"Yes Mr. President"
Fred Goober walked away to go invent a glue to fix a dam that didn't exist as far as he knew.
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Karin Cox was Fred's onetime schoolmate and longtime friend, she was on her way to see what important government research he was working on this time. As she entered the laboratory, the foul smell of horse parts being rendered greeted her nose, she was used to odd smells here, but never had anything been this terrible.
That was when Fred noticed her in the lab.
"Karin!! I've done it!!"
"Done what? Invented a fouler smell than your socks?"
"No, I invented GOOBERPOXY!!"
"What the heck are you ranting about?"
"I was supposed to make a glue to fix some gigantic dam that Lincoln had dreamnt about."
"So"
"Sooo, I've done it! I call it Gooberpoxy, check this out, follow me."
He led her into the rear warehouse, a building with extremely high cielings which leaked slightly, there was a moist feeling in the room. At the center of the room sat a huge locomotive and a safe was heavily chained to the back of it.
"I just put one miniscule drop of my Gooberpoxy on this safe and watch!"
He put a single drop of Gooberpoxy on the safe, stuck it to the ground, and then turned on high-pressure waterguns pointed directly at the Gooberpoxy.
"Fire it up Mr Engineer!"
Smoke started coming from the Chimney of the locomotive, and the warehouse doors were opened up. The extension of the track gleamed in the sunlight, the Engine began picking up steam.
"Don't let 'er rip until she can't take anymore!!"
The fire in the engine roared, the black exterior of the iron behemoth began to turn red. She was ready.
The Engineer let loose, and Karin watched in amazement as the wheels spun extremely fast in the same position on the track. Contact and torque was soon achieved and they watched as the chains on the safe broke one by one, and the Locomotive Lurched forward with an ear-shattering roar.
"That was great Fred!" Karin was proud of her good friend's achievement.
"Now to take it to the President"
There seemed to be a bright future at hand for Gooberpoxy.
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what do you guys think? Worth continuing?
What the -?
The DAM the HOOVER DAM!!!
Sh*t.
Lincoln awoke, it was only a dream. He always got weird premonitions like this though, the one about him getting shot in the theatre he'll visit next week disturbed him the most, but now he had to deal with the potential dam breakup.
"I want a powerful glue!!"
"What for, Mr. President?"
"To fix the dam when it breaks"
"Which Dam sir?"
"The one I dreamed about!"
"Oh----kay"
"Stop staring at me and get to work!!"
"Yes Mr. President"
Fred Goober walked away to go invent a glue to fix a dam that didn't exist as far as he knew.
---------------
Karin Cox was Fred's onetime schoolmate and longtime friend, she was on her way to see what important government research he was working on this time. As she entered the laboratory, the foul smell of horse parts being rendered greeted her nose, she was used to odd smells here, but never had anything been this terrible.
That was when Fred noticed her in the lab.
"Karin!! I've done it!!"
"Done what? Invented a fouler smell than your socks?"
"No, I invented GOOBERPOXY!!"
"What the heck are you ranting about?"
"I was supposed to make a glue to fix some gigantic dam that Lincoln had dreamnt about."
"So"
"Sooo, I've done it! I call it Gooberpoxy, check this out, follow me."
He led her into the rear warehouse, a building with extremely high cielings which leaked slightly, there was a moist feeling in the room. At the center of the room sat a huge locomotive and a safe was heavily chained to the back of it.
"I just put one miniscule drop of my Gooberpoxy on this safe and watch!"
He put a single drop of Gooberpoxy on the safe, stuck it to the ground, and then turned on high-pressure waterguns pointed directly at the Gooberpoxy.
"Fire it up Mr Engineer!"
Smoke started coming from the Chimney of the locomotive, and the warehouse doors were opened up. The extension of the track gleamed in the sunlight, the Engine began picking up steam.
"Don't let 'er rip until she can't take anymore!!"
The fire in the engine roared, the black exterior of the iron behemoth began to turn red. She was ready.
The Engineer let loose, and Karin watched in amazement as the wheels spun extremely fast in the same position on the track. Contact and torque was soon achieved and they watched as the chains on the safe broke one by one, and the Locomotive Lurched forward with an ear-shattering roar.
"That was great Fred!" Karin was proud of her good friend's achievement.
"Now to take it to the President"
There seemed to be a bright future at hand for Gooberpoxy.
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what do you guys think? Worth continuing?
Don't stop. 
I tried to change my own avatar to the angry indian but it wouldn't let me for some reason. I clicked on "submit modifications" and I was ignored like a homeless beggar.
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