To La Falange: (top secret) As you know, we have signed an 'alliance' with America, but peace will truly not come to the Americas until all of Latin America is under Brazillian control. We'd like you to openly announce that you are being supported by the NAF. We will then 'denounce' the support of La Falange by the NAF and invade them. If you do this, we will gladly give you support for your just cause.
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To Ottomans (really, really top secret): As you know, relations between our countries have been tense, and the rest of the world knows this as well. I think we can use this to our advantage by creating an alliance between our two countries... no one will suspect it! This is my plan:
First, you invade Russia, but make it appear that the NAF is invading. The Russians will most likely think that it was the NAF who 'invaded'. However, the NAF will know it was framed, and they will declare war on you, and so will Russia. At that point I will claim that is really was the NAF who invaded Russia, and that they are just making excuses for going to war, and will delcare war on NAF. At that point, we will both be at war with the NAF and Russia, and we can announce our alliance. If the plan is successful (meaning: I take over Latin America), I will reward you by giving you my possessions in South Africa.
I will be able to take over America, and you can take over Africa and parts of Europe and Asia, and together we can dominate the world. What do you think?
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To Uncooperative Swiss Bankers:
Can I open a checking account?
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To Ottomans (really, really top secret): As you know, relations between our countries have been tense, and the rest of the world knows this as well. I think we can use this to our advantage by creating an alliance between our two countries... no one will suspect it! This is my plan:
First, you invade Russia, but make it appear that the NAF is invading. The Russians will most likely think that it was the NAF who 'invaded'. However, the NAF will know it was framed, and they will declare war on you, and so will Russia. At that point I will claim that is really was the NAF who invaded Russia, and that they are just making excuses for going to war, and will delcare war on NAF. At that point, we will both be at war with the NAF and Russia, and we can announce our alliance. If the plan is successful (meaning: I take over Latin America), I will reward you by giving you my possessions in South Africa.
I will be able to take over America, and you can take over Africa and parts of Europe and Asia, and together we can dominate the world. What do you think?
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To Uncooperative Swiss Bankers:
Can I open a checking account?

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