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    once upon a time there where 6 sheep by day they would rome around and by night they would rest by the shepards home one night they wondered off to the enemys grounds and were kidnapped the next morning the sheperd noticed they were gone and informed the king of his loss at this the arys were sent out to track them down when they found them they fought to the death over the sheep and many died but they claimed the sheep and many other enemy sheep they sacraficed the enemy sheep and the nice sheep lived soon after this event the king was shot in the back by a cross bow
    and the sheep killed them selfs

  • #2
    The spelling is pants and so is the story Mike.
    If at first you don't suceed, stuff it and play minesweeper for a bit

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    • #3
      your story rocks

      your story rocks i hate connel bennett

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      • #4
        I hate you too
        If at first you don't suceed, stuff it and play minesweeper for a bit

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        • #5
          My word! - About time too! - Its great to have a well respected and extensively published author on the forum. What can I say that hasn't been said before about Mike Maximus. His insight into the world of sheep is truly compelling and I for one find it difficult to believe that Mr. Maximus hasn't spent more than a passing moment with our woolly friends, to attain the type of realism and intimacy - dare I say 'love'? for the beasts that we find in his stories. Once again - its been an honour and a privilige.
          DANGER! - Unexploded Civilian

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          • #6
            This story... she confuses me.
            Sheep???
            Don't understand...



            It was sad at the end when the sheep "killed themselfs."

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            • #7
              It saddens me too
              If at first you don't suceed, stuff it and play minesweeper for a bit

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              • #8
                I'm not sure what's up with this story, but it gets full comedy points.
                "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                • #9
                  pants
                  If at first you don't suceed, stuff it and play minesweeper for a bit

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                  • #10
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                    If at first you don't suceed, stuff it and play minesweeper for a bit

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