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Metaliturtle returns to funny shizzle in this story.
----White House----
"MOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Where's my scooby doo underoos?!?!"
"In the drawer Mr. President."
Indeed they were, and President Abraham Lincoln donned his lucky pair of underwear for a most momentous occasion.
----Courthouse----
Lincoln walked into the courthouse surrounded by secret service guys, but he wasn't afraid, after all, he had his lucky lucky scooby doo underoos on, nothing bad could happen to him.
"will the leader of the free world place his hand on the bible?"
Lincoln answered, "I will, IF the leader of the subjugated world will as well!"
Catherine farted, "YUP" She wasn't much for words, only flatulent audulations.
After both sides were sworn in, the two parties sat on opposite ends of a table.
"Catherine, will you stop that??"
She was throwing bits o spam at a secret service agent.
"When you're as pretty as me, you don't have to stop anything, Lincoln."
"Too bad you're just an ugly ho."
"What?!!"
"You know, ho, meaning that you're like a turtle, whenever you're on your back, you get screwed...although..."
"Although WHAT!!!"
"They probably had to put a paper bag with porn on it over your face you ugly witch."
That's right, Yo momma jokes combined with insults, the first one to cry or leave would lose their half of the world, this was serious.
"Lincoln, Yo momma is so fat, when she put on a raincoat and went outside, kids yelled "DAMN, WE MISSED THE BUS!!"
"I can top that, yo momma's like a gumball machine, 25 cents a BLOW!!"
"Lincoln, Yo momma is so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out."
"Catherine, you are soooo ugly, that when you were born, the doctor smacked your mother."
----To be continued pending feedback----
----White House----
"MOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Where's my scooby doo underoos?!?!"
"In the drawer Mr. President."
Indeed they were, and President Abraham Lincoln donned his lucky pair of underwear for a most momentous occasion.
----Courthouse----
Lincoln walked into the courthouse surrounded by secret service guys, but he wasn't afraid, after all, he had his lucky lucky scooby doo underoos on, nothing bad could happen to him.
"will the leader of the free world place his hand on the bible?"
Lincoln answered, "I will, IF the leader of the subjugated world will as well!"
Catherine farted, "YUP" She wasn't much for words, only flatulent audulations.
After both sides were sworn in, the two parties sat on opposite ends of a table.
"Catherine, will you stop that??"
She was throwing bits o spam at a secret service agent.
"When you're as pretty as me, you don't have to stop anything, Lincoln."
"Too bad you're just an ugly ho."
"What?!!"
"You know, ho, meaning that you're like a turtle, whenever you're on your back, you get screwed...although..."
"Although WHAT!!!"
"They probably had to put a paper bag with porn on it over your face you ugly witch."
That's right, Yo momma jokes combined with insults, the first one to cry or leave would lose their half of the world, this was serious.
"Lincoln, Yo momma is so fat, when she put on a raincoat and went outside, kids yelled "DAMN, WE MISSED THE BUS!!"
"I can top that, yo momma's like a gumball machine, 25 cents a BLOW!!"
"Lincoln, Yo momma is so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out."
"Catherine, you are soooo ugly, that when you were born, the doctor smacked your mother."
----To be continued pending feedback----
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