Lets Create a Story II

[Space05us]

As Mah looked around again he could see that the number of Zulu inside the cage outnumbered the Aztec, but they must be strong to carry such a load. Perhaps if they could get out fast enough they would stand a chance...

[civman2000]

Inca Chief Atahuapa spoke as the Firemasters created the smoke patterns.

"The tiem has coe for the ncas to destroy the evil Aztecs! Fr cenuries, we have been caled barbarians when w are more civilized then them! I have hope that someday--"

"In an expansion pack maybe"

Who said that?"

"God." And hen god disappeared before metaliturtle could think of some way to se him t ruin the story.

"I have a feeling that if wecan defeat the Aztecs now we shall be forver respectd as a ue civilization! Pls our horsemen will be invincible!"

So the Incan warriors and horsemen trudged off to battle.

[Space05us]

They set the cage down on the ground...
"Great how are we supposed to get over this?" said one aztec as he looked down a large crack.
"We can always make a bridge out of a couple of trees, after all it's only about 4 feet wide."
"Hey you stop that" ordered the commander when he saw one of his men gleefully jumping back and forth across it.

Now is the time thought Mah, suddenly he kicked out the cage door and made a run for it. The others quickly followed.
"HEY!! stop them!!!" ordered the commander
All of the Aztecs present took chase, except that is, for the guy jumping gleefully back and forth across the crack.

[civman2000]

Atahualpa and the Inca were totally baffled. Who were these darker peoples running from the Aztecs? Why? Should they protect them? Stop them? Kill them?

They decided to ignore them. A few hours after the Zulus fled the Aztec jaguar warriors received a rude surprise...

[unscratchedfoot]

Back at the crack, the aztec commander, in the brutal manner so common at the time, decided to punish the fellow jumping back and forth over the crack. He pushed the joker into the deep crack which extended into the bowels of the earth. However, the joker was a nimble feller and grabbed the commander's hair on the way down.

The aztec troops saw the commander fall into the crack and ran to help. The commander had caught onto a root 30 feet down with the joker still attached to his hair. The aztecs formed a human chain down to rescue the struggling commander - a project requiring over 50 men.

Mah, a superb tactician, took the opportunity to go back and with his comrades pushed in the men on top of the crack. In one swoop they had vastly reduced the problems at hand. Scores of aztecs went screaming to their death in the endless blackness.

Then the inca's showed up.

[History Guy]

"Oh blast!" said Tlozin, wacking some poor Egyptian with the old war club, "The Incas are attacking now!"

Nahuitoxol, an aide, responded, "Yes, well, sir, that's the way it works." He then wiped a non-existant tear from his eye.

Tlozin responded, "And what's worse, the story has turned funny! Well, at least I can live with that, but I daresay, I do hope old Monty is at home making some sacrifices for us. 50 virgins or something. Anything, really."

Meanwhile, Mah, having escaped by kicking in the cage door (and chewing through the bars), was now in the midst of the fighting, whacking Aztecs all over the place with a captured war-club. He was about ready to glorify in the event, when all of the sudden, Inca warriors poured in. The leader, an Irish Incan mercenary named Clancy (because the player was playing on the large world map, the civs were scattered all over, and the Incas had had the misfortune to wind up in the British Isles), saw Mah head-on, and ran at him, war-club jutting forward. He then cried out a battle-cry that Mah did not understand. It sounded much like "Malarky!" Then, Mah and Clancy slammed into one another, and began to fight.

Meanwhile, farther down in the jungle near some valuable silk resources, Shaka Zulu said to his domestic advisor, "Well, old thang, I think this is the spot for our new city: Ulundi! Yee-haw!"

"Splendid, sir...but don't you think we should build it farther south in the plains so as we won't die of disease?"

"Ummm...yeah. C'mon boys, let's moooooove on down South!"

The reply came loud and clear: "Okey-Dokey, Shaka!"

[Space05us]

Never mind look up and see who beat me to it while I was writing about it
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BTW The guy was jumping GLEEFULLY back and forth.

[Bella Hella]

Shaka and the settlers, along with a worker, and a couple impi for good measure, continued to trudge south. Suddenly a small high voice from ahead shouted "Daddy! Over here!" Shakette, the 5-year old daughter of Shaka, had found a suitable city site. "Good girl!" cried Shaka as he produced a chocolate chip cookie and held it out for his daughter. "Ungawa!" everyone yelled with joy.

It was the perfect site for the city. The jungle began one square to the south, which wouldn't hinder the initial development of the city. Grassy hills to the north provided necessary minerals, and the land was green and rich. The sunlight sparkled off the flowing river which cut through the beautiful fields. Shaka affectionately watched his daughter doing a dance of happiness with one of the impi, chocolate and crumbs spewing out of her mouth as she laughed.

[Space05us]

The Fight between Clancy and Mah continued, one swing after another missed it's target. the warriors on the rest of the battlefield stopped just to watch these to fight. Mah barely scored a hit on Clancy's head when Clancy's club came ringing down on his head.... blackness...
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Mah is still alive no killing him yet

[civman2000]

History GUy: The Inca are a barbarian tribe, just like in civ3, but aspiring to become a civ just like they have a chance of becoming one in PtW!

Mah woke up in....yet another cage! Inca were all around him, and yet he could not recognize him. He did not know his own name. He had amnesia!

[civman2000]

bump...this doesnt have to die!

In the next few months the Inca brainwashed Mah to be a great warrior for them...and so they then started moving towards Tenochtitlan under his command....

[hetairoi22]

As a Citizen of the Inca, Mah had been cured of his desease and was now held in high esteem because of his knowledge and bravery.

Aztec scouts had discovered Atahualpa and his three grand armées (only 1000 men in total), commanded by Mabulloo (Mah's new Inca name), Bitdotle and Kongilot, marching towards the Aztec heartland. Tenochtitlan had been warned and great ramparts and fortresses had been built around its borders.

Meanwhile at an Inca camp Incan "scientists" had discovered the secrets of Bronze Working, and a huge amount of spears had entered production. Atahualpa had decided to keep the camp in one place, to create spears more efficiently and to scout the area. So Mabulloo and ten men went out scouting all day but found nothing. But suddenly, after Mabulloo had fallen behind the others, he was attacked from behind and everything turned black... WHen he awoke he remembered his true self! He was lying on a large stone. No one was insight.