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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is Iam Zippy, bringing you the first nonsense debate of this year's U.N. General Assembly, the winner, of course, will be the undisputed leader of the world.
Our debate topic: The Deliciousness of Pie
Our first question on this topic comes from Shaka of Zululand, and it is directed at Abe of America, Abe, do you think that pie is delicious? If yes, why? If no, why not?
Abe: Of course pie is delicious, it has to be, because nothing's as American as apple pie, and nothing's as delicious as a tasty American (pause) Pie!
Splendid answer, Shaka, your rebuttal?
Shaka: Although we've heard that pie saying before, you still haven't answered the question, do YOU think pie is delicious?
Abe: Of course
Shaka: Thank you.
Our second question is one of Mr. Lincoln's as he answered the first one, and his name was also drawn at random. It reads "Alexander, in terms of pie, deliciousness, yes or no?
Alexander: Yes, in terms of pie, I must support yes to deliciousness.
Our third question comes from Queen Elizabeth, it reads: All, when ranking the following, which would be first out of, Pie, Pie, and Pie?
Abe: I must say the second option, "Pie," is the most appealing
Shaka: Pie!
Alexander: Number three is satisfactory for me.
Hold on, I'm getting an emergency briefing from the overpopulation commitee, we must go into general assembly.
*28 minutes later
'The honorable delegate from Iraq is acknowledged'
"Iraq proposes an ammendment to the resolution, we would like to add a third clause, to be named 'Operation: Condom Drop,' and would entail the paradropping of over 30,000,000 condoms onto underpriveleged, uneducated, third world, nations."
Thank God those negotiations didn't go on longer, I'm glad that condom thing killed the whole resolution for this period. Anyways, once again this is Iam Zippy, with the debate that will decide who the ruler of the world is. Right now there is a tie with all contestants but Elizabeth who had yet to be asked a question.
This question comes from our audience, it reads, Alexander, why can you spend a half hour debating condoms instead of helping Grecian expansion
Alexander: You obviously missed your pie, one will be delivered to you instantly.
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This story based on Model U.N. The coolest club, Civ 3 element is the sec. gen. and char names, (besides Iam Zippy) What'd yall think of it, the debate will continue, but should the U N have the power to change the subject, It's up to you.
Our debate topic: The Deliciousness of Pie
Our first question on this topic comes from Shaka of Zululand, and it is directed at Abe of America, Abe, do you think that pie is delicious? If yes, why? If no, why not?
Abe: Of course pie is delicious, it has to be, because nothing's as American as apple pie, and nothing's as delicious as a tasty American (pause) Pie!
Splendid answer, Shaka, your rebuttal?
Shaka: Although we've heard that pie saying before, you still haven't answered the question, do YOU think pie is delicious?
Abe: Of course
Shaka: Thank you.
Our second question is one of Mr. Lincoln's as he answered the first one, and his name was also drawn at random. It reads "Alexander, in terms of pie, deliciousness, yes or no?
Alexander: Yes, in terms of pie, I must support yes to deliciousness.
Our third question comes from Queen Elizabeth, it reads: All, when ranking the following, which would be first out of, Pie, Pie, and Pie?
Abe: I must say the second option, "Pie," is the most appealing
Shaka: Pie!
Alexander: Number three is satisfactory for me.
Hold on, I'm getting an emergency briefing from the overpopulation commitee, we must go into general assembly.
*28 minutes later
'The honorable delegate from Iraq is acknowledged'
"Iraq proposes an ammendment to the resolution, we would like to add a third clause, to be named 'Operation: Condom Drop,' and would entail the paradropping of over 30,000,000 condoms onto underpriveleged, uneducated, third world, nations."
Thank God those negotiations didn't go on longer, I'm glad that condom thing killed the whole resolution for this period. Anyways, once again this is Iam Zippy, with the debate that will decide who the ruler of the world is. Right now there is a tie with all contestants but Elizabeth who had yet to be asked a question.
This question comes from our audience, it reads, Alexander, why can you spend a half hour debating condoms instead of helping Grecian expansion
Alexander: You obviously missed your pie, one will be delivered to you instantly.
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This story based on Model U.N. The coolest club, Civ 3 element is the sec. gen. and char names, (besides Iam Zippy) What'd yall think of it, the debate will continue, but should the U N have the power to change the subject, It's up to you.
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