In the beginning there was peace between the 11 nations that made up the world.
That was until 250AD, when all hell broke loose...
This map only features the major cities in 250AD. If some of the city names seem to early, ie; Cairo for the Egyptian, it's because I've edited my lists a bit, mainly to bring forward the ones I can actually say!
At the tri-monthly meeting in Rome, which was chosen because it was the easiest capital to defend(I was the Americans), there were many arguments.
The English were furious with the French for letting their troops wander into English territory, and the Germans and Indians were arguing over rights to an unclaimed iron source near their borders.
Roosevelt sat at the round table in amazement. How the hell these people could argue so much he didn't know, and was just glad that no one was yet declaring war.
Then Mao of the Chinese approached him.
"I, as the great ruler of all the known world, demand taxes from my subjects. I do not see why America should be exempt from my taxes, as it is part of my world. So I demand payment of 50 gold from you!" Mao stood tall and proud.
Roosevelt leaned back in his chair and shook his head. This stupid idiot was asking for tribute when his nation was about half the size of America!
"America bows down to no-one. If you want gold, you must give us something in return. It is known as trading!" he finally spoke.
"That is foolish. I do not like to have to punish my subjects. But I may have to if they do not see reason!" Mao frowned.
Roosevelt jumped to his feet.
"You punish your people just by showing your ugly face Mao! And as for your little habit of raping 12 year old girls, well, that is one thing my nation cannot let continue! You may consider yourself at war with the United States of America!" he spoke loudly and angrily for the whole room to hear.
[By the way, that thing about the 12 year olds is true, ask any historian!]
Mao looked at the ground, humbled before all the world leaders. Roosevelt was too honest a man to have any scandal that Mao could reply with, and so Mao was to be ridiculed by the people in that room.
And he knew it. He stormed out, but not before shouting "I will kill every one of you!".
The leaders looked at each other, and all burst out laughing.
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The ice was broken, and all the leaders except for Mao began to plan the war against him. It then turned into a squabble over this, and Hitler demanded that his troops be allowed to take a Chinese city. Gandhi stopped this demand, saying that as few nations as possible should be involved for the least amount of bloodshed after the war, as people will fight over treasure.
"You peace-loving fool! I want the iron which is nearest to my city, you refuse saying that the resources of mother nature belong to all, I want a share of the war spoils, and you go on about arguments over the Chinese cities would cause major wars! Are you a head of state, or a blasted priest, you bible-bashing idiot!" Hitler fumed, standing up in his usual pose.
"Watch your language Hitler. This is a grown up meeting, no children allowed." Roosevelt glared at him. The other leaders smiled at the joke, but saw the seriousness of the moment.
"I will not be spoken to like that by the infidel ruler of a nation so tied up in it's Constitution that you can't even boil an egg without Congress's say so!"
This caused more laughter amongst the leaders.
Roosevelt stood up, and using his height as an advantage whilst speaking. Hitler, only two seats to the right of Roosevelt was much shorter than Roosevelt, and it showed.
"This coming from a man who thinks that his nation should be made up entirely of white, blond Aryans when he isn't even one himself! Come on shorty, how the hell are you supposed to command all these Aryans if you get your wish? Stamp your feet until they look down and see you? It shows what kind of nation yours is if you are their leader! And you don't even belong to the nation that you lead! You're an Austrian, from the same area that you eventually took over near Nuremberg! And you say that I am the infidel ruler? Think again you damned Nazi son of a *****!" Roosevelt lost his temper.
The rulers smiled to see Hitler's angry face, and then Charles de Gaulle spoke up.
"But your closest ally is England, ruled by a non-elected monarch. Isn't that against your Constitution that you now defend so much?"
"How dare you de Gaulle. Your people can't stand the sight of you anymore, with your fancy army parades through Paris whilst your people starve. I provide my people with what they want, and they adore me. Some leader you are!" Elizabeth snapped at him.
"Let's take a break people." Josef[the russian spelling] Stalin spoke up.
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All the leaders received their intelligence reports from messengers from their capitals during the break.
"Oh my god!" Roosevelt turned to Elizabeth. "We have reports of Jews being slaughtered in their thousands in Germany! And Mao is beginning to mobilise his army!"
"Look at this! The Red Cross, who are based in my country, have had members of their organisation were shot dead in Paris handing out food. Apparently de Gaulle has been hoarding food to buy loyalty so he can turn France into a dictatorship, whilst those opposed to him starve. The Red Cross was giving out food to the wrong people supposedly. My god, that son of a ***** is gonna pay for this!"
"How about an alliance against Germany in return for an alliance against France?" Roosevelt suggested.
"Done." Elizabeth smiled.
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"We have reports of the mass slaughter of Jews in your country, Hitler. I have these reports on very good authority, and if you do not stop this practice immediately, then the United States of America will be forced to act for humanitarian reasons." Roosevelt glowered at Hitler.
Adolf Hitler looked furious as he stood.
"This is an internal matter for Germany! No American infidel will tell me how to run my country!"
"It's not your country, as we have already established!"
"Damn you Roosevelt! Germany will crush America and prove that the Aryans are masters of this world!" Hitler pounded his fist on the table.
"In light of this evidence, England will declare war upon the Germans in support of our American allies." Elizabeth spoke quietly.
"What's wrong with slaughtering a few thousand people?!" Shaka of the Zulus shook his head in confusion.
"What?!" Ghandi roared. "That is it! For the sake of humanity, India will join our allies in crushing Germany and Zululand!"
Shaka looked bewildered. "I've only killed a few hundred, honest!"
"Then you may consider yourself at war with America and her ally England." Roosevelt frowned. Elizabeth nodded.
"And I demand an explanation for the killing of Red Cross workers in Paris!" Elizabeth turned on de Gaulle once more.
"They were interfering in French matters." de Gaulle spoke calmly.
"That is not a good enough excuse! I demand payment to their families and a full apology!" Elizabeth fumed.
"That cannot be done. And to save you the bother, I declare war upon the English!"
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All the leaders ended up storming out the hall and onto their galleys back home, two distinct sides having formed.
The Americans, the English, the Indians, the Egyptians, the Russians and the Romans were against the Zulu, the French, the Japanese, the Germans and the now quieter Mao of the Chinese.
The Indians struck quickly, taking Frankfurt from the Germans. But there the war stalemated between those two countries, and the Indians would have to wait to punish Hitler for his murdering.
On the eastern front, the Russians took Lyons from the French, whilst the English took the other cities of France. de Gaulle was paraded through London before being executed at the Tower.
The Japanese and Romans resorted to warfare on the sea, with neither side getting the upper hand.
The Americans profted most of all. The 1st, 3rd and 7th swordsmen regiments took Bapedi from the Zulus, routing four Impi regiments in the process. Shaka quickly begged for a treaty.
The Chinese however were a different matter.
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General Grant stared at the hill. On it stood three spearmen regiments, guarding the catapult sent to bombard New York.
He couldn't believe he'd wasted three regiments of horsemen against them, with the slow swordsmen regiments only just beginning to reach the front.
But now his swordsmen were advancing, the 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 8th against those three spearmen regiments.
As he had expected, it was a slaughter. His units were slightly hurt, but mostly intact at the end of the battle. The spearmen had been decimated, with bodies littering the ground.
Now they advanced on China itself, with the new horsemen regiments leading the way.
The attack on Shanghai was catastrophic for his horsemen. They would attack, and then fall back to rest, where the Chinese riders would attack and hunt them down. When Grant tried this tactic against the Chinese, he found that their riders were better prepared to defend themselves. It was hopeless, all his horsemen regiments were destroyed in the first few days of combat. He sent a message for reinforcements now only to contain swordsmen, which were slow, but better at attack and defence.
Four spearmen regiments defended Shanghai, and three rider regiments took up positions outside the city.
Grant had only five swordsmen regiments, some wounded. All the Chinese regiments were at full strength.
Grant knew that his men were better at attacking, and decided on a bold strategy. He would march on Shanghai, and ignore the riders.
This tactic worked well, and he seized the city for the loss of only two swordsmen regiments. The riders attacked the city, and were defeated due to the experience gained by Grant's men whilst attacking the city.
The rest of China was swallowed up easily, until they reached Beijing.
Then they saw Nanking had been taken by the Egyptians, from the sea. They had used catapults to bombard the city, and then used spearmen to defend the catapults whilst their swordsmen attacked the city.
Beijing was defended by three spearmen regiments, two rider regiments and three catapults. Grant called upon all his reinforcements, which gave his army a strength of three swordsmen regiments, one catapult, two spearmen regiments and one archer regiment.
The first attack failed, leaving Grant with two hurt swordsmen regiments, two spearmen regiments and one catapult against one rider regiment, two spearmen regiments and three catapults.
As Grant led his swordsmen up the slope to the walls of Beijing, he saw the rider regiment stream past him to attack his catapults. They were massacred by the spearmen, much to his relief.
He led his men through the hail of fire from the enemy catapults, which hurt his men even more, and headed for the breach in the wall. He led the men through it, and charged at the enemy on his horse.
On his horse however, he was an easy target, and was hit by a spear. He carried on, and swung at spearman after spearman, followed by his men. He reached the catapults before he was stabbed between the eyes by a spear.
He fell to the ground, but not before hearing the cheers of victory.
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The world after the first Great War.
Nemesis
That was until 250AD, when all hell broke loose...
This map only features the major cities in 250AD. If some of the city names seem to early, ie; Cairo for the Egyptian, it's because I've edited my lists a bit, mainly to bring forward the ones I can actually say!
At the tri-monthly meeting in Rome, which was chosen because it was the easiest capital to defend(I was the Americans), there were many arguments.
The English were furious with the French for letting their troops wander into English territory, and the Germans and Indians were arguing over rights to an unclaimed iron source near their borders.
Roosevelt sat at the round table in amazement. How the hell these people could argue so much he didn't know, and was just glad that no one was yet declaring war.
Then Mao of the Chinese approached him.
"I, as the great ruler of all the known world, demand taxes from my subjects. I do not see why America should be exempt from my taxes, as it is part of my world. So I demand payment of 50 gold from you!" Mao stood tall and proud.
Roosevelt leaned back in his chair and shook his head. This stupid idiot was asking for tribute when his nation was about half the size of America!
"America bows down to no-one. If you want gold, you must give us something in return. It is known as trading!" he finally spoke.
"That is foolish. I do not like to have to punish my subjects. But I may have to if they do not see reason!" Mao frowned.
Roosevelt jumped to his feet.
"You punish your people just by showing your ugly face Mao! And as for your little habit of raping 12 year old girls, well, that is one thing my nation cannot let continue! You may consider yourself at war with the United States of America!" he spoke loudly and angrily for the whole room to hear.
[By the way, that thing about the 12 year olds is true, ask any historian!]
Mao looked at the ground, humbled before all the world leaders. Roosevelt was too honest a man to have any scandal that Mao could reply with, and so Mao was to be ridiculed by the people in that room.
And he knew it. He stormed out, but not before shouting "I will kill every one of you!".
The leaders looked at each other, and all burst out laughing.
***********************************************
The ice was broken, and all the leaders except for Mao began to plan the war against him. It then turned into a squabble over this, and Hitler demanded that his troops be allowed to take a Chinese city. Gandhi stopped this demand, saying that as few nations as possible should be involved for the least amount of bloodshed after the war, as people will fight over treasure.
"You peace-loving fool! I want the iron which is nearest to my city, you refuse saying that the resources of mother nature belong to all, I want a share of the war spoils, and you go on about arguments over the Chinese cities would cause major wars! Are you a head of state, or a blasted priest, you bible-bashing idiot!" Hitler fumed, standing up in his usual pose.
"Watch your language Hitler. This is a grown up meeting, no children allowed." Roosevelt glared at him. The other leaders smiled at the joke, but saw the seriousness of the moment.
"I will not be spoken to like that by the infidel ruler of a nation so tied up in it's Constitution that you can't even boil an egg without Congress's say so!"
This caused more laughter amongst the leaders.
Roosevelt stood up, and using his height as an advantage whilst speaking. Hitler, only two seats to the right of Roosevelt was much shorter than Roosevelt, and it showed.
"This coming from a man who thinks that his nation should be made up entirely of white, blond Aryans when he isn't even one himself! Come on shorty, how the hell are you supposed to command all these Aryans if you get your wish? Stamp your feet until they look down and see you? It shows what kind of nation yours is if you are their leader! And you don't even belong to the nation that you lead! You're an Austrian, from the same area that you eventually took over near Nuremberg! And you say that I am the infidel ruler? Think again you damned Nazi son of a *****!" Roosevelt lost his temper.
The rulers smiled to see Hitler's angry face, and then Charles de Gaulle spoke up.
"But your closest ally is England, ruled by a non-elected monarch. Isn't that against your Constitution that you now defend so much?"
"How dare you de Gaulle. Your people can't stand the sight of you anymore, with your fancy army parades through Paris whilst your people starve. I provide my people with what they want, and they adore me. Some leader you are!" Elizabeth snapped at him.
"Let's take a break people." Josef[the russian spelling] Stalin spoke up.
**********************************************
All the leaders received their intelligence reports from messengers from their capitals during the break.
"Oh my god!" Roosevelt turned to Elizabeth. "We have reports of Jews being slaughtered in their thousands in Germany! And Mao is beginning to mobilise his army!"
"Look at this! The Red Cross, who are based in my country, have had members of their organisation were shot dead in Paris handing out food. Apparently de Gaulle has been hoarding food to buy loyalty so he can turn France into a dictatorship, whilst those opposed to him starve. The Red Cross was giving out food to the wrong people supposedly. My god, that son of a ***** is gonna pay for this!"
"How about an alliance against Germany in return for an alliance against France?" Roosevelt suggested.
"Done." Elizabeth smiled.
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"We have reports of the mass slaughter of Jews in your country, Hitler. I have these reports on very good authority, and if you do not stop this practice immediately, then the United States of America will be forced to act for humanitarian reasons." Roosevelt glowered at Hitler.
Adolf Hitler looked furious as he stood.
"This is an internal matter for Germany! No American infidel will tell me how to run my country!"
"It's not your country, as we have already established!"
"Damn you Roosevelt! Germany will crush America and prove that the Aryans are masters of this world!" Hitler pounded his fist on the table.
"In light of this evidence, England will declare war upon the Germans in support of our American allies." Elizabeth spoke quietly.
"What's wrong with slaughtering a few thousand people?!" Shaka of the Zulus shook his head in confusion.
"What?!" Ghandi roared. "That is it! For the sake of humanity, India will join our allies in crushing Germany and Zululand!"
Shaka looked bewildered. "I've only killed a few hundred, honest!"
"Then you may consider yourself at war with America and her ally England." Roosevelt frowned. Elizabeth nodded.
"And I demand an explanation for the killing of Red Cross workers in Paris!" Elizabeth turned on de Gaulle once more.
"They were interfering in French matters." de Gaulle spoke calmly.
"That is not a good enough excuse! I demand payment to their families and a full apology!" Elizabeth fumed.
"That cannot be done. And to save you the bother, I declare war upon the English!"
**********************************************
All the leaders ended up storming out the hall and onto their galleys back home, two distinct sides having formed.
The Americans, the English, the Indians, the Egyptians, the Russians and the Romans were against the Zulu, the French, the Japanese, the Germans and the now quieter Mao of the Chinese.
The Indians struck quickly, taking Frankfurt from the Germans. But there the war stalemated between those two countries, and the Indians would have to wait to punish Hitler for his murdering.
On the eastern front, the Russians took Lyons from the French, whilst the English took the other cities of France. de Gaulle was paraded through London before being executed at the Tower.
The Japanese and Romans resorted to warfare on the sea, with neither side getting the upper hand.
The Americans profted most of all. The 1st, 3rd and 7th swordsmen regiments took Bapedi from the Zulus, routing four Impi regiments in the process. Shaka quickly begged for a treaty.
The Chinese however were a different matter.
**********************************************
General Grant stared at the hill. On it stood three spearmen regiments, guarding the catapult sent to bombard New York.
He couldn't believe he'd wasted three regiments of horsemen against them, with the slow swordsmen regiments only just beginning to reach the front.
But now his swordsmen were advancing, the 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 8th against those three spearmen regiments.
As he had expected, it was a slaughter. His units were slightly hurt, but mostly intact at the end of the battle. The spearmen had been decimated, with bodies littering the ground.
Now they advanced on China itself, with the new horsemen regiments leading the way.
The attack on Shanghai was catastrophic for his horsemen. They would attack, and then fall back to rest, where the Chinese riders would attack and hunt them down. When Grant tried this tactic against the Chinese, he found that their riders were better prepared to defend themselves. It was hopeless, all his horsemen regiments were destroyed in the first few days of combat. He sent a message for reinforcements now only to contain swordsmen, which were slow, but better at attack and defence.
Four spearmen regiments defended Shanghai, and three rider regiments took up positions outside the city.
Grant had only five swordsmen regiments, some wounded. All the Chinese regiments were at full strength.
Grant knew that his men were better at attacking, and decided on a bold strategy. He would march on Shanghai, and ignore the riders.
This tactic worked well, and he seized the city for the loss of only two swordsmen regiments. The riders attacked the city, and were defeated due to the experience gained by Grant's men whilst attacking the city.
The rest of China was swallowed up easily, until they reached Beijing.
Then they saw Nanking had been taken by the Egyptians, from the sea. They had used catapults to bombard the city, and then used spearmen to defend the catapults whilst their swordsmen attacked the city.
Beijing was defended by three spearmen regiments, two rider regiments and three catapults. Grant called upon all his reinforcements, which gave his army a strength of three swordsmen regiments, one catapult, two spearmen regiments and one archer regiment.
The first attack failed, leaving Grant with two hurt swordsmen regiments, two spearmen regiments and one catapult against one rider regiment, two spearmen regiments and three catapults.
As Grant led his swordsmen up the slope to the walls of Beijing, he saw the rider regiment stream past him to attack his catapults. They were massacred by the spearmen, much to his relief.
He led his men through the hail of fire from the enemy catapults, which hurt his men even more, and headed for the breach in the wall. He led the men through it, and charged at the enemy on his horse.
On his horse however, he was an easy target, and was hit by a spear. He carried on, and swung at spearman after spearman, followed by his men. He reached the catapults before he was stabbed between the eyes by a spear.
He fell to the ground, but not before hearing the cheers of victory.
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The world after the first Great War.
Nemesis
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