Well, here goes my first hand at this. I don’t know how long it will take, with all the
holiday stuff going on, or how bad it will be, but we’ll see. I’m playing as the Japanese,
Monarch level, standard map against seven other civilizations.
*** What’s in a name anyway? ***
It is the year 1600 AD and I, Shogun Chronus, had finally linked honor to my name. It
isn’t a strong link, mind you, but I’ll take what I can get for now. And who wouldn’t,
with a name like this? It isn’t even Japanese! Nothing honorable about it at all! Why on
earth my parents would agree to such an absurd name is beyond me. Those stupid
spiritual leaders and their absurd ‘gods’, or ‘wise ways of living’ or whatever. They’ve
got the whole empire wrapped up in this stuff. No matter ... I may yet be able to use it to
my advantage.
Don’t get me wrong. As much as I despise these elements of my culture, I still love my
people. In spite of all the teasing I received in school, I still care for them. Yes, even
though I suffered unemployment, could not own land, and was even rejected by the
military .... all because of my name ... I still care for them. Or perhaps, deep down inside,
I’m selfish, and I simply want them to care and love me, even if I have to do anything to
get it. This tears me up. Where is the honor and pride in feeling like this? For too long I
was rejected by this people. And, as much as I hate to admit it, it bothered me.
Funny, actually, how saving an important spiritual leader can change one’s life. All of a
sudden, SPRONG ... the name ‘Chronus’ had significant, spiritual meaning! I was
allowed entry into the military and was quickly promoted through the ranks as we
conquered multiple barbaric tribes in our journey to find a home. ‘Chronus’ is now
considered a guide for the spiritually gifted and a defender of the ‘wise ways’. Bah ...
such nonsense. If I had known who that spiritual leader really was I would have happily
let him drown. But I digress ...
The land we found was beautiful. The fjord sprouted much fish while cattle grazed upon
the rich, grassy soil. To the east lay some hills and to the south and southeast was forests.
The ocean stretched out to the west and to the south beyond the forests. To the north, the
only eyesore in this land, was a desert ... and a vast desert as we eventually discovered.
We established our first city, Kyoto, fortified it with our mightiest warriors, and sent out
another warrior band to scout around. Meanwhile, I ordered our workers to immediately
build roads to increase our commerce. Aahh, yes. The little knowledge we did have was
finally showing its first fruits. Soon, the cities of Osaka and Tokyo were planted east, and
then further east, respectively. The land was good and green. The desert to the north,
however, seemed to follow us, which is why we kept traveling east.
The ‘strange crawly things’, as I liked to call them, were everywhere in the forests. I had
the wise men investigate this. The manure of these creatures could actually be used to
create garments and such. I ordered our workers to build a road to these ‘worms’ so that
their ‘silk’, as my wise men called it, could be harvested. The people loved it! I didn’t
have the heart to tell them that it was manure so the wise men and I told them that it was
the worm’s way of building a safe home to sleep in until it could turn into an adult. The
people just adored the creature upon hearing my story. Immediately, they started using it
to create tapestries for the temple. Aaaargh! They put it to spiritual use, of all reasons!
Oh, well. If they’re happy, then I’m happy. More importantly, my name was becoming
more popular than ever.
We met the Americans beyond the eastern hills. They were cautious, but willing to trade
technology. It all went well but I was a bit alarmed at the fact that they knew more than
we did. When I got back home, I made aggressive reforms to increase our research ...
... and not a moment too soon. One of our warrior bands explored the vast, northern
desert and discovered the Greeks on the other side. They too were willing to share
technology but some of it came at a price. Of greatest interest was a substance called
iron. With it, say my wise men, we could fashion better weapons for our troops, not to
mention other miscellaneous uses. There wasn’t any within the empire, but there was
some in that thin stretch of hills which headed north from our empire to the Greeks. I
pondered establishing a fourth city there, but I would have to hurry.
I was disgruntled at our lack of technology. We weren’t far behind but I was tired of
paying the other two civilizations to keep up. To make things worse, various historians
noted how primitive and pitiful our empire was. I was crushed. However, as I expressed
my frustration to my wise men, they consoled me by pointing out that both the Americans
and the Greeks admired our culture. Admired? Yes, they did admire our culture! Who
cares what two historians said about our empire when two entire civilizations admired us!
My spirits were lifted (ick, there’s that word again) and I sent out more settlers to
establish that fourth city. To the north, our mighty band of warriors surprised a group of
barbarians, sacked their camp, and made off with 50 gold.
Aaah, yes. Perhaps I will make a name for myself after all. I WILL make a name for
myself ...
holiday stuff going on, or how bad it will be, but we’ll see. I’m playing as the Japanese,
Monarch level, standard map against seven other civilizations.
*** What’s in a name anyway? ***
It is the year 1600 AD and I, Shogun Chronus, had finally linked honor to my name. It
isn’t a strong link, mind you, but I’ll take what I can get for now. And who wouldn’t,
with a name like this? It isn’t even Japanese! Nothing honorable about it at all! Why on
earth my parents would agree to such an absurd name is beyond me. Those stupid
spiritual leaders and their absurd ‘gods’, or ‘wise ways of living’ or whatever. They’ve
got the whole empire wrapped up in this stuff. No matter ... I may yet be able to use it to
my advantage.
Don’t get me wrong. As much as I despise these elements of my culture, I still love my
people. In spite of all the teasing I received in school, I still care for them. Yes, even
though I suffered unemployment, could not own land, and was even rejected by the
military .... all because of my name ... I still care for them. Or perhaps, deep down inside,
I’m selfish, and I simply want them to care and love me, even if I have to do anything to
get it. This tears me up. Where is the honor and pride in feeling like this? For too long I
was rejected by this people. And, as much as I hate to admit it, it bothered me.
Funny, actually, how saving an important spiritual leader can change one’s life. All of a
sudden, SPRONG ... the name ‘Chronus’ had significant, spiritual meaning! I was
allowed entry into the military and was quickly promoted through the ranks as we
conquered multiple barbaric tribes in our journey to find a home. ‘Chronus’ is now
considered a guide for the spiritually gifted and a defender of the ‘wise ways’. Bah ...
such nonsense. If I had known who that spiritual leader really was I would have happily
let him drown. But I digress ...
The land we found was beautiful. The fjord sprouted much fish while cattle grazed upon
the rich, grassy soil. To the east lay some hills and to the south and southeast was forests.
The ocean stretched out to the west and to the south beyond the forests. To the north, the
only eyesore in this land, was a desert ... and a vast desert as we eventually discovered.
We established our first city, Kyoto, fortified it with our mightiest warriors, and sent out
another warrior band to scout around. Meanwhile, I ordered our workers to immediately
build roads to increase our commerce. Aahh, yes. The little knowledge we did have was
finally showing its first fruits. Soon, the cities of Osaka and Tokyo were planted east, and
then further east, respectively. The land was good and green. The desert to the north,
however, seemed to follow us, which is why we kept traveling east.
The ‘strange crawly things’, as I liked to call them, were everywhere in the forests. I had
the wise men investigate this. The manure of these creatures could actually be used to
create garments and such. I ordered our workers to build a road to these ‘worms’ so that
their ‘silk’, as my wise men called it, could be harvested. The people loved it! I didn’t
have the heart to tell them that it was manure so the wise men and I told them that it was
the worm’s way of building a safe home to sleep in until it could turn into an adult. The
people just adored the creature upon hearing my story. Immediately, they started using it
to create tapestries for the temple. Aaaargh! They put it to spiritual use, of all reasons!
Oh, well. If they’re happy, then I’m happy. More importantly, my name was becoming
more popular than ever.
We met the Americans beyond the eastern hills. They were cautious, but willing to trade
technology. It all went well but I was a bit alarmed at the fact that they knew more than
we did. When I got back home, I made aggressive reforms to increase our research ...
... and not a moment too soon. One of our warrior bands explored the vast, northern
desert and discovered the Greeks on the other side. They too were willing to share
technology but some of it came at a price. Of greatest interest was a substance called
iron. With it, say my wise men, we could fashion better weapons for our troops, not to
mention other miscellaneous uses. There wasn’t any within the empire, but there was
some in that thin stretch of hills which headed north from our empire to the Greeks. I
pondered establishing a fourth city there, but I would have to hurry.
I was disgruntled at our lack of technology. We weren’t far behind but I was tired of
paying the other two civilizations to keep up. To make things worse, various historians
noted how primitive and pitiful our empire was. I was crushed. However, as I expressed
my frustration to my wise men, they consoled me by pointing out that both the Americans
and the Greeks admired our culture. Admired? Yes, they did admire our culture! Who
cares what two historians said about our empire when two entire civilizations admired us!
My spirits were lifted (ick, there’s that word again) and I sent out more settlers to
establish that fourth city. To the north, our mighty band of warriors surprised a group of
barbarians, sacked their camp, and made off with 50 gold.
Aaah, yes. Perhaps I will make a name for myself after all. I WILL make a name for
myself ...
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