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During the year 4000 BC a small band of cavemen came together in a green pasture and formed the small town of Perspolis, and so began the legacy known as the Persians...
Almost imediatly a group of citizens formed a band of workers. This band created many a road and farm and to this day it is still a honer to be part of the first squad of workers that layed the infastructure of the greatest empire on earth...
The city of Perspolis built many bands of warriors and settlers, not one person in the land can say they dont have a relative from this great city. And slowly the empire grew, but we soon discovered a lone wanderer, who called himself a "Scout" that was from a land known as "The Iroquois". This man seemed mad at the time but upon meeting there odd looking leader we discovered that this land actually existed! This funny man known as "Hiawatha" talked on and on about "peace" and "respecting" the "envrement?" What really scared us is that they actually SHAVE!! And while most of our people understand there is only one god, Allah, his people believe in many earth gods! This is clearly the great evil written about in our holy book... We prepare for war.
We also meet other civilizations. Like the Babylonians, who seem reasonably sane. And the Extreemly dark people Known as the Zulus. These people frightened us with thier odd habbits, but were very nice and seem like a good friend.
But then there were the Aztecs, these people kill virgins for the MANY gods (somthing like 7 per citizen ) they believe in. The have extreemly hyper warriors and no sane leader. They sacraficed 50 wariors becouse we traded technology! We are Frightened by the people who all seem extreemly fanatic, and worst of all, THEY KILL VIRGINS!!! After Our meeting we simply smiled, nodded our heads, and backed away slowly.
But at home a Pro-goverment cult formed known as the Immortals, they say they can feild a army of iron-clad powerhouses, we fund this cult heavely. We also find that we have ALL the worlds spice sitting right in or border. Our people love the way this makes thier very bland food taste much better and many feel the goverment is there close friend, and dont seem to mind heartburn.
A lone Immortal "Accidentally" attack the Iroquoise city of "Great Falls". and those evil people declare war on us, even though WE lost the battle... And so begins the oddest chapter in persian history...
The Iroquoise storm our new city of Akrab with these devils on horseback called "Mounted warriors", you must commend them on choosing such a clever name. Our forces try to mass at Susa, a city the Iroquoise continue to demand for peace, but a little to late as it falls to those SOB's on horseback. In a last hope attempt my ONLY Immrtal charges the city, and with a fire in his eyes, storms it violently. I amass about 100,000 (10) Immortals in the city and come down violently upon Akrab, retaking it...
But all was not well in Akrab. The Iroquoise forced MY two Citizens to slave day and night to build a single Spearman, killing ALL of my people in the city and leaving only a Iroquoise Citizen. The spearman 30,000 people died to build didn't even do ANY damage to my Immortal. But I got my revenge outside the city when my most Elite group of soldiors ambused and killed 10,000(1) Mounted Warriors.
A small group of soldiers now famous for there heroic feat had been covering my left flank and also was going to slaughter a barbarian village when they encountered a veteran Mounted Warrior and beat the p!ss out of it, capturing a settler and getting 1 of the new workers back to my border (the other was retaken by the MW (mounted warrior) just before I wooped him)... They did all of this with 1 hp...
I killed around 30,000 (3) more troops before my and the "Evil Doers" signed a peace treaty. I would have pushed harder but there were other things to do at home. The Iroquoise citizen in Akrab soon forgot there heritage of eating children and fondling elephants (theres about 6 Elephants in his border) and went for my much more logical culture of taking offense to ANYTHING and solving all problems through the sword.
I soon met a new continent full of interesting cultures... all led by women... this was odd for us because in our culture women had three jobs; Mother, belly dancer, and concubine. Sadly, for some odd reason men out number women 4-1... THAT is why I get so angry watching Aztecs sacrafice 15yr old virgins.
Anyway, back to the new civs. The English seem like a very advanced culture, though they do seem like a band of pompous looneys, they have more culture than anyone on my continent.
Joan of arc is probably the best looking leader on the planet, save myself. But her people seem to like pink ALITTLE to much. Nice folk however...
At first I thought I thought the Russian leader was a man but when I refered to her as sir she seemed to not be amused...they do not like me...at all...
But back home tensions are rising between me and the "Evil Rat-basterd Iroquoise". Actually I am just planing a violent invasion to rip the Iroquoise a new hole. They seem to have forgiven me for trying to kill them all. Infact they are trying to make friends with me... I guess I should really stop thinking everyone is against me. But I must get revenge for them trying to defend themselves, the nerve of them...
Almost imediatly a group of citizens formed a band of workers. This band created many a road and farm and to this day it is still a honer to be part of the first squad of workers that layed the infastructure of the greatest empire on earth...
The city of Perspolis built many bands of warriors and settlers, not one person in the land can say they dont have a relative from this great city. And slowly the empire grew, but we soon discovered a lone wanderer, who called himself a "Scout" that was from a land known as "The Iroquois". This man seemed mad at the time but upon meeting there odd looking leader we discovered that this land actually existed! This funny man known as "Hiawatha" talked on and on about "peace" and "respecting" the "envrement?" What really scared us is that they actually SHAVE!! And while most of our people understand there is only one god, Allah, his people believe in many earth gods! This is clearly the great evil written about in our holy book... We prepare for war.
We also meet other civilizations. Like the Babylonians, who seem reasonably sane. And the Extreemly dark people Known as the Zulus. These people frightened us with thier odd habbits, but were very nice and seem like a good friend.
But then there were the Aztecs, these people kill virgins for the MANY gods (somthing like 7 per citizen ) they believe in. The have extreemly hyper warriors and no sane leader. They sacraficed 50 wariors becouse we traded technology! We are Frightened by the people who all seem extreemly fanatic, and worst of all, THEY KILL VIRGINS!!! After Our meeting we simply smiled, nodded our heads, and backed away slowly.
But at home a Pro-goverment cult formed known as the Immortals, they say they can feild a army of iron-clad powerhouses, we fund this cult heavely. We also find that we have ALL the worlds spice sitting right in or border. Our people love the way this makes thier very bland food taste much better and many feel the goverment is there close friend, and dont seem to mind heartburn.
A lone Immortal "Accidentally" attack the Iroquoise city of "Great Falls". and those evil people declare war on us, even though WE lost the battle... And so begins the oddest chapter in persian history...
The Iroquoise storm our new city of Akrab with these devils on horseback called "Mounted warriors", you must commend them on choosing such a clever name. Our forces try to mass at Susa, a city the Iroquoise continue to demand for peace, but a little to late as it falls to those SOB's on horseback. In a last hope attempt my ONLY Immrtal charges the city, and with a fire in his eyes, storms it violently. I amass about 100,000 (10) Immortals in the city and come down violently upon Akrab, retaking it...
But all was not well in Akrab. The Iroquoise forced MY two Citizens to slave day and night to build a single Spearman, killing ALL of my people in the city and leaving only a Iroquoise Citizen. The spearman 30,000 people died to build didn't even do ANY damage to my Immortal. But I got my revenge outside the city when my most Elite group of soldiors ambused and killed 10,000(1) Mounted Warriors.
A small group of soldiers now famous for there heroic feat had been covering my left flank and also was going to slaughter a barbarian village when they encountered a veteran Mounted Warrior and beat the p!ss out of it, capturing a settler and getting 1 of the new workers back to my border (the other was retaken by the MW (mounted warrior) just before I wooped him)... They did all of this with 1 hp...
I killed around 30,000 (3) more troops before my and the "Evil Doers" signed a peace treaty. I would have pushed harder but there were other things to do at home. The Iroquoise citizen in Akrab soon forgot there heritage of eating children and fondling elephants (theres about 6 Elephants in his border) and went for my much more logical culture of taking offense to ANYTHING and solving all problems through the sword.
I soon met a new continent full of interesting cultures... all led by women... this was odd for us because in our culture women had three jobs; Mother, belly dancer, and concubine. Sadly, for some odd reason men out number women 4-1... THAT is why I get so angry watching Aztecs sacrafice 15yr old virgins.
Anyway, back to the new civs. The English seem like a very advanced culture, though they do seem like a band of pompous looneys, they have more culture than anyone on my continent.
Joan of arc is probably the best looking leader on the planet, save myself. But her people seem to like pink ALITTLE to much. Nice folk however...
At first I thought I thought the Russian leader was a man but when I refered to her as sir she seemed to not be amused...they do not like me...at all...
But back home tensions are rising between me and the "Evil Rat-basterd Iroquoise". Actually I am just planing a violent invasion to rip the Iroquoise a new hole. They seem to have forgiven me for trying to kill them all. Infact they are trying to make friends with me... I guess I should really stop thinking everyone is against me. But I must get revenge for them trying to defend themselves, the nerve of them...
They are sometimes a bit annoying, in the middle of a sentence...
Its true what they say, the grass is always greener on the other side.
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