It was the year 2025, and the leader of the French, Science fiction writer Jules Verne, was staring out the window of his office in the French capital, "Lots of Cows." True to its name, he could easily see 3 giant cows walking around in the grasslands nearby.
Turning from the window, he asked his science advisor "So what is the state of our spaceship?"
"The planetary party lounge is being completed as we speak in the shipyards right here in 'Lots of Cows'" said the advisor. "We should be able to load up the entire population of France and leave this horribly poluted and war-frought planet by this time next year."
"Excelent" said Verne. "Military Advisor, any last minute plans?"
"Well" said the advisor "the Bablyonians have been arrogant and unhelpful since they eliminated the Persians 100 years ago. We could teach them a lesson, capture the cities on the 3 minor continents we share with them."
"A great way to end our run on this planet! Make it so!" said Verne, little realizing what lay in store.
A few hours later the military advisor rushed in. "President Verne, follow me, now!"
"What's wrong?" shouted Verne as they ran into the basement.
"I launched our only ICBM at Babylon at the same time I launched the attacks that captured at least one of the minor continents. I assumed we'd be on the spaceship and gone before they figured out what happened. But our early-warning satelites have detected a large number of ICBM launches in the Babylon homelands... which is why you have to hurry and get to the bomb shelter NOW!"
"You fool! Yelled Verne. "All it will take is one hit from a nuke and we lose the party lounge! And our aluminum supplies are tenuous at best, if we lose those then we are stuck here!"
"We have received word that the Chinese and Zulu have not taken kindly to our nuking of Babylon" said the Foreign minister who joined the presisdent and the rest of his staff in the bomb shelter. "Even the Indians, who only have 2 cities left after the great middle-east war have declared war on us."
"Reports are we have recaptured the mini-continent to the west, and we occupy Odessa, the city that our ancestors had originally captured with the famed french swordsman in 500 BC to totally destroy the evil Russians" said the Defense minister. One of his ancestors had been there at the Odessa offensive.
"I don't care! " shouted Verne. "Do we have any sort of SDI defence?"
"No!" said the science advisor. "We were researching Integrated Defense but because we were focusing on researching for our spaceship we are still some years away from readying the system...."
*****BOOOM**** the ground shook horribly, and with a gut-wrenching blow the entire staff was thrown to the ground. Despite being in a salt-dome 1000 feet below the capital, part of the ceiling collapsed but most of the structure held.
"REPORT!" shouted the president.
"Our 5 largest cities were hit!" shouted the military advisor. "Obviously 'Lots of Cows' was hit. So was 'Dye Hill', 'Gold Moutain', 'Moscow', and 'Smolensk'. Bablyon offensives have captured 'Aluminium City' and 'Southern Resource Area'. Our battleship "Nautilus" was sunk. Worst of all, the planetary party lounge has been destroyed. And Bizarrely, the survivors above ground seem to be celebrating "We Love the Sci-fi Author Day""
"Are they mad?" asked the President. "Can things be salvaged?"
"We can still finish the lounge in 3 turns as long as nothing else happens!" said the advisor. "And I am suprised there are many survivors at all. Maybe the radiation is affetcing our remaining citizens."
"Well everyone, clear things up the best you can. Foreign minister, see if you can pach things up. Defence minister, try to minimize our losses. Let's see what we can do with this mess..."
--- one year later ---
"It's been a struggle" said President Verne "someone summarize for me what you've been able to do."
"Zululand, Babylon, and China refuse to see our envoys" said the Foreign minister. "But India agreed to be on our side for a large amount of gold and technology".
"No help at all! " Said Verne. "Anyone have any good news?"
"We have suppressed revolt in the recaptured Russian cities" said the Defense Minister with pride. "Plus, we have one mechanized infantry guarding the capital again"
All of a sudden air-raid sirens start blaring. "Everyone to the shelter! " Shouted Verne.
*****BOOOM****
Once again 'Lots of Cows' was shaken by a nuclear blast. Then the ground shook again. "We have reports that nearby 'Southern Wheat' was also nuked! Shouted the Defense minister.
"The party lounge is gone again! " Shouted the science advisor. "Now it will take 7 years to finish!"
"Sceince Advisor! What is the status of secret project Omega-Six Reload-Saved Game"
"The time travel project? It i still highly dangerous and could kill anyone who tried to go back..."
"I don't care" said the President. "This is all my fault. I have to take the risk"
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It was 2025. President Verne was staring out his window at the giant cows. Earlier that morning he had been accosted by a man in a dark trenchcoat who was screaming crazy things, such as "don't attack Babylon, it will be our doom!" Verne's guard detail had quickly apprehended the man, but for some reason it troubled him.
"Defense minister, cancel any plans you might have involving Babylon. Instead, I hear the spaceship is ready to go."
"I'll see you tonight then in the party-lounge" said the minister.
"Yes, yes you will" said Verne , with an odd feeling of relieft. He didn't know why, but he knew he wouldn't feel completely safe until the ship was on its way to Alpha Centauri.... but somehow he knew things would all work out this time....
Turning from the window, he asked his science advisor "So what is the state of our spaceship?"
"The planetary party lounge is being completed as we speak in the shipyards right here in 'Lots of Cows'" said the advisor. "We should be able to load up the entire population of France and leave this horribly poluted and war-frought planet by this time next year."
"Excelent" said Verne. "Military Advisor, any last minute plans?"
"Well" said the advisor "the Bablyonians have been arrogant and unhelpful since they eliminated the Persians 100 years ago. We could teach them a lesson, capture the cities on the 3 minor continents we share with them."
"A great way to end our run on this planet! Make it so!" said Verne, little realizing what lay in store.
A few hours later the military advisor rushed in. "President Verne, follow me, now!"
"What's wrong?" shouted Verne as they ran into the basement.
"I launched our only ICBM at Babylon at the same time I launched the attacks that captured at least one of the minor continents. I assumed we'd be on the spaceship and gone before they figured out what happened. But our early-warning satelites have detected a large number of ICBM launches in the Babylon homelands... which is why you have to hurry and get to the bomb shelter NOW!"
"You fool! Yelled Verne. "All it will take is one hit from a nuke and we lose the party lounge! And our aluminum supplies are tenuous at best, if we lose those then we are stuck here!"
"We have received word that the Chinese and Zulu have not taken kindly to our nuking of Babylon" said the Foreign minister who joined the presisdent and the rest of his staff in the bomb shelter. "Even the Indians, who only have 2 cities left after the great middle-east war have declared war on us."
"Reports are we have recaptured the mini-continent to the west, and we occupy Odessa, the city that our ancestors had originally captured with the famed french swordsman in 500 BC to totally destroy the evil Russians" said the Defense minister. One of his ancestors had been there at the Odessa offensive.
"I don't care! " shouted Verne. "Do we have any sort of SDI defence?"
"No!" said the science advisor. "We were researching Integrated Defense but because we were focusing on researching for our spaceship we are still some years away from readying the system...."
*****BOOOM**** the ground shook horribly, and with a gut-wrenching blow the entire staff was thrown to the ground. Despite being in a salt-dome 1000 feet below the capital, part of the ceiling collapsed but most of the structure held.
"REPORT!" shouted the president.
"Our 5 largest cities were hit!" shouted the military advisor. "Obviously 'Lots of Cows' was hit. So was 'Dye Hill', 'Gold Moutain', 'Moscow', and 'Smolensk'. Bablyon offensives have captured 'Aluminium City' and 'Southern Resource Area'. Our battleship "Nautilus" was sunk. Worst of all, the planetary party lounge has been destroyed. And Bizarrely, the survivors above ground seem to be celebrating "We Love the Sci-fi Author Day""
"Are they mad?" asked the President. "Can things be salvaged?"
"We can still finish the lounge in 3 turns as long as nothing else happens!" said the advisor. "And I am suprised there are many survivors at all. Maybe the radiation is affetcing our remaining citizens."
"Well everyone, clear things up the best you can. Foreign minister, see if you can pach things up. Defence minister, try to minimize our losses. Let's see what we can do with this mess..."
--- one year later ---
"It's been a struggle" said President Verne "someone summarize for me what you've been able to do."
"Zululand, Babylon, and China refuse to see our envoys" said the Foreign minister. "But India agreed to be on our side for a large amount of gold and technology".
"No help at all! " Said Verne. "Anyone have any good news?"
"We have suppressed revolt in the recaptured Russian cities" said the Defense Minister with pride. "Plus, we have one mechanized infantry guarding the capital again"
All of a sudden air-raid sirens start blaring. "Everyone to the shelter! " Shouted Verne.
*****BOOOM****
Once again 'Lots of Cows' was shaken by a nuclear blast. Then the ground shook again. "We have reports that nearby 'Southern Wheat' was also nuked! Shouted the Defense minister.
"The party lounge is gone again! " Shouted the science advisor. "Now it will take 7 years to finish!"
"Sceince Advisor! What is the status of secret project Omega-Six Reload-Saved Game"
"The time travel project? It i still highly dangerous and could kill anyone who tried to go back..."
"I don't care" said the President. "This is all my fault. I have to take the risk"
-------
It was 2025. President Verne was staring out his window at the giant cows. Earlier that morning he had been accosted by a man in a dark trenchcoat who was screaming crazy things, such as "don't attack Babylon, it will be our doom!" Verne's guard detail had quickly apprehended the man, but for some reason it troubled him.
"Defense minister, cancel any plans you might have involving Babylon. Instead, I hear the spaceship is ready to go."
"I'll see you tonight then in the party-lounge" said the minister.
"Yes, yes you will" said Verne , with an odd feeling of relieft. He didn't know why, but he knew he wouldn't feel completely safe until the ship was on its way to Alpha Centauri.... but somehow he knew things would all work out this time....
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