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Note that this is taken from an ongoing MP PBEM game. (WW II : Europe.)
Turn 1: May 1940 WW II breaks out
In an undisclosed location in Paris
FM: Sir, the British ambassor is here. He wishes to know if you'll punish the Germans for their agressions against all the free world?
Jon De Gaul: I don't know, what is he offering?
FM: He's offering every tech the UK has and a luxary.
Jon De Gaul: Deal! Never did like those Germans, especally with a stack of their Panzers already across our border.
MA: Sir, what are your orders against Germany?
Jon De Gaul: Help out the Dutch by cuting the rail to Amsterdam in German territory. I have a feeling this stack of panzers inside our territory in just a diversion for their major attack thru the Netherlands.
MA: Sir, a Panzer was discovered there and so we can not cut the rail. A second bomber was already in route when it was discovered.
Jon De Gaul: &(*$*! Heavilly bombard that German stack of Panzers already in our territory and then attack it with our Tanks, get our 2 Inf units that would be competely cut off back towards the line.
MA: Sir, one of our bombers missed their target and hit a German inf in an adjoining tile.
Jon De Gaul:
Have that bomber pilot arrested for treason, as a warning for all our other pilots.
MA: Sir, the rest of the bombers hit their targets, we lost a couple of French tanks post bombardment but did reduce the Panzer stack down to 1 unit. Shall we attack Italy?
Jon De Gaul: Not now, but do combine our Mediterain forces that are scattered.
German Turn
MA: Terriable news, de Gaul, the Germans came right at our Central Eastern city and took it. They bypassed several infs in forts. In addition, a luxary near Paris was cut.
Turn 2: June 1940 The fall of Paris
In an undisclosed location in Paris
DM: Paris is in disorder, de Gaul, that lost of a luxary caused the number of unhappy citizens there to exceed the happy ones. Shall I hire an entertainer?
Jon De Gaul: Yes, and tell the Mayor of Paris to automaticaly allocate the work forces in the future so that there is no repeat.
MA: Sir, how shall we proceed in our attacks in light of all those tanks that were destroyed when we lost out city?
Jon De Gaul: Bombard the Panzers we can see.
FM: Sir, right after Spain & Italy saw the report of our righteous bombardment of the Panzers, both nations declared war upon us!
Jon De Gaul: We shall ignore the Spainish stupidity. They are so insignficant as to not even warrent a response.
But the Italians must be punished! Cut their luxaries and take out that Italian fleet. 
Bombard that unit on the fort on the border for good measure.
MA: Sir, we successfully disconnected the Spice but missed the Wine. We knocked out that Italian fleet with the loss of 1 Cruiser.
MA: Sir, our military in Paris can not hold back the German advance, for your own safety we much relocate the govt now before the Germans arrive.
USSR turn
FM: Sir, the USSR has declared war on Germany!
Jon De Gaul: Well, I never did like those USSR sons of ------, but their OUR sons of -----.
Send a congratuatarly note, a long with a request for them to cut the German supply of Oil so they can't build any more Panzers. 
German turn
In an undisclosed location betwen Paris and Marseille
MA: Terriable news sir, Paris has fallen to the Germans in heavy fighting and the port of Cherobrough light garrision was overrun.
FM: Sir, our contacts in Berlin & Moscow report that the Germans have just discovered that the Sweeden and Turkey had declared war upon them.
UK turn
FM: Sir, the British FM is pround to annouce the destruction of an Italian fleet in the East Mediterritain along with the killing of a few subs in the North Atlantic.
Turn 3 July 1940 Government Marselle
In an undisclosed location in Marselle
FM: Sir, the Sweedish Ambassor has an urgent request asking for a trade of a WM for a WM.
Jon De Gaul: Agreed
FM: Sir, the English have sent a gift package, shall we accept the gift?
Jon De Gaul: Yes! Why do you bother me asking such an obvious question?
FM: Sir, the USSR wishes an RoP
Jon De Gaul: Okay.
FM: Sir, the Free French are complaining about the small stack of units that got cut of that are retreating thru their territory.
Jon De Gaul: It's a virtual mad house. And how dare they call themselves the "Free French." But I hear they are strong allies with several other minor nations that the UK has an MPP with, so sugest a RoP.
FM: Sir, the Free French and their allies grant it.
MA: Sir, what shall we do with our Bombers?
Jon De Gaul: Cut the Italian Wine from their railnet and see how much the Italians start whining about having no wine.
MA: Sir, it was succesfull, what shall we do with the Fleet?
Jon De Gaul: Take the healthy units and start bombarding the coast near Rome.
MA: Sir, one tile cratered. The others couldn't be reached without splitting the fleet.
German Turn
MA: Sir, the brave stack of Infs & Riflemen that pulled up next to a German town took 2 German Infs & 1 Paratrooper with them.
Jon De Gaul: Give bonuses to their widows and orphans, it cost the German army valuable time.
MA: Sir, the Germans captured lightly defended Tours, Brazine, and St Navere.
Jon De Gaul: As expected, but those were the most expandable towns and only three.
Turn 1: May 1940 WW II breaks out
In an undisclosed location in Paris
FM: Sir, the British ambassor is here. He wishes to know if you'll punish the Germans for their agressions against all the free world?
Jon De Gaul: I don't know, what is he offering?
FM: He's offering every tech the UK has and a luxary.
Jon De Gaul: Deal! Never did like those Germans, especally with a stack of their Panzers already across our border.
MA: Sir, what are your orders against Germany?
Jon De Gaul: Help out the Dutch by cuting the rail to Amsterdam in German territory. I have a feeling this stack of panzers inside our territory in just a diversion for their major attack thru the Netherlands.
MA: Sir, a Panzer was discovered there and so we can not cut the rail. A second bomber was already in route when it was discovered.
Jon De Gaul: &(*$*! Heavilly bombard that German stack of Panzers already in our territory and then attack it with our Tanks, get our 2 Inf units that would be competely cut off back towards the line.
MA: Sir, one of our bombers missed their target and hit a German inf in an adjoining tile.
Jon De Gaul:
Have that bomber pilot arrested for treason, as a warning for all our other pilots.MA: Sir, the rest of the bombers hit their targets, we lost a couple of French tanks post bombardment but did reduce the Panzer stack down to 1 unit. Shall we attack Italy?
Jon De Gaul: Not now, but do combine our Mediterain forces that are scattered.
German Turn
MA: Terriable news, de Gaul, the Germans came right at our Central Eastern city and took it. They bypassed several infs in forts. In addition, a luxary near Paris was cut.
Turn 2: June 1940 The fall of Paris
In an undisclosed location in Paris
DM: Paris is in disorder, de Gaul, that lost of a luxary caused the number of unhappy citizens there to exceed the happy ones. Shall I hire an entertainer?
Jon De Gaul: Yes, and tell the Mayor of Paris to automaticaly allocate the work forces in the future so that there is no repeat.
MA: Sir, how shall we proceed in our attacks in light of all those tanks that were destroyed when we lost out city?
Jon De Gaul: Bombard the Panzers we can see.
FM: Sir, right after Spain & Italy saw the report of our righteous bombardment of the Panzers, both nations declared war upon us!
Jon De Gaul: We shall ignore the Spainish stupidity. They are so insignficant as to not even warrent a response.
But the Italians must be punished! Cut their luxaries and take out that Italian fleet. Bombard that unit on the fort on the border for good measure.MA: Sir, we successfully disconnected the Spice but missed the Wine. We knocked out that Italian fleet with the loss of 1 Cruiser.
MA: Sir, our military in Paris can not hold back the German advance, for your own safety we much relocate the govt now before the Germans arrive.
USSR turn
FM: Sir, the USSR has declared war on Germany!
Jon De Gaul: Well, I never did like those USSR sons of ------, but their OUR sons of -----.
Send a congratuatarly note, a long with a request for them to cut the German supply of Oil so they can't build any more Panzers. German turn
In an undisclosed location betwen Paris and Marseille
MA: Terriable news sir, Paris has fallen to the Germans in heavy fighting and the port of Cherobrough light garrision was overrun.
FM: Sir, our contacts in Berlin & Moscow report that the Germans have just discovered that the Sweeden and Turkey had declared war upon them.
UK turn
FM: Sir, the British FM is pround to annouce the destruction of an Italian fleet in the East Mediterritain along with the killing of a few subs in the North Atlantic.
Turn 3 July 1940 Government Marselle
In an undisclosed location in Marselle
FM: Sir, the Sweedish Ambassor has an urgent request asking for a trade of a WM for a WM.
Jon De Gaul: Agreed
FM: Sir, the English have sent a gift package, shall we accept the gift?
Jon De Gaul: Yes! Why do you bother me asking such an obvious question?
FM: Sir, the USSR wishes an RoP
Jon De Gaul: Okay.
FM: Sir, the Free French are complaining about the small stack of units that got cut of that are retreating thru their territory.
Jon De Gaul: It's a virtual mad house. And how dare they call themselves the "Free French."
But I hear they are strong allies with several other minor nations that the UK has an MPP with, so sugest a RoP.FM: Sir, the Free French and their allies grant it.
MA: Sir, what shall we do with our Bombers?
Jon De Gaul: Cut the Italian Wine from their railnet and see how much the Italians start whining about having no wine.
MA: Sir, it was succesfull, what shall we do with the Fleet?
Jon De Gaul: Take the healthy units and start bombarding the coast near Rome.
MA: Sir, one tile cratered. The others couldn't be reached without splitting the fleet.
German Turn
MA: Sir, the brave stack of Infs & Riflemen that pulled up next to a German town took 2 German Infs & 1 Paratrooper with them.
Jon De Gaul: Give bonuses to their widows and orphans, it cost the German army valuable time.
MA: Sir, the Germans captured lightly defended Tours, Brazine, and St Navere.
Jon De Gaul: As expected, but those were the most expandable towns and only three.
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