For the readers amusement:
AI 1: Boy is Jon slow, he takes a full five seconds to make turn 2 is a non-expansionist civ, and only gets slower from there.
AI 2: And sometimes I get the feeling that Jon is a mind reader, I have my stack of doom all ready to march straight to one of his cities to sneak attack it, but does Jon let me? No, and he doesn't even have the curtisty to demand I declare war or leave so I can declare war, but instead he just sends the workers away and sets up a mobile road block and we stay offically at peace.
AI 3: And when there's choke points, Jon always seems to claim more land that he should, he even has the gall to set up mobile roadblocks against my unit-settler pairs to keep me from filling in all those holes with my own cities.
AI 4: And Jon always seems to get Philosphacy first, and to add insult to injury, always picks one of the most expensive techs to get for free instead of the cheapest one.
AI 5: And how come Jon gets to hire a taxmen or scientist to maintaign order and we must hire a entertainer? Human-Cheat!
AI 6: And I think Jon actually adjusts the sliders on each of the last three turns. That's another Human-Cheat!
AI 7: And all the AI in the Metospotainia conquest told me how Jon playing Egypt, a non-religious civ in that conquest, bypassed the Tribal Council government entirely! Cheat! Your supposed to switch to every form of new govt as soon as you discover it to fully experence the anarchy, man!
AI 1: Boy is Jon slow, he takes a full five seconds to make turn 2 is a non-expansionist civ, and only gets slower from there.
AI 2: And sometimes I get the feeling that Jon is a mind reader, I have my stack of doom all ready to march straight to one of his cities to sneak attack it, but does Jon let me? No, and he doesn't even have the curtisty to demand I declare war or leave so I can declare war, but instead he just sends the workers away and sets up a mobile road block and we stay offically at peace.
AI 3: And when there's choke points, Jon always seems to claim more land that he should, he even has the gall to set up mobile roadblocks against my unit-settler pairs to keep me from filling in all those holes with my own cities.
AI 4: And Jon always seems to get Philosphacy first, and to add insult to injury, always picks one of the most expensive techs to get for free instead of the cheapest one.
AI 5: And how come Jon gets to hire a taxmen or scientist to maintaign order and we must hire a entertainer? Human-Cheat!
AI 6: And I think Jon actually adjusts the sliders on each of the last three turns. That's another Human-Cheat!
AI 7: And all the AI in the Metospotainia conquest told me how Jon playing Egypt, a non-religious civ in that conquest, bypassed the Tribal Council government entirely! Cheat! Your supposed to switch to every form of new govt as soon as you discover it to fully experence the anarchy, man!
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