Snakeskin Boots, Shogi and a Pagoda Tower

[SKILORD]

great!

[Kaos XIII]

LOL

good job on the reasearch there Unscratchedfoot.

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Aftermath




After returning to Washington, Congress hounds Bush to give them a martial arts demonstration so here he is doing his favorite block which he claims saved him from being punched and kicked dozens of times while in Hong Kong. Democratic leader Kerry claims that he watched all the fight videos taken during Bush's trip to Hong Kong to punish the dogmeat sellers and criticizes Bush by saying that every punch and kick which came in the President's direction "connected beautifully" and that he is a liar.

Bush is using the success he had in his fights to try and sway voter support away from the Democrats while Kerry is working out with weights and training at a Chuck Norris karate school, hoping to convince voters that he is better qualified than Bush "the cowboy brawler" to be the next US president.

There is a viscious rumor being spread now, which the Democrats say the Republicans started on internet chat sites, about how Kerry is continuing to secretly eat dogmeat from North Korea because it is leaner with a higher protein content than beef to help his training.

The end result of these tactics has been so far that the voters are becoming more wary of the political mishmash. There have even been mass demonstrations by frustrated citizens calling for the return of Clinton to take back the reigns of power. Demonstrators held up many banners which read about Bush, "We want a drawler, not a brawler". Another common banner was "We Don't Want to Carry Kerry" with a cartoonish picture of a badly beat-up Kerry being carried away on a stretcher while Kim Jong-Il along with some arab leaders gloat in the background and rub their knuckles with glee.



At a Democrat rally meeting, Kerry tries to show off his improving athletic prowess to supporters.

[KuriousK724]

i think kerry needs a helmet....

[ChrisiusMaximus]