Muktar's Revenge
He worked as a palace guard, an elite bodyguard unit charged with protecting Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee from would-be assassins, religious fanatics and sneak attacks from any of India's scheming neighbors. The guard's name was Muktar. This was one of the most critical security positions a member of the armed forces could have, except for the fact that Muktar wasn't allowed to be armed. The brunt of the guard team's jokes and hardly looking more dangerous than a sleeping sparrow, it was a wonder that he had been given the position.
To understand more about this situation one must look into the past. Despite the easing of tensions with Pakistan over the last couple of years, Vajpayee preferred to spend most of his time in the relative safety of the Presidential Palace and only went to Parliament when he had to address the assembly. Much of this fear was based on the December 2001 suicide attack of 5 gunmen who burst into the red sandstone parliament building and took out 6 policemen and a gardener as well as injuring 22 others before succumbing to police gunfire themselves.
Vajpayee was secretly terrified of Islamic militants. To allay his fears, a team of ex-BlackCat special forces members had been hand-picked based on their performance to protect the prime minister. The bumbling Muktar was the exception to this rule because he was a childhood friend of Vajpayee who had given him the position out of sympathy. Since going their seperate ways after high school, Muktar was fired from his first job, an office building security guard, for sleeping on the job. Muktar then went on to working as a janitor, but despite his easy-going boss, was eventually 'let-go' for being too lazy. More jobs came and went with the same dismal result until Vajpayee had sympathy on his dear friend and rewarded him the slack, yet well-paid and prestigious palace guard job.
Muktar spent most of his time wandering without purpose around the bottom floor because the mean guards all hung-out on top of the palace with the nice view where they chatted about women, drinking and fast cars. Muktar had to watch out for the nasty doberman pincher named 'Prince', a dog so big that when his stood on his hind legs he was as tall as Muktar. This fact did not go unnoticed by the savage canine which liked to rub it in by jumping up and putting his forelegs on Muktar's shoulders again and again and again. Muktar was too frightened to push the dog off and tried walking backwards to escape, causing the dog's claws to tear their way down his uniform.
The captain of the guard, Jagajeet, was continually hounding Muktar for his damaged uniform, secretly quite amused by the way Prince bullied him. Muktar only made the situation worse by wearing his shoes out to the point where you could see his socks through the holes, and he seldom kept up with his security paperwork. Being scolded and harrassed was a way of life for him. He had been bullied by his peers all through high school for his unhip style: messy bird's nest hairstyle, worn-out clothes, totally uncool way of talking, and capped off with glasses so thick that they were almost too heavy for the big black frames to support.
One day Muktar headed on up to the top floor and outside. He was tired of the dog jumping on him and needed to see the view to break the boredom. He knew the other guards would hassle him but he thought that maybe was used to it and wouldn't care, or maybe they would finally see his finer qualities and accept him as a friend.
Negative on both.
There were 9 other guards, normally the team kept 10 people on duty at all times, Muktar being number ten.
"Daljinder won't go near you Pradeep. Your B.O. is too bad. Ha ha ha!" guffawed Jagajeet.
"Yeah? Well look who's here. Ole coke bottle glasses boy, Muktar, coming to muck around where he's unwanted. I'd like to see him try and pick up Daljinder." said Pradeep. "Hey hairbag! Do you like Daljinder?" The other guards chuckled along with him.
Muktar just kept looking at the ground as he walked past the jeering group.
"Ah, give the poor dude a break. He's actually not a bad guy." said Varun, the only one who ever respected Muktar. He was the sort of person who got along fine with both the oppressers and the oppressed.
"We'll give him a break when he get's his sorry a$$ fired outta here!" retorted Ravi, another of the bullies.
"Yeah, you useless slouch!" yelled another and Muktar felt a partially empty pop-can hit his back.
Muktar lived in an old house along with 21 other people including kids, parents, grandparents and a some others like Muktar working for a living and just trying to make it through life with a bit of decency. The first thing Muktar did after get home from work everday was grab a snack and join the crowd infront of the TV for a little socializing. They were an easy-going bunch who didn't give him any hassle much unlike his workmates. The 3 mothers living there had no qualms about cleaning the place up so Muktar could afford to be lazy at home.
He squeezed between some kids for a spot on the floor and listened to them all jabbering away.
"So how's the working out going, Muck?" asked Bohinder, a janitor who cleaned office buildings like Muktar used to. Every night, Muktar would strip down to his shorts, showing off his body which looked like several broomsticks stuck together, and go out on the balcony to do his Arnold workout. He used a book written by Schwarzenegger with a routine of exercises like push-ups, ab burners, chin-ups excetera to help people get ready to start pushing weights.
"Good. I'm so good at it now, I'm having late night fantasies of walking into bars like Arnold did in Terminator 2 and then start beating up bad guys.
"Hehe, keep it up brother."
On TV, a science program documentary was just starting. It was about a test being carried out on a prototype of some new type of contact lens.
"Wait, everyone please quiet down for a moment! I want to hear the TV." said Muktar.
On the screen was a sharp-looking man in a suit with a big smile and articulate manner. Beside him was a dazzling, skimpily-clad young woman with emerald green eyes. "We are going to demonstrate now how indestructible these contacts really are. Watch and be amazed!" said the man. "Now, Antara, would you please take out your contacts."
The girl took out the emerald green contacts with changed to bright pink once out of her eyes. She handed them to the man.
"The contacts are specially designed change to pink when the concave side of of the contacts contact air. That way, you'll never lose your contacts after you drop them. But that is a minor point. Watch carefully now." He leaned down to a plastic blue bowl filled with dog food. He pushed the contacts into the mushy meal and then wiped his fingers off with a hankerchief. "Now Boo Boo the dog is going to have dinner. Let's watch."
A furry medium-sized dog began wolfing down the dinner and after a few mouthfills began chewing furiously on something. The announcer said, "Boo Boo is now chewing something with a passion and although we can't see what's in his mouth, I'm quite sure its the contacts. Keep watching everyone." Boo Boo eventually swallowed the chewy substance with some difficulty and then continued on with his meal.
A message came up on the screen, "The Next Day..."
The announcer and his helper were there again with some other people all standing in a circle around Boo Boo who looked rather nervous. Then urge overpowered shame and Boo Boo squatted down to unload. He grunted while making the heavy deposit, and after a minute or so, the announcer and the others sat down and looked closely at Boo Boo's fresh, steaming doo doo.
"Okay everyone, here we are the next day after Boo Boo ate Antara's contact lens, and we're going to see how well they survived this ordeal." The announcer took out a pair of chopsticks and began poking around till he saw pink. Once the contacts were extracted from the smelly mess, he handed them to some other people who gave them a quick scrubbing and disinfection in a blur of activity. "The special solution we use to clean them with has industrial grade cleaning power yet is gentle enough to put in your eyes."
The staff handed the contacts to Antara and she put them back in her eyes. "Wow, they feel as good as new. I can't believe it!" She gave a big smile to help show her feeling. Boo Boo looked up at her with an expression which said 'I don't like being used like this'.
"There you can see everyone the survivability of these contacts!" bellowed the announcer. "Isn't that just amazing! Next we have a second story which will knock your socks off."
The scene changed to a dark and dirty back alley. Antara was standing next to a big rusty metal garbage bin. The announcer's voice could be heard but he was not on the screen. "Today Antara is walking through Delhi's notoriously slimy Curry Lane Alley. Next to here is a bin used for storing glass bottles to be recycled."
Antara took out her contacts and threw them over her shoulder into the bin. "Oooooh noooo! She's gone and dropped her contacts in the bin! And is she going to climb into a bin filled with broken glass to find them? Nope. She's simply going to wait until the glass has been crushed, melted and the contacts will come out in the slag as good as new again."
Anatara walked away and soon after, a big truck came which hoisted the bin up overtop and poured all the glass into its dumpster with an ear-shattering cacophony.
The screen switched to the recycling plant. "Listen here smartass, contact lens wouldn't survive for one second in this process. That glass has been broken up, crushed, melted and filtered, so you better just move along." said a growly worker with a hefty beargut and gnarly face.
"All we ask is for one quick look in the slag, that's all. Then we'll be gone." said the announcer.
"Alright, one quick look and then get the hell outta here will ya?" The worker heaved up a metal lid on a vat of icky stuff. "Watch out cause it's almost hot enough to melt steel."
The announcer used a pair of tweesers to pluck the pink contacts from the muck and handed them to his staff again for cleaning. Once Antara had put them back in her eyes, she said, "Holy! They feel even nicer than before! The crushed glass must have made them smoother."
"There you have it folks, these contacts are certified indestructable and we are offering $50,000 US dollars to anyone who can destroy them using any means possible."
The gruff worker said, "I don't believe what I'm seeing. She just put those contacts back in! What's the name of them?"
"Ahhh..." the announcer thought fast and hard, ".. Boo Boo contacts. They'll be going on sale next week for only $9,999.99 US dollars, solution sold seperately, and will be available internationally. Also, they feature full spectrum UVA rays protection and a lifetime guarantee."
Muktar and his roomates were awestruck. "I'm buying them." declared Muck.
"Yo man, they're way too expensive. Ten grand! My a$$ your buying them." said Bohinder.
"I've already decided. I make good money now and I've taken too much hassle all my life for my thick glasses and the special forces guard unit rules won't let me wear normal contacts in case something goes wrong with them. They can't refuse to let me wear these ones though cause they're better than glasses."
One week later Muktar emptied his bank account and bought his own pair of Boo Boo contacts. His life would never be the same.
Saturday Night Out on the Town
Muktar got off the bus and walked down the street through downtown Delhi where are the action was on Saturday night. He felt like a new man; he had the Boo Boo contacts on. He was also wearing his best 'trendy' clothes consisting of a plaid short-sleeve collar shirt left untucked which showed off his tiny biceps improved from his Arnold workouts, along with blue jeans and runners. He had been saving these clothes for the 'right moment' and were the only ones he had with no holes in them. He even combed his hair for the first time in years. Energy pulsed through him, the energy of supreme confidence and absolute power.
On the street, hip young men and women strutted back and forth looking cool and enjoying the atmosphere. It was a like fashion show and everyone was on the catwalk both showing off and judging everyone else. Coolness dictated the Saturday night pecking order. To Muktar, they were all his meat. He would have everything: money, power, women, and the utter awe and respect of all those around him.
He passed several clubs which weren't cool enough to impress him until he got to Mars, the most popular hang-out in the city for young people with money to burn. Outside there was always a minimum 2 hour line-up, but tonight was different. The long line-up was going around to the side of the building to a fire exit because infront of the club, a fire hydrant was spraying water up into the air and rained it down all over the front of the club. Some staff were desperately working on the hydrant to try and stop the spray.
Muktar walked up to a man kneeling down with a black mask and arc welder spewing sparks. "Having trouble are you?"
The man welding stopped what he was doing and said with a sigh, "Yeah, the hydrant sprang a leak and the city refuses to fix it until monday when their lazy workers got back on the job. I'm not so good at welding since I just do it to make minor repairs in the club. The water pressure just keeps busting through my welds."
"Are you the club manager."
"Yesiree, can you help at all or are you just here to chat?"
"I think I can help." Muktar took out a contact and handed it to the manager.
The manager took it with some hesitation and said, "What the hell, a pink contact. Why're you giving me this?"
"Weld it over the leak and it'll stop. Just promise me you'll give it back on monday once the city comes to fix it properly."
"You been snorting curry powder or something? Listen pal, I don't have time for this nonsense okay?"
"Just do it. Do you want to save your business?"
The welder went back to work and sure enough, after a few minutes of sparks flying around, the spray stopped.
The manager was astonished. After some initial shock he calmed down and while shaking Muktar's hand said, "Can I have your name?"
"Muktar"
"Muktar, we're gonna let you in here ahead of the line with no cover charge and you go and enjoy an evening of free drinks. You'll always be welcome to my club with no wait. You get on in there now okay? I'll let the staff know."
"Thank you sir. Glad to be of help." Muktar felt power surging through him, a newborn superhero like Spiderman. Yes! He would go around helping people in crisis. For the first time in his life, he was being appreciated. He was going to be the best.
Now to find a damsel in distress. He headed on into the club.
Inside the club, a packed-in crowd of young trendy people surged to the techno beat. Muktar wasn't quite ready for dancing yet so he headed to the bar which sparkled with a high-tech yuppy design like something from a science fiction setting. Spotting a classy young girl sitting at the bar by herself sipping a cocktail through a straw, he sat down on the stool next to her.
"Hey baby, do you get called a parking ticket often?" yelled Muktar with a grin and he wiggled his eyebrows up and down. He could barely make himself heard over the music and yelling coming from other customers behind him.
The girl scowled and said, "Huh?"
"Cause you got 'fine' written all over you."
"Oh my god, that is so lame. Get away from me please before people think we're together."
"Um.. alright." said Muktar and he moved to another empty stool further down between two other couples enjoying their romantic evening together. Muktar had lost the battle but not the war. He just needed a chance to demonstrate his latent power to the masses.
"Something to drink?" asked a heavily made up waitress.
"An OJ. On the rocks."
Behind him a terrible whooping was continually coming from a table of 4 rowdy guys. They were even louder than the music, drowning out conversations throughout the bar. Muktar saw an average joe kind of guy standing just outside the bar who looked serious and had a radio set over his head.
Muktar walked up to the security man and said, "Can you do something about those rowdies who are spoiling it for everyone else?"
"That's Ballrash and his buddies, a bunch of steriod using body-building freaks. They're regulars here and no one messes with them. I suggest you do the same. They're dangerous."
"Alright then, I'm gonna take care of them myself." Muktar walked over to the rowdies' table with his chest thrust forward and head held high.
By coincidence the music had just ended and everyone was taking a break from dancing. All eyes and ears in the bar shifted to Muktar.
"You boys wanna quiet down or what?" said Muktar in the manliest voice he could muster.
They laughed and said, "C'mon little girly man, make us be quiet." said Ballrash who had a chest like 2 basketball halves. His henchmen laughed even harder.
"I'll make a deal with you then. I'm gonna give you my contact lens and if you can wreck it, I'll buy you and your friends drinks for the rest of the evening. If you can't, you all bugger on off outta here and don't come back. Deal?"
"Say what? Wreck your contact lens? Pah! Fork it over buddy."
Muktar remembered the show he had seen on TV and added, "Just one rule: don't eat it." He didn't relish the thought of going through Ballrash's doo doo with chopsticks the next day.
"Whatever pal." Ballrash took the contact and stretched it this way and that while his big muscles flexed and shook like an electric chicken. Getting frustrated, he put it on the ground and with the heel of his shoe on it, he used his other foot to propel himself skateboarder style. In a jerky fashion he made his way across the floor and then picked up the contact which was as pink and fine as ever, only a bit dirty.
Cursing and fuming, Ballrash and his buddies took turns stomping on the contact. Then they tried knives and forks on it. Failing that, Ball took out a lighter and ordered his friend to hold it while he put the flame underneath it. After a couple of minutes, all the while cursing, Ballrash grabbed the contact. "#$%@ it's hot!" He dropped it onto a menu and it melted its way through onto the table. "You dirty little puke! #$%@ you and your stupid contact!" Ballrash spat on the floor and they headed on out of the club.
Everyone cheered for Muktar. Several security personnel came over to pat him on the back and shake his hand. Muktar noticed the girl he had tried to talk to earlier motioning him to come and sit next to her. He didn't hesitate, like a kid running for the presents on Christmas morning.
"Hey, you were great! I'm really sorry for what I said to you before. My name's Serena." She smiled at him.
"Hi, I'm Muktar. And no worries at all, baby."
"Can I have your phone number?"
"Wha... you mean... really? You want my phone number?"
"Yeah, because I lost mine." Together they laughed at the corny joke and a good time was had by all.
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Next episode is back to the palace and a high-level, professional scheme to assassinate Vajpayee. Will Muktar and his bully coworkers be enough to stop it? Who knows.
He worked as a palace guard, an elite bodyguard unit charged with protecting Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee from would-be assassins, religious fanatics and sneak attacks from any of India's scheming neighbors. The guard's name was Muktar. This was one of the most critical security positions a member of the armed forces could have, except for the fact that Muktar wasn't allowed to be armed. The brunt of the guard team's jokes and hardly looking more dangerous than a sleeping sparrow, it was a wonder that he had been given the position.
To understand more about this situation one must look into the past. Despite the easing of tensions with Pakistan over the last couple of years, Vajpayee preferred to spend most of his time in the relative safety of the Presidential Palace and only went to Parliament when he had to address the assembly. Much of this fear was based on the December 2001 suicide attack of 5 gunmen who burst into the red sandstone parliament building and took out 6 policemen and a gardener as well as injuring 22 others before succumbing to police gunfire themselves.
Vajpayee was secretly terrified of Islamic militants. To allay his fears, a team of ex-BlackCat special forces members had been hand-picked based on their performance to protect the prime minister. The bumbling Muktar was the exception to this rule because he was a childhood friend of Vajpayee who had given him the position out of sympathy. Since going their seperate ways after high school, Muktar was fired from his first job, an office building security guard, for sleeping on the job. Muktar then went on to working as a janitor, but despite his easy-going boss, was eventually 'let-go' for being too lazy. More jobs came and went with the same dismal result until Vajpayee had sympathy on his dear friend and rewarded him the slack, yet well-paid and prestigious palace guard job.
Muktar spent most of his time wandering without purpose around the bottom floor because the mean guards all hung-out on top of the palace with the nice view where they chatted about women, drinking and fast cars. Muktar had to watch out for the nasty doberman pincher named 'Prince', a dog so big that when his stood on his hind legs he was as tall as Muktar. This fact did not go unnoticed by the savage canine which liked to rub it in by jumping up and putting his forelegs on Muktar's shoulders again and again and again. Muktar was too frightened to push the dog off and tried walking backwards to escape, causing the dog's claws to tear their way down his uniform.
The captain of the guard, Jagajeet, was continually hounding Muktar for his damaged uniform, secretly quite amused by the way Prince bullied him. Muktar only made the situation worse by wearing his shoes out to the point where you could see his socks through the holes, and he seldom kept up with his security paperwork. Being scolded and harrassed was a way of life for him. He had been bullied by his peers all through high school for his unhip style: messy bird's nest hairstyle, worn-out clothes, totally uncool way of talking, and capped off with glasses so thick that they were almost too heavy for the big black frames to support.
One day Muktar headed on up to the top floor and outside. He was tired of the dog jumping on him and needed to see the view to break the boredom. He knew the other guards would hassle him but he thought that maybe was used to it and wouldn't care, or maybe they would finally see his finer qualities and accept him as a friend.
Negative on both.
There were 9 other guards, normally the team kept 10 people on duty at all times, Muktar being number ten.
"Daljinder won't go near you Pradeep. Your B.O. is too bad. Ha ha ha!" guffawed Jagajeet.
"Yeah? Well look who's here. Ole coke bottle glasses boy, Muktar, coming to muck around where he's unwanted. I'd like to see him try and pick up Daljinder." said Pradeep. "Hey hairbag! Do you like Daljinder?" The other guards chuckled along with him.
Muktar just kept looking at the ground as he walked past the jeering group.
"Ah, give the poor dude a break. He's actually not a bad guy." said Varun, the only one who ever respected Muktar. He was the sort of person who got along fine with both the oppressers and the oppressed.
"We'll give him a break when he get's his sorry a$$ fired outta here!" retorted Ravi, another of the bullies.
"Yeah, you useless slouch!" yelled another and Muktar felt a partially empty pop-can hit his back.
Muktar lived in an old house along with 21 other people including kids, parents, grandparents and a some others like Muktar working for a living and just trying to make it through life with a bit of decency. The first thing Muktar did after get home from work everday was grab a snack and join the crowd infront of the TV for a little socializing. They were an easy-going bunch who didn't give him any hassle much unlike his workmates. The 3 mothers living there had no qualms about cleaning the place up so Muktar could afford to be lazy at home.
He squeezed between some kids for a spot on the floor and listened to them all jabbering away.
"So how's the working out going, Muck?" asked Bohinder, a janitor who cleaned office buildings like Muktar used to. Every night, Muktar would strip down to his shorts, showing off his body which looked like several broomsticks stuck together, and go out on the balcony to do his Arnold workout. He used a book written by Schwarzenegger with a routine of exercises like push-ups, ab burners, chin-ups excetera to help people get ready to start pushing weights.
"Good. I'm so good at it now, I'm having late night fantasies of walking into bars like Arnold did in Terminator 2 and then start beating up bad guys.
"Hehe, keep it up brother."
On TV, a science program documentary was just starting. It was about a test being carried out on a prototype of some new type of contact lens.
"Wait, everyone please quiet down for a moment! I want to hear the TV." said Muktar.
On the screen was a sharp-looking man in a suit with a big smile and articulate manner. Beside him was a dazzling, skimpily-clad young woman with emerald green eyes. "We are going to demonstrate now how indestructible these contacts really are. Watch and be amazed!" said the man. "Now, Antara, would you please take out your contacts."
The girl took out the emerald green contacts with changed to bright pink once out of her eyes. She handed them to the man.
"The contacts are specially designed change to pink when the concave side of of the contacts contact air. That way, you'll never lose your contacts after you drop them. But that is a minor point. Watch carefully now." He leaned down to a plastic blue bowl filled with dog food. He pushed the contacts into the mushy meal and then wiped his fingers off with a hankerchief. "Now Boo Boo the dog is going to have dinner. Let's watch."
A furry medium-sized dog began wolfing down the dinner and after a few mouthfills began chewing furiously on something. The announcer said, "Boo Boo is now chewing something with a passion and although we can't see what's in his mouth, I'm quite sure its the contacts. Keep watching everyone." Boo Boo eventually swallowed the chewy substance with some difficulty and then continued on with his meal.
A message came up on the screen, "The Next Day..."
The announcer and his helper were there again with some other people all standing in a circle around Boo Boo who looked rather nervous. Then urge overpowered shame and Boo Boo squatted down to unload. He grunted while making the heavy deposit, and after a minute or so, the announcer and the others sat down and looked closely at Boo Boo's fresh, steaming doo doo.
"Okay everyone, here we are the next day after Boo Boo ate Antara's contact lens, and we're going to see how well they survived this ordeal." The announcer took out a pair of chopsticks and began poking around till he saw pink. Once the contacts were extracted from the smelly mess, he handed them to some other people who gave them a quick scrubbing and disinfection in a blur of activity. "The special solution we use to clean them with has industrial grade cleaning power yet is gentle enough to put in your eyes."
The staff handed the contacts to Antara and she put them back in her eyes. "Wow, they feel as good as new. I can't believe it!" She gave a big smile to help show her feeling. Boo Boo looked up at her with an expression which said 'I don't like being used like this'.
"There you can see everyone the survivability of these contacts!" bellowed the announcer. "Isn't that just amazing! Next we have a second story which will knock your socks off."
The scene changed to a dark and dirty back alley. Antara was standing next to a big rusty metal garbage bin. The announcer's voice could be heard but he was not on the screen. "Today Antara is walking through Delhi's notoriously slimy Curry Lane Alley. Next to here is a bin used for storing glass bottles to be recycled."
Antara took out her contacts and threw them over her shoulder into the bin. "Oooooh noooo! She's gone and dropped her contacts in the bin! And is she going to climb into a bin filled with broken glass to find them? Nope. She's simply going to wait until the glass has been crushed, melted and the contacts will come out in the slag as good as new again."
Anatara walked away and soon after, a big truck came which hoisted the bin up overtop and poured all the glass into its dumpster with an ear-shattering cacophony.
The screen switched to the recycling plant. "Listen here smartass, contact lens wouldn't survive for one second in this process. That glass has been broken up, crushed, melted and filtered, so you better just move along." said a growly worker with a hefty beargut and gnarly face.
"All we ask is for one quick look in the slag, that's all. Then we'll be gone." said the announcer.
"Alright, one quick look and then get the hell outta here will ya?" The worker heaved up a metal lid on a vat of icky stuff. "Watch out cause it's almost hot enough to melt steel."
The announcer used a pair of tweesers to pluck the pink contacts from the muck and handed them to his staff again for cleaning. Once Antara had put them back in her eyes, she said, "Holy! They feel even nicer than before! The crushed glass must have made them smoother."
"There you have it folks, these contacts are certified indestructable and we are offering $50,000 US dollars to anyone who can destroy them using any means possible."
The gruff worker said, "I don't believe what I'm seeing. She just put those contacts back in! What's the name of them?"
"Ahhh..." the announcer thought fast and hard, ".. Boo Boo contacts. They'll be going on sale next week for only $9,999.99 US dollars, solution sold seperately, and will be available internationally. Also, they feature full spectrum UVA rays protection and a lifetime guarantee."
Muktar and his roomates were awestruck. "I'm buying them." declared Muck.
"Yo man, they're way too expensive. Ten grand! My a$$ your buying them." said Bohinder.
"I've already decided. I make good money now and I've taken too much hassle all my life for my thick glasses and the special forces guard unit rules won't let me wear normal contacts in case something goes wrong with them. They can't refuse to let me wear these ones though cause they're better than glasses."
One week later Muktar emptied his bank account and bought his own pair of Boo Boo contacts. His life would never be the same.
Saturday Night Out on the Town
Muktar got off the bus and walked down the street through downtown Delhi where are the action was on Saturday night. He felt like a new man; he had the Boo Boo contacts on. He was also wearing his best 'trendy' clothes consisting of a plaid short-sleeve collar shirt left untucked which showed off his tiny biceps improved from his Arnold workouts, along with blue jeans and runners. He had been saving these clothes for the 'right moment' and were the only ones he had with no holes in them. He even combed his hair for the first time in years. Energy pulsed through him, the energy of supreme confidence and absolute power.
On the street, hip young men and women strutted back and forth looking cool and enjoying the atmosphere. It was a like fashion show and everyone was on the catwalk both showing off and judging everyone else. Coolness dictated the Saturday night pecking order. To Muktar, they were all his meat. He would have everything: money, power, women, and the utter awe and respect of all those around him.
He passed several clubs which weren't cool enough to impress him until he got to Mars, the most popular hang-out in the city for young people with money to burn. Outside there was always a minimum 2 hour line-up, but tonight was different. The long line-up was going around to the side of the building to a fire exit because infront of the club, a fire hydrant was spraying water up into the air and rained it down all over the front of the club. Some staff were desperately working on the hydrant to try and stop the spray.
Muktar walked up to a man kneeling down with a black mask and arc welder spewing sparks. "Having trouble are you?"
The man welding stopped what he was doing and said with a sigh, "Yeah, the hydrant sprang a leak and the city refuses to fix it until monday when their lazy workers got back on the job. I'm not so good at welding since I just do it to make minor repairs in the club. The water pressure just keeps busting through my welds."
"Are you the club manager."
"Yesiree, can you help at all or are you just here to chat?"
"I think I can help." Muktar took out a contact and handed it to the manager.
The manager took it with some hesitation and said, "What the hell, a pink contact. Why're you giving me this?"
"Weld it over the leak and it'll stop. Just promise me you'll give it back on monday once the city comes to fix it properly."
"You been snorting curry powder or something? Listen pal, I don't have time for this nonsense okay?"
"Just do it. Do you want to save your business?"
The welder went back to work and sure enough, after a few minutes of sparks flying around, the spray stopped.
The manager was astonished. After some initial shock he calmed down and while shaking Muktar's hand said, "Can I have your name?"
"Muktar"
"Muktar, we're gonna let you in here ahead of the line with no cover charge and you go and enjoy an evening of free drinks. You'll always be welcome to my club with no wait. You get on in there now okay? I'll let the staff know."
"Thank you sir. Glad to be of help." Muktar felt power surging through him, a newborn superhero like Spiderman. Yes! He would go around helping people in crisis. For the first time in his life, he was being appreciated. He was going to be the best.
Now to find a damsel in distress. He headed on into the club.
Inside the club, a packed-in crowd of young trendy people surged to the techno beat. Muktar wasn't quite ready for dancing yet so he headed to the bar which sparkled with a high-tech yuppy design like something from a science fiction setting. Spotting a classy young girl sitting at the bar by herself sipping a cocktail through a straw, he sat down on the stool next to her.
"Hey baby, do you get called a parking ticket often?" yelled Muktar with a grin and he wiggled his eyebrows up and down. He could barely make himself heard over the music and yelling coming from other customers behind him.
The girl scowled and said, "Huh?"
"Cause you got 'fine' written all over you."
"Oh my god, that is so lame. Get away from me please before people think we're together."
"Um.. alright." said Muktar and he moved to another empty stool further down between two other couples enjoying their romantic evening together. Muktar had lost the battle but not the war. He just needed a chance to demonstrate his latent power to the masses.
"Something to drink?" asked a heavily made up waitress.
"An OJ. On the rocks."
Behind him a terrible whooping was continually coming from a table of 4 rowdy guys. They were even louder than the music, drowning out conversations throughout the bar. Muktar saw an average joe kind of guy standing just outside the bar who looked serious and had a radio set over his head.
Muktar walked up to the security man and said, "Can you do something about those rowdies who are spoiling it for everyone else?"
"That's Ballrash and his buddies, a bunch of steriod using body-building freaks. They're regulars here and no one messes with them. I suggest you do the same. They're dangerous."
"Alright then, I'm gonna take care of them myself." Muktar walked over to the rowdies' table with his chest thrust forward and head held high.
By coincidence the music had just ended and everyone was taking a break from dancing. All eyes and ears in the bar shifted to Muktar.
"You boys wanna quiet down or what?" said Muktar in the manliest voice he could muster.
They laughed and said, "C'mon little girly man, make us be quiet." said Ballrash who had a chest like 2 basketball halves. His henchmen laughed even harder.
"I'll make a deal with you then. I'm gonna give you my contact lens and if you can wreck it, I'll buy you and your friends drinks for the rest of the evening. If you can't, you all bugger on off outta here and don't come back. Deal?"
"Say what? Wreck your contact lens? Pah! Fork it over buddy."
Muktar remembered the show he had seen on TV and added, "Just one rule: don't eat it." He didn't relish the thought of going through Ballrash's doo doo with chopsticks the next day.
"Whatever pal." Ballrash took the contact and stretched it this way and that while his big muscles flexed and shook like an electric chicken. Getting frustrated, he put it on the ground and with the heel of his shoe on it, he used his other foot to propel himself skateboarder style. In a jerky fashion he made his way across the floor and then picked up the contact which was as pink and fine as ever, only a bit dirty.
Cursing and fuming, Ballrash and his buddies took turns stomping on the contact. Then they tried knives and forks on it. Failing that, Ball took out a lighter and ordered his friend to hold it while he put the flame underneath it. After a couple of minutes, all the while cursing, Ballrash grabbed the contact. "#$%@ it's hot!" He dropped it onto a menu and it melted its way through onto the table. "You dirty little puke! #$%@ you and your stupid contact!" Ballrash spat on the floor and they headed on out of the club.
Everyone cheered for Muktar. Several security personnel came over to pat him on the back and shake his hand. Muktar noticed the girl he had tried to talk to earlier motioning him to come and sit next to her. He didn't hesitate, like a kid running for the presents on Christmas morning.
"Hey, you were great! I'm really sorry for what I said to you before. My name's Serena." She smiled at him.
"Hi, I'm Muktar. And no worries at all, baby."
"Can I have your phone number?"
"Wha... you mean... really? You want my phone number?"
"Yeah, because I lost mine." Together they laughed at the corny joke and a good time was had by all.
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Next episode is back to the palace and a high-level, professional scheme to assassinate Vajpayee. Will Muktar and his bully coworkers be enough to stop it? Who knows.
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