DISCLAIMER: Don't take this too seriously as I am by no means a professional stand up comic:
What is with the Legoland team?
I will admit the game is going faster than I had anticipated but no one can tell me why it takes Legoland soooooo long to do their turns. I am almost tempted to propose a Grand Alliance to take them out just because it will DOUBLE THE SPEED of the game.
But we can't do that. Why? BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ACTUAL CONTACT WITH THEM!!!
We have minimaps to have a general idea where there are but not confirmations. Which brings up the next point. What the heck are they doing that takes so long? Its not like they have to negotiate with anyone, no one has contact with them. They are apparently stuck on a deserted island somewhere with only themselves as company. Why can't they plan ahead? Does some massive new piece of information hit them from out of the blue?
Oh my goodness the Worker doesn't eat ham sandwiches?! Let's stop the game and have a poll about another meal to offer him!!
Oh no, that bird looked at me!
Quick, let's switch all our cities to building barracks so we can pop rush Numidean Mercenaries to protect us!
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
Okay, I'm finished. I feel much better for getting that out of my system.
What is with the Legoland team?
I will admit the game is going faster than I had anticipated but no one can tell me why it takes Legoland soooooo long to do their turns. I am almost tempted to propose a Grand Alliance to take them out just because it will DOUBLE THE SPEED of the game.
But we can't do that. Why? BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ACTUAL CONTACT WITH THEM!!!
We have minimaps to have a general idea where there are but not confirmations. Which brings up the next point. What the heck are they doing that takes so long? Its not like they have to negotiate with anyone, no one has contact with them. They are apparently stuck on a deserted island somewhere with only themselves as company. Why can't they plan ahead? Does some massive new piece of information hit them from out of the blue?
Oh my goodness the Worker doesn't eat ham sandwiches?! Let's stop the game and have a poll about another meal to offer him!!
Oh no, that bird looked at me!
Quick, let's switch all our cities to building barracks so we can pop rush Numidean Mercenaries to protect us!
Grumble, grumble, grumble.
Okay, I'm finished. I feel much better for getting that out of my system.
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