Hail, citizens of all the world!
I, Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger, represent a small portion of the great people of Spain [Roleplay], which, as you know, owns a certain secret called the Alphabet. Now, over time, we have built up our own histories and sagas based on this language of ours, and the greatest are the Madridian Sagas that pertain to ancient Spanish history. Here is an example in eight parts. I have written the first three, and over the next week or so the last five will be out too. I hope you all appreciate this, a taste of Spanish culture.
And now, I speak of a King, failing and old, a king of Spain, thane lord Enerotogo, the son's son's son's son of Togas, and one of the earliest kings of Spain. He is dying, and his third son is the subject of the saga...
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THE SAGA OF EUSTOGKARO HORSE-FACE
The death of Togatxall I was on a summer day 180 years from the day of the battle of the Plains of Santiago, where Togas I, magnificent, war-maker, glorious builder of empire, expander of kingdom, defender of his people, slew the tyrant Alaric, King of the Visigoths and the Vandals, who crawled upon the earth, and he, Togas, united Spain as a kingdom, a free and whole people, undivided, but one. 180 years later to the day, another king died, another crown dropped to the earth. But on this day, it was not a great king-warrior who picked up the crown, but an evil man of such terrible power as never Madrid had seen before.
The day before, Togatxall lay on his death-bed. The sun shined down on him, bathing him in glory, though he knew he was dying. The wine he drank tasted as vinegar, and he could barely lift the cup. He lay there, the peach blossoms falling from the trees and covering him, and Ardergrin Swan-hair fed him there. As he bit into the squid, he thought back on the days of the kings of old. He lay there, watching nature around him, on a platform of stone, outside his palace, elevated far above the common people, watching the bird flocks circle. They circled on this day in the wrong way, and Togatxall knew that he was doomed to death.
Gathered round him were his oldest advisors and ministers. Lorenzo Clemente, the old chief advisor, Chancellor of the Left, an old man, but wise, and forever sharp. He stood watching the king, and his eyes rested on the king’s third son, Eustogkaro Horse-face. Eustogkaro was the third son, the third manifestation of his flesh. There could be no forth. The mother had died in childbirth, breathing her last to give the child his first, but some said he was not worth it. He was boneless, and yellow in flesh, like a death man, with skin that should have been rotting, and eyes like those of snakes. He face was long and bony like that of a horse, and his eyes were sunken, blue, and evil. Hatred burned in them, and in his twisted, inhuman form, he harbored great evil, for the dark spirits favored him, and he burned only to them, his devil-sacrifice, his offerings of unholy blood.
Also there stood the twenty-four men, the leaders of the old clans, united by Togas the Great on Santiago Field, who have stormed and burned Madrid, and conquered the Visigoths, and flattened the Vandals, and formed the kingdom on the rocks of the bones of the giants. Hastragal Gisgar there stood, a fine man he, but one of failing morals. The Torquemada were his kin, but they hated him still, for he sought only power, and misused it then. He was the Watcher, and he had done well, but now he was himself failing, and in danger. There stood Poupon Dejon, warrior-prince, of the oldest family of warriors. He had seen such days of blood and glory as none ever had. He was skillful of the axe, and he kept it sharp and painful. A fool would cross him, but no wit would do so. Astronicus stood there also, withered and ancient, his eyes fading from years of planning glorious architecture. His mind filled with the designs of the kingdom. Roberto Ninot there stood also, a man of few scruples, but a fine governor, the mayor of Madrid, and wise province-leader. There were also many more tribesmen, thanes all, but among them all, none was better than the High Priest, Tacticus, a great man, unequalled on all the earth.
“The kingdom,” spake Togatxall, aged and infirm, his weak voice arising from the bed of death, “shall not be divided, for stand it would not. It shall be given over whole. Madness over takes me, indeed it does, but I make this decision with the last vestiges of my sanity, the shreds of my sense. The kingdom shall be given to my first son, for three there were, and two there remain. The eldest, Enerotogo Gray-beard, he shall be king, the crown shall be his, on his pate it shall lie, and no man shall remove it, or suffer my curse, till his last breath is drawn. My second son, I regret, is dead these twelve years, for he died in a storm at sea. The third son, Eustogkaro Horse-face, is most cunning at all, and he shall be, the Chancellor of the Right, second only to the king, and sharing power with Clemente.
“In this way shall kings be decided. When Enertogo falls, so his family shall reign, Togatxall, his son, shall be first in line, and if he falls, Enerotogo the Younger, his son, shall be next in line, and then if they leave no sons of their own, the line of Eustogkaro shall reign on the throne of Madrid, and may they all rule wisely and peacefully.”
“I thank ye, father,” spake Enerotogo, diving to the floor, snatching up the withered hand, and kissing the ring of power. The withered hand slowly rose, and placed itself onto Enerotogo’s head. “Arise, my son, for ye too are far too old to kneel before me. I reigned too long, and used up thy time far too long. I fear thine young and impetuous son shall inherit far too early for his good, for he is bold and rash and foolish. May Petronius guide him further in the ways of kingship, so that he may learn, and his kingdom be great.”
The son, Togatxall, his hair long, his beard coming in, his eyes wild, bowed his head solemnly. He was too young and adventurous, and he was too immature. He favored the hunt to all else, and he cared little for governing. A poor king indeed he would make. The second son, Enerotogo, a mere boy, was too young to tell.
Silently watching, Eustogkaro thought to himself, “Would it be so bold as to strike this evening to gain the throne I deserve? No, me thinks. The king is old, he is dying anyway, it would not be bold to kill him now, if it looked sincere enough. If, me thinks, he were to die coughing up his phlegm, and suffocating on it, it would appear natural. His mouth is ringed in it, and so I have the chance. If tonight, it would look like a natural death, coughing to death on his vomit, and dying of that, as many have done before him. Many men have fallen in the past in such an ignoble way. Nothing would be thought of it now, me thinks.”
Eustogkaro dreamt of the crown on his head. As a boy, he had felt it over, and longed for it to be placed on his pate, to deck his hideous and twisted body, his deformed, devilish soul made manifest in the cripple’s trunk. Glorious kingship he dreamt, and it were only accessible now, the old fool had made it so. Were the old king’s old son to die prematurely, nothing could be thought of it. If the sons were to die, what of it? Then the line would be open for the only real king among them. Eustogkaro’s twisted, evil plans conflicted with nothing of his, for he bore no emotions, other than lust and greed. He was filled with twisted avarice, and the kingdom was his quarry. Like the hunter, he would not care if he killed for it.
Then, thunder roared on high, booming thunder-clap, ripping the air, sending down a cry like the demons of hell. Then came the rain, pelting the old king, and the wind, driving the peach blossoms off of his bearskin cloak. His bed became wet as the Watcher cried to the thanes, “Bring the king inside”. The huge oaken doors, tall as three homes, made by giants, taller nine times than a man, swung open at the bidding of the High Priest, and the thanes carried in the litter with the body of the king inside. Thanes were everywhere in the palace, and they gathered round.
“I thank you,” said the king, “but it is late now. Dinner is over, and the last of the beef for this evening eaten. The squid bowls are empty, the Calamari’s purse is fuller, the wine is downed, and the wood is on the fire. Return home, all gracious thanes, to your wives, and ride fast, for the rain is coming down hard tonight. I wish to be alone, for I feel that the spirits truly will come to collect me tonight, and curse the man who watches as the spirits come.”
The thanes lined up in a row, and each laid kisses upon the ring of power, which was fixed upon the king’s long, bony middle finger, and which had, so they say, been fashioned for the first king of the tribes, Toganius, by the first High Priest, Dertichek, the grandfather of Tacticus by forty generations of men. With this, they were off, mounting their rides, and making for their homes, thane halls most glorious, where men most valorous had made home for many generations. The king was left to his own, even beauteous Ardergrin was now gone to her husband, and the king lay back in silence. There was quiet in the hall of El Escorial, and the cold was there too, helped only by the bearskin rug, the giant roaring fireplace, which left great black marks from ages and ages of use, and the mead-goblet he bore in his hand.
“Father,” said the familiar, hissing, silky voice, coming from the shadows beneath the pillars, near the door, “I have alone stayed.”’
“Eustogkaro, you must leave, my son. I ordered everyone to go, and so they did, thane lords most worthy. Why have you alone stayed, my son? Do you not know that the hour is late, tomorrow is nigh, and the feast of Santiago dawns shortly? Do you not know that I feel my age will claim me, and that the spirits will come this night for collection? Do you not know that you are too near me, and that the spirits will have no mercy on your soul if you stay in spite?”
“I have no fear. It is not to your spirits I pray. Mightier hear me.”
“Have note, my son, that you are leading a dangerous path. I may be old, and my mind may be faltering, but I know that if you ignore the spirits, they shall have their wrath. Evil spirits are not to be trusted, for they themselves can only bring evil. They are limited, my son, just as one could expect. I beg you to trust in others…”
“Enough, old fool. I come to kill you, not hear your lectures. If I wanted that I could have gone to Tacticus. There is much work to be done tonight, and the time is fleeting.” The evil son then gripped a pillow, ripping it out from beneath the old king’s head, and held it on high.
“My son…! May the spirits have mercy on us both! This night shall be my day of reckoning, but I am prepared. Are you for yours?”
“Enough!” The pillow came down, but gently. The prince whispered into the king’s ear, “Here me out first, fool. You shall die now, but your first son shall not live long either. He has seizures, he cannot survive the year. His first son shall not survive him, and his second shall never reign. I shall be the king, and nothing will stop it. Know that your seed shall be crushed in him, but shall only survive in me! Long have I been ignored and hated, but I shall yet be king, and it shall be fitting that the line shall be my child in the end, for I am the one who deserves it most. Now die!”
The pillow came down, and down. The king lost himself in its folds, and vanished beneath it. He uttered a prayer, and spoke no more. The goblet clattered to the floor.
“The deed is done. Phlegm coats his lips. I shall depart. When he is found, it shall be seen as unfortunate, but as natural, something expected at his age. Me thinks that the first stage in my work is over.”
The prince turned, but his gaze was caught momentarily on the golden ring on the king’s head, the ancient crown of old. The crown had seen many masters. The prince took it up in his hand, looking it over, as he had done so in his youth. He then placed it on his head, and laughed.
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I, Hernan de History Guy Calamari the Younger, represent a small portion of the great people of Spain [Roleplay], which, as you know, owns a certain secret called the Alphabet. Now, over time, we have built up our own histories and sagas based on this language of ours, and the greatest are the Madridian Sagas that pertain to ancient Spanish history. Here is an example in eight parts. I have written the first three, and over the next week or so the last five will be out too. I hope you all appreciate this, a taste of Spanish culture.
And now, I speak of a King, failing and old, a king of Spain, thane lord Enerotogo, the son's son's son's son of Togas, and one of the earliest kings of Spain. He is dying, and his third son is the subject of the saga...
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THE SAGA OF EUSTOGKARO HORSE-FACE
The death of Togatxall I was on a summer day 180 years from the day of the battle of the Plains of Santiago, where Togas I, magnificent, war-maker, glorious builder of empire, expander of kingdom, defender of his people, slew the tyrant Alaric, King of the Visigoths and the Vandals, who crawled upon the earth, and he, Togas, united Spain as a kingdom, a free and whole people, undivided, but one. 180 years later to the day, another king died, another crown dropped to the earth. But on this day, it was not a great king-warrior who picked up the crown, but an evil man of such terrible power as never Madrid had seen before.
The day before, Togatxall lay on his death-bed. The sun shined down on him, bathing him in glory, though he knew he was dying. The wine he drank tasted as vinegar, and he could barely lift the cup. He lay there, the peach blossoms falling from the trees and covering him, and Ardergrin Swan-hair fed him there. As he bit into the squid, he thought back on the days of the kings of old. He lay there, watching nature around him, on a platform of stone, outside his palace, elevated far above the common people, watching the bird flocks circle. They circled on this day in the wrong way, and Togatxall knew that he was doomed to death.
Gathered round him were his oldest advisors and ministers. Lorenzo Clemente, the old chief advisor, Chancellor of the Left, an old man, but wise, and forever sharp. He stood watching the king, and his eyes rested on the king’s third son, Eustogkaro Horse-face. Eustogkaro was the third son, the third manifestation of his flesh. There could be no forth. The mother had died in childbirth, breathing her last to give the child his first, but some said he was not worth it. He was boneless, and yellow in flesh, like a death man, with skin that should have been rotting, and eyes like those of snakes. He face was long and bony like that of a horse, and his eyes were sunken, blue, and evil. Hatred burned in them, and in his twisted, inhuman form, he harbored great evil, for the dark spirits favored him, and he burned only to them, his devil-sacrifice, his offerings of unholy blood.
Also there stood the twenty-four men, the leaders of the old clans, united by Togas the Great on Santiago Field, who have stormed and burned Madrid, and conquered the Visigoths, and flattened the Vandals, and formed the kingdom on the rocks of the bones of the giants. Hastragal Gisgar there stood, a fine man he, but one of failing morals. The Torquemada were his kin, but they hated him still, for he sought only power, and misused it then. He was the Watcher, and he had done well, but now he was himself failing, and in danger. There stood Poupon Dejon, warrior-prince, of the oldest family of warriors. He had seen such days of blood and glory as none ever had. He was skillful of the axe, and he kept it sharp and painful. A fool would cross him, but no wit would do so. Astronicus stood there also, withered and ancient, his eyes fading from years of planning glorious architecture. His mind filled with the designs of the kingdom. Roberto Ninot there stood also, a man of few scruples, but a fine governor, the mayor of Madrid, and wise province-leader. There were also many more tribesmen, thanes all, but among them all, none was better than the High Priest, Tacticus, a great man, unequalled on all the earth.
“The kingdom,” spake Togatxall, aged and infirm, his weak voice arising from the bed of death, “shall not be divided, for stand it would not. It shall be given over whole. Madness over takes me, indeed it does, but I make this decision with the last vestiges of my sanity, the shreds of my sense. The kingdom shall be given to my first son, for three there were, and two there remain. The eldest, Enerotogo Gray-beard, he shall be king, the crown shall be his, on his pate it shall lie, and no man shall remove it, or suffer my curse, till his last breath is drawn. My second son, I regret, is dead these twelve years, for he died in a storm at sea. The third son, Eustogkaro Horse-face, is most cunning at all, and he shall be, the Chancellor of the Right, second only to the king, and sharing power with Clemente.
“In this way shall kings be decided. When Enertogo falls, so his family shall reign, Togatxall, his son, shall be first in line, and if he falls, Enerotogo the Younger, his son, shall be next in line, and then if they leave no sons of their own, the line of Eustogkaro shall reign on the throne of Madrid, and may they all rule wisely and peacefully.”
“I thank ye, father,” spake Enerotogo, diving to the floor, snatching up the withered hand, and kissing the ring of power. The withered hand slowly rose, and placed itself onto Enerotogo’s head. “Arise, my son, for ye too are far too old to kneel before me. I reigned too long, and used up thy time far too long. I fear thine young and impetuous son shall inherit far too early for his good, for he is bold and rash and foolish. May Petronius guide him further in the ways of kingship, so that he may learn, and his kingdom be great.”
The son, Togatxall, his hair long, his beard coming in, his eyes wild, bowed his head solemnly. He was too young and adventurous, and he was too immature. He favored the hunt to all else, and he cared little for governing. A poor king indeed he would make. The second son, Enerotogo, a mere boy, was too young to tell.
Silently watching, Eustogkaro thought to himself, “Would it be so bold as to strike this evening to gain the throne I deserve? No, me thinks. The king is old, he is dying anyway, it would not be bold to kill him now, if it looked sincere enough. If, me thinks, he were to die coughing up his phlegm, and suffocating on it, it would appear natural. His mouth is ringed in it, and so I have the chance. If tonight, it would look like a natural death, coughing to death on his vomit, and dying of that, as many have done before him. Many men have fallen in the past in such an ignoble way. Nothing would be thought of it now, me thinks.”
Eustogkaro dreamt of the crown on his head. As a boy, he had felt it over, and longed for it to be placed on his pate, to deck his hideous and twisted body, his deformed, devilish soul made manifest in the cripple’s trunk. Glorious kingship he dreamt, and it were only accessible now, the old fool had made it so. Were the old king’s old son to die prematurely, nothing could be thought of it. If the sons were to die, what of it? Then the line would be open for the only real king among them. Eustogkaro’s twisted, evil plans conflicted with nothing of his, for he bore no emotions, other than lust and greed. He was filled with twisted avarice, and the kingdom was his quarry. Like the hunter, he would not care if he killed for it.
Then, thunder roared on high, booming thunder-clap, ripping the air, sending down a cry like the demons of hell. Then came the rain, pelting the old king, and the wind, driving the peach blossoms off of his bearskin cloak. His bed became wet as the Watcher cried to the thanes, “Bring the king inside”. The huge oaken doors, tall as three homes, made by giants, taller nine times than a man, swung open at the bidding of the High Priest, and the thanes carried in the litter with the body of the king inside. Thanes were everywhere in the palace, and they gathered round.
“I thank you,” said the king, “but it is late now. Dinner is over, and the last of the beef for this evening eaten. The squid bowls are empty, the Calamari’s purse is fuller, the wine is downed, and the wood is on the fire. Return home, all gracious thanes, to your wives, and ride fast, for the rain is coming down hard tonight. I wish to be alone, for I feel that the spirits truly will come to collect me tonight, and curse the man who watches as the spirits come.”
The thanes lined up in a row, and each laid kisses upon the ring of power, which was fixed upon the king’s long, bony middle finger, and which had, so they say, been fashioned for the first king of the tribes, Toganius, by the first High Priest, Dertichek, the grandfather of Tacticus by forty generations of men. With this, they were off, mounting their rides, and making for their homes, thane halls most glorious, where men most valorous had made home for many generations. The king was left to his own, even beauteous Ardergrin was now gone to her husband, and the king lay back in silence. There was quiet in the hall of El Escorial, and the cold was there too, helped only by the bearskin rug, the giant roaring fireplace, which left great black marks from ages and ages of use, and the mead-goblet he bore in his hand.
“Father,” said the familiar, hissing, silky voice, coming from the shadows beneath the pillars, near the door, “I have alone stayed.”’
“Eustogkaro, you must leave, my son. I ordered everyone to go, and so they did, thane lords most worthy. Why have you alone stayed, my son? Do you not know that the hour is late, tomorrow is nigh, and the feast of Santiago dawns shortly? Do you not know that I feel my age will claim me, and that the spirits will come this night for collection? Do you not know that you are too near me, and that the spirits will have no mercy on your soul if you stay in spite?”
“I have no fear. It is not to your spirits I pray. Mightier hear me.”
“Have note, my son, that you are leading a dangerous path. I may be old, and my mind may be faltering, but I know that if you ignore the spirits, they shall have their wrath. Evil spirits are not to be trusted, for they themselves can only bring evil. They are limited, my son, just as one could expect. I beg you to trust in others…”
“Enough, old fool. I come to kill you, not hear your lectures. If I wanted that I could have gone to Tacticus. There is much work to be done tonight, and the time is fleeting.” The evil son then gripped a pillow, ripping it out from beneath the old king’s head, and held it on high.
“My son…! May the spirits have mercy on us both! This night shall be my day of reckoning, but I am prepared. Are you for yours?”
“Enough!” The pillow came down, but gently. The prince whispered into the king’s ear, “Here me out first, fool. You shall die now, but your first son shall not live long either. He has seizures, he cannot survive the year. His first son shall not survive him, and his second shall never reign. I shall be the king, and nothing will stop it. Know that your seed shall be crushed in him, but shall only survive in me! Long have I been ignored and hated, but I shall yet be king, and it shall be fitting that the line shall be my child in the end, for I am the one who deserves it most. Now die!”
The pillow came down, and down. The king lost himself in its folds, and vanished beneath it. He uttered a prayer, and spoke no more. The goblet clattered to the floor.
“The deed is done. Phlegm coats his lips. I shall depart. When he is found, it shall be seen as unfortunate, but as natural, something expected at his age. Me thinks that the first stage in my work is over.”
The prince turned, but his gaze was caught momentarily on the golden ring on the king’s head, the ancient crown of old. The crown had seen many masters. The prince took it up in his hand, looking it over, as he had done so in his youth. He then placed it on his head, and laughed.
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