Glory Of War Foreign Affairs

[Master Zen]

you forgot "Mammoth stacks of Shibering workers"

[DeepO]

GF, You didn't get any inspiration for this from a Belgian milk commercial, did you? The subscript should say "Ik Koe van You", which would counter the image you have created so far (rough translation: 'I Love You', with 'love' being replaced by cow (yeah, they rhyme in Dutch, not in English. And I'm no poet to find a good replacement))

Oh, and the cow should have a milk moustache, which actually is completely the image I have of you

Of course, this could be an application to the sunshine team

DeepO

[DeepO]

http://www.mmmelk.be/htm/flashindex.asp

She... had a goal in life.
Her mission: to make milk popular again
Her weapons: Her seductive moustache
....

DeepO

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

TONIGHT ON FOX:

"When Cows and Chickens Go Bad."

An indepth historical study of the First and Second GS-GoW Wars.
WARNING, DUE TO VIOLENT THEMES THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS

[DeepO]

Tonight on Canvas:
"GoW raider"
Romance and love in a mysterious setting. Can GhengisFarb find his favorite milk?

[BigFree]

I've heard of an 'Angus' cow; but not a 'Ghengis' cow??? Must be a peculiar breed.....

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

We tried to get Aggie to hold the office of CoW but he doesn't like cows.

[History Guy]

On my latest visit to China, I noticed the peculiar relationship between Warmongers and cattle.

Warmonger society is rather tolerant in its own way. If you want to be a cow, you can be a cow. No one will stop you. That is perhaps the single most glorious thing about Warmonger society.

Cow tolerance has its roots in Warmonger sacred belief. The Cult of the Cow has to be the earliest religion in ancient China. It is said that these mysterious holy men often kidnapped cows from various farms, and sacrificed them by the sacred rites of Cowli, often drinking the milk of their victims. This barbaric practice was put to an end by King Genghis the Farb, who, despite having an unusual last name, unified his country, and set up the Imperial City Triad of gods: Cowli, Cowlette, and Cowpie. Since then, this polytheistic society has centered worship around them.

Unfortunately, as a result, the cow population has gone out of hand, and cow killing is illegal. Unfortunately, cows have now overrun large areas of China, and in temples they are allowed to roam freely. Unfortunately, some of the discontent cows have formed alarming habits, such as thievery, and even murder.

Wang Cow, a resident of Imperial City, was witness to the rise of cow crime rates.

"Oh yeah, it is bad. Just the other day, I was talking to a friend, Chung Moo, when all of the sudden a garrotte was yanked about his throat by some bovine deliquent, and he was dragged away. We found him later. It was gruesome. These cows just don't understand the freedoms they have in our country, and unfortunately, unless serious measures are taken by our government, right NOW, they will be a serious threat!!!!!"

Minutes later, Wang Cow was surrounded by a band of cows, and torn to shreads by the cud chewers. I left in disgust, saddened by what I was seen. I was disappointed with the conduct of the cows, and remain so to this day.

Firm action must be taken now.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

There is an immense reward for the leader of the Cattle Crime Syndicate, his name is Moo the Merciless.

[Wittlich]

[asleepathewheel]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
There is an immense reward for the leader of the Cattle Crime Syndicate, his name is Moo the Merciless.

I believe we've killed an immortal named Moe the Morbid, perhaps an alias?

[Wittlich]

EEEEH! Wrong answer! Try again.

[Wittlich]

Moe was a part of the syndicate: "Larry, Curly, and Moe and Company".


EDIT: Ok, give us a brake - We ran out of names for all of our Immortals.

[asleepathewheel]

Originally posted by Wittlich
Moe was a part of the syndicate: "Larry, Curly, and Moe and Company".


EDIT: Ok, give us a brake - We ran out of names for all of our Immortals.

Really, I think it would be easy to come up with five names.

[Master Zen]

Hey Voxians and stormbringers, take your trash talking somewhere else, in this thread only trash talks directed at GoW or originating from GoW!!