Vox Controli Foreign Affairs

[Wittlich]

The One Voice has spoken and Betahound has been appointed to the permanent position as the Voice of Foreign Affairs (VFA).

VFA Betahound will be contacting all teams shortly to commence diplomatic relations.

One Voice - To Victory!

[Beta]

Grrrr!!! Ruff! Ruff!! Grrr .... Bark... bow wow wow . Ruff!!

(BetaHound fiddles with the universal translater. How do you work this dang thing? Eli! Help!)

[BigFurryMonster]

Grrr. Miaow!

[Spiffor]

I assume this is a declaration of war between Vox and Lux ?

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Spiffor
I assume this is a declaration of war between Vox and Lux ?

Yep, their teams are going at it like cats and dogs, uhhh... yeah, something like that.......

[Jon Shafer]

It's a pleasure to open relations with you VC. Hopefully our future relationship will be fruitful for both of our civilizations.

[Spiffor]

SHouldn't BetaHound and BFM research "language" before that ?

[Jon Shafer]

Nah, I think 'guteral utterances' has already been researched.

[ThePlagueRat]

Squeak-squeak... infect! infect! infect! ... squeak

[Beta]

Grrrrr - ruff ruff - er hello -- bow wow miow (miow??)

(Beta tweaks the universal translator again.)

Bark Bark - good day gentlemen, fellow citizens of the world, and of course, Big Furry Monster - (a little scratch behind the ears for that one, and maybe a cat treat or two).

It would seem that communication is now possible. I will be contacting you shortly to open formal relations between our respective civilizations. Oh oh - one moment - please stand-by-

(Beta pops out his pulsar pistol - takes aim - and fries the Plague Rat and his infectious tendancies - obnoxious creatures that they are.)

(Ooops - may have given away our secret technology advance there with the pulsar gun. Oh well, read 'em and weep.)

Once again - fellow civs, I will contact you shortly. The Voice of the People call.

BetaHound, Voice for Foreign Affairs (VFA)
Vox Controli

[pikesfan]

I hope that translator of yours has Squiddish programmed in it because it’s the usual language among our common people The upper classes make a point of speaking Español, though. You may find software for Español more easily.

[Beta]

(Beta tweaks the translator one more time... and in response to Pikesfan - and in squiddish ... a concise, yet precise reply ...)

Si!

[Panzer32]

Originally posted by BetaHound
(Beta pops out his pulsar pistol - takes aim - and fries the Plague Rat and his infectious tendancies - obnoxious creatures that they are.)

(Ooops - may have given away our secret technology advance there with the pulsar gun. Oh well, read 'em and weep.)

You're new at this, aren't you...

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[Beta]

Dear Panzer32 - you do know that advertisments on this - a public - albeit Vox forum, are not cheap. You, as a member of a mercenary civilization can surely understand having to pay for things.

The bill comes to 15 VC (vox crowns). Let me see, that is how many gold?

(Beta pulls out a calculator - punches some keys)

Woof, bark woof woof Bark.

(Damn - that's the universal translator! Beta returns it to his pocket, and pulls out the real calculator.)

Ah - 485 gold. We have a strong currency.

And as a mercenary civ, I'm also sure you can pay up. Please submit payment to the First Control Bank of The Voice.

Thank-you. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.

[Panzer32]

uh oh...

I'm going to need to ask Ghengis Farb to increase my allowance....