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STORIES FROM MADRID - TRIAL UPDATE!
(NOTE: This posting is an official posting on behalf of the Roleplay Team. It is made with the blessing of His Grace, Togas, the Supreme Leader of Iberia.)
The storytellers and bards have been sent forth from Iberia and their tales reach across to distant lands who may enjoy to hear a thing or two about events in our new town...
Read on if you are one of those interested in such events.
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Supreme Leader Togas Announces Last Advisor Post
His Grace, Togas, has filled the last open advisor post by announcing that Señor Astronicus (astrologix) will be our tribe's Chief Architect. As with all edicts of His Grace, it was ended with the words:
TRIAL UPDATE! TOGAS ANNOUNCES HIS DECISION!
From the mouth of the Supreme Leader himself...
Plans for Thug-Tossing Festival Underway
In accordance with the will of His Grace, Togas, plans are underway for a grand festival to toss the slave Thug BACK into the river each day to see if he survives and throw him in the succeeding day should he survive the previous! Many citizens of the tribe eagerly anticipate the chance to be present for this wondrous celebration! At the conclusion of the entire festival will be a grand feast sponsored by Señor Mitchell, who will undoubtedly have some extra funds on hand for the occassion after being paid the daily profits of Señor Calamari's estate while the festival lasts.
While Señor Calamari has stated that he will comply with the will of Togas, these were his next words regarding the upcoming festival:
We will just have to see how long the slave Thug lasts!
(NOTE: This posting is an official posting on behalf of the Roleplay Team. It is made with the blessing of His Grace, Togas, the Supreme Leader of Iberia.)
The storytellers and bards have been sent forth from Iberia and their tales reach across to distant lands who may enjoy to hear a thing or two about events in our new town...
Read on if you are one of those interested in such events.
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Supreme Leader Togas Announces Last Advisor Post
His Grace, Togas, has filled the last open advisor post by announcing that Señor Astronicus (astrologix) will be our tribe's Chief Architect. As with all edicts of His Grace, it was ended with the words:
This is the Word of Togas and it shall be done.
From the mouth of the Supreme Leader himself...
Originally posted by Togas
I have heard enough in this matter!
I will not have any counter "charges" or other complicated nonsense added to this debacle. It is clear to me that Thug is an idiot, not a well educated slave as Señor Mitchell claims. Señor Calamari states clearly that he wouldn't trust Thug as far as he could throw him and I certainly do not trust the word of this slave.
A slave is property. That property has not been lost and therefore there has been no loss to anyone save me for having to hear this complaint.
However, I do not find that Señor Calamari was without fault as he is the one who plainly admits to throwing Thug into the water and down the waterfall.
I find that Thug is at fault for hiding himself from his master and causing this pointless stir.
I find that Señor Mitchell is at fault for having bad calamari that killed Señor Pikesfan.
THEREFORE, The following is my ruling on this matter:
For my amusement and for the amusement of us all, the slave Thug will be thrown BACK into the river to ride over the edge of that very waterfall. Should he survive the trip, Señor Calamari will give one day's worth of profits from his Calamari sales to Señor Mitchell.
And should he survive the trip, he shall be thrown in AGAIN the following day. Again, if he survives that day, Señor Calamari shall pay Señor Mitchell one day's profits.
This shall be repeated for up to SEVEN times. Each time, the same rules apply.
Should he survive all seven trips, he shall be returned to his master Señor Mitchell to do with as he pleases.
All citizens are invited to watch these tossings and to make wagers on the results. Furthermore, a festival will be held that will continue on a nightly basis for as long as the slave Thug survives his trip.
At the end of the festival Señor Mitchell shall pay for a giant feast in honor of Señor Pikesfan that will be presided over by our High Priest. Señor Mitchell shall make great offerings to the spirit of the man and to the spirits of his family in accordance with the instructions of the High Priest.
So it is said. So it shall be done.
--Togas
I have heard enough in this matter!
I will not have any counter "charges" or other complicated nonsense added to this debacle. It is clear to me that Thug is an idiot, not a well educated slave as Señor Mitchell claims. Señor Calamari states clearly that he wouldn't trust Thug as far as he could throw him and I certainly do not trust the word of this slave.
A slave is property. That property has not been lost and therefore there has been no loss to anyone save me for having to hear this complaint.
However, I do not find that Señor Calamari was without fault as he is the one who plainly admits to throwing Thug into the water and down the waterfall.
I find that Thug is at fault for hiding himself from his master and causing this pointless stir.
I find that Señor Mitchell is at fault for having bad calamari that killed Señor Pikesfan.
THEREFORE, The following is my ruling on this matter:
For my amusement and for the amusement of us all, the slave Thug will be thrown BACK into the river to ride over the edge of that very waterfall. Should he survive the trip, Señor Calamari will give one day's worth of profits from his Calamari sales to Señor Mitchell.
And should he survive the trip, he shall be thrown in AGAIN the following day. Again, if he survives that day, Señor Calamari shall pay Señor Mitchell one day's profits.
This shall be repeated for up to SEVEN times. Each time, the same rules apply.
Should he survive all seven trips, he shall be returned to his master Señor Mitchell to do with as he pleases.
All citizens are invited to watch these tossings and to make wagers on the results. Furthermore, a festival will be held that will continue on a nightly basis for as long as the slave Thug survives his trip.
At the end of the festival Señor Mitchell shall pay for a giant feast in honor of Señor Pikesfan that will be presided over by our High Priest. Señor Mitchell shall make great offerings to the spirit of the man and to the spirits of his family in accordance with the instructions of the High Priest.
So it is said. So it shall be done.
--Togas
In accordance with the will of His Grace, Togas, plans are underway for a grand festival to toss the slave Thug BACK into the river each day to see if he survives and throw him in the succeeding day should he survive the previous! Many citizens of the tribe eagerly anticipate the chance to be present for this wondrous celebration! At the conclusion of the entire festival will be a grand feast sponsored by Señor Mitchell, who will undoubtedly have some extra funds on hand for the occassion after being paid the daily profits of Señor Calamari's estate while the festival lasts.
While Señor Calamari has stated that he will comply with the will of Togas, these were his next words regarding the upcoming festival:
Originally posted by History Guy
I trust the spirits whom favor me so much shall look kindly upon me and take as sacrifice the said property of Senor Mitchell. (OOC/ In other words, I'd hope Thug just sinks on the first day and we get this one over with! OOC)
I trust the spirits whom favor me so much shall look kindly upon me and take as sacrifice the said property of Senor Mitchell. (OOC/ In other words, I'd hope Thug just sinks on the first day and we get this one over with! OOC)
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