Trash Talking

[Meshelic]

As Foreign Minister of the Gathering Storm I urge all GS members to refrain from commenting on the recent talk of alliances with/against the other teams.

In due time the Gathering Storm will open diplomatic negotiations with ALL teams, but this in not the time nor the place.

I urge the representatives of the Glory of War, Lux Invictica, RolePlay Team and Legoland to follow suite and ask that their members refrain from discussing such issues at this time.

I would also like to ask that all teams encourage their chosen diplomat/ambassador/foreign minister to step forward and make themselves known, so that further diplomatic proceedings may continue with official precendence.

This is all, thank you.

[asleepathewheel]

And thats when Mr. Nofun shows up and ruins the trash talking party.

j/k

[Meshelic]

I have no problem with trash talking between team members,

But once alliances, treaties or any other agreement between teams is discussed, then that is under the juridiction of the diplomats, or otherwise appointed representatives of the teams themselves.

[Togas]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
Perhaps we would help GS take out Lux Vaseline and GS could help us take out the Legomaniacs and "Fairyland"?

Fairyland?!?!

Oooo, that's it. I've kept quiet and bitten my tongue long enough Mr. Leadermate!

You just insulted the honor of my noble tribe of roleplayers and now you're going to get it! I've given myself some pretty beefy stats, especially combat ones, and I can do 3d6+11 points of bashing damage to you and your undead minions! Plus my THAC0 is only 7, and you're not wearing armor so I can easily smite you with a simple roll of the dice ....

(Loud exclaimation of disbelief. Dice being thrown across the room. Muttered cursing and grumbling).

... Godd*mned worthless 20 sided dice ... I'm changing my stats and my level. You were lucky this time. NEXT time you mess with us, d*mnit, when I roll you won't be so lucky!!

--Togas

[DeepO]

Your Taco is only 7 That's like saying my night will be blue, as long as you keep you're feet from falling spicy... You poets surely confuse me

DeepO

[asleepathewheel]

mmmm taco

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Togas


Fairyland?!?!

Oooo, that's it. I've kept quiet and bitten my tongue long enough Mr. Leadermate!

You just insulted the honor of my noble tribe of roleplayers and now you're going to get it! I've given myself some pretty beefy stats, especially combat ones, and I can do 3d6+11 points of bashing damage to you and your undead minions! Plus my THAC0 is only 7, and you're not wearing armor so I can easily smite you with a simple roll of the dice ....

(Loud exclaimation of disbelief. Dice being thrown across the room. Muttered cursing and grumbling).

... Godd*mned worthless 20 sided dice ... I'm changing my stats and my level. You were lucky this time. NEXT time you mess with us, d*mnit, when I roll you won't be so lucky!!

--Togas

I didn't even get to use my Vorpal jiggle-motion bounce attack...............

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Meshelic
As Foreign Minister of the Gathering Storm I urge all GS members to refrain from commenting on the recent talk of alliances with/against the other teams.

In due time the Gathering Storm will open diplomatic negotiations with ALL teams, but this in not the time nor the place.

Alright, lets all form an alliance against GS and by the time they decide we're "worthy" enough for them to talk to they'll have been reduced to nothing more than a stack of workers in our respective civs.......

[asleepathewheel]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

Alright, lets all form an alliance against GS and by the time they decide we're "worthy" enough for them to talk to they'll have been reduced to nothing more than a stack of workers in our respective civs.......

Workers armed with shovels...MWAHAHAHAHAHA. they will riot.

[Odin]

Originally posted by UberKruX
and i HARDLY think the BUILDERS team (legoland, whatever) will be one to make it into the modern age, if ANYONE makes it at all.

Ooooo, Uncle Uber forgt that us Legolians are gonna build all over his candy @ss.

Uber: What that?

Spiffor: a library.

Uber: what reading? all me know is what sword is.

[Inverse Icarus]

whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never actually tried it. three attempts and 3 severed hands later, i believe the contrary.

[Ninot]

Uber, i didnt know you had three hands?

OH! Now i get it....

man, you must be really clumsy with a sword, if you were able to cut off both hands and then more.

[Arnelos]

The keyboard is significantly more powerful than either the pen or the sword... but I'm on the roleplay team and we don't know about that yet (not for a few millennia yet, assuming we survive that long...)

That said, it remains the case that the power of one person's voice can be far more powerful than the power of the individual swords carried by those who listen to it...

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Ways to kill others with a library....

1) Burn them at the stake over a bonfire of books.

2) Tip a 30 foot shelf of books on top of them.

3) Hold them down and commence to paper-cut them to death.

4) Drop a 16-ton book on their head.

Unfortunately, most of these methods require the victim to be asleep in order for you to accomplish them.

[Inverse Icarus]

3 is my favorite. who's seen jack@ss the movie?