Team Lux Invicta

[ThePlagueRat]

My cousin, Alberta Pelígroso de Aragón surely is a virgin...

We Spaniards do trade in human souls these days,
so how many ducats do you offer me?

(Hey, wait... I got a special offer for you my friend. 5 armoured mercenaries for one virgin? ok? )



-Sanchez "El Niño" de Plagíates

[WarriorPoet]

Tempting...now, in this trade, we would get the mercenaries?

[ThePlagueRat]

Alright, you can have the mercenaries yourself if you need them.
However, I can instruct them to assassinate their next employer...
It all depends who give them the best treatment and wages.

And I'm sorry... Our dear señorita Pelígroso is no longer a virgin.
My sharp eyes saw her being ravaged by a band of Moors from Granada. What a pity!
Well... I just made sure they will not do it again.

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

Non-virginians? So, everyone has to be from one of the other states?

Well, that would disqualify me

Glad I joined a team other than Lux Invicta then

To be a Virginian... (the first person who knows the rest of that poem and posts it here will receive 100 bananas from my private stock in the Civ3DG )

[ThePlagueRat]

I always though you were a virgin Arnelos, cause of the writing next to your avatar. Are you really the King of virginity?
Got a belt of chastity then?

[Meshelic]

sorry had to laugh at that one.

Been a long time since I've posted in the PTW threads...

[WarriorPoet]

Some teams are moors in egyptian clothing!

[ThePlagueRat]

Back home in Castille we have begun wearing cockpieces.
Mine is a red, 45 angle, with three gold rings on it... It's just fashion! However, the señoritas are staring on it all day long

[pikesfan]

Do you mean codpieces?

I don’t know about the lifestyle of the class that can only afford the cheapest varieties of squid, if they can afford squid at all , but I have to inform everyone that this ahem , item of clothing, is not the fashion among the upper classes of Spain, who send their daughters to the Pikesfan College of Etiquette.

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Arnelos
To be a Virginian... (the first person who knows the rest of that poem and posts it here will receive 100 bananas from my private stock in the Civ3DG )

Since no-one seems to know...

In display of the incredible level of annoying pomposity of which only the member of the Union in which I was born would be capable (ok, and Massachuesetts...)

"To be a Virginian... either by Birth, Marriage, Adoption, or even on one's Mother's side, is an Introduction to any State in the Union, a Passport to any Foreign Country, and a Benediction from the Almighty God."- Anonymous

It should be noted that my grandmother has a framed quilt hanging in her house with this on it... apparently, that's quite common among natives of the Commonwealth.

and then people wonder why the rest of the Union finds Virginia at times obnoxiously snobby...

[WarriorPoet]

Virginia is the best state I have yet to live in...as long as you stay off of 495

[Jon Shafer]

This thread is so off-topic...

Oh well, it's the only live team thread still going, I can't complain.

[ThePlagueRat]

Right now is off-topic and on-top.

[WarriorPoet]

Well, at least our team is a little more friendly and open to communications with other teams

[ThePlagueRat]

Which teams you mean WP ?