Legoland Public Announcement: Vox Controli on Legos Minor/Voxtavia

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

It is a brave warrior that can who march up to his hated enemy and tap him on the shoulder then walk away without spilling blood.

This takes disipline to avoid the battles the enemy wants to fight, to take fire while keeping the eye on the battle at the end of the tunnel.

GS seems to only know the strategy of full frontal attack. No planning, no maneuvers, no strategy.

[Shiber]

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

/me walks up and smacks the puppy.

[Shiber]

* The decoy in the shape of Shiber's avatar explodes in Ghengis's face, burning off his eyebrows and the tip of his nose.

[Beta]

Re: Legoland Public Announcement: Vox Controli on Legos Minor/Voxtavia

Originally posted by vondrack
Nations of the World,

It is with joy in our hearts that we can announce a happy-end to one of the greatest hardships a nation has ever been through in the PtWDG. After a violent history of tension, treachery, backstabbing, and a lost war, the nation of Vox Controli, now battered and tired, finally arrived at the coast of Legos Minor and built first cities in their new world exile, re-christened Voxtavia.

This was previously arranged with and agreed to by Legoland, that used to claim Legos Minor as part of its homeland. We welcome our new neighbours and wish them patience, persistence, and luck in developing the harsh land of the rocky peninsula.

We also hereby pledge to protect Vox Controli in their new exile home against anyone trying to abuse the state of inevitable fragility they happen to be at this moment. The nation of Vox Controli is no longer a threat to any other civilization - and as such, shall not be threatened either.

From now on, Vox Controli is under protection of the Legoland empire.

The Senate of Legoland

And the official response from Vox Controli:

It is with immeasurable appreciation to the people of Legoland, and more than a little humility, that Vox Controli settles on its new lands of Voxtavia.

I would be remiss not to mention the honour, and yes generosity, of Gathering Storm in allowing us to leave New Estonia (sniff sniff) with most of our population after our defeat, thus enabling the new settlement. The terms of our exodus agreement were respected to the fullest by GS.

A sincere thank you to both nations.

It is unusual for us Voxians to experience peace, after a long period of war, and with world events such as they are. Thus, we also greatly appreciate the 'protection' provided by our new neighbours.

Our new land is rugged, but Voxians are used to such conditions. We will rise to the challenge to carve a new future from Voxtavia.

Beta ... on behalf of the Voxian Senate.

[Arrian]

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Isn't this nice. Now Lego has a playmate to share their Lego Blocks with.

[Paddy]

umm yes, but what about the hookers?