AHA! Roleplay leaks plans to destroy GS!

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

From the most recent SPIN thread:

Originally posted by History Guy
Local Alchemist Constructs New Secret Weapon for Spain

"It was horrific. It left deep emotional scars on all present," said Gummo La Tonga, 46.

Horrified onlookers became even more horrified when, in demonstration, Dr. Pinch was tossed fifty feet in the air by his own machine into the next-door neighbor's chicken shed, which was demolished. Claims for the damages were immediately billed to the local military garrison commander. According to eyewitnesses, four of the chickens were killed or mortally wounded, five suffered minor injuries, and nine escaped serious wounding entirely.

Now I ask you, what would Spain be needing an anti-chicken weapon for?

[History Guy]

You incredibly smelly little wicked wicked weasel from Hades! You too mock my machine! Well, just wait... Yes, WAIT...

Besides, it isn't an anti-chicken device. Those unfortunate chickens were owned by Alfonse Calamari II, and they were collateral damage in the recent testing of my machine. It couldn't be avoided, I tell you! I had nothing against those chickens!

Now, go away before I have to squash you with my engine of destruction!!

Dr. Pinch
Who is sane... really...

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by History Guy
It couldn't be avoided, I tell you! I had nothing against those chickens!

See it AUTOMATICALLY goes after chickens! It hates the chickens! What has Spain unleashed upon the world? Oh, the humanity!

[History Guy]

You need to be exorcised of all those spirits you've bottled up in your stomach!

Well, luckily, you've met the right man, for not only am I an inventor, but a world famous exorcist too!

(grabs stomach pump)

Dr. Pinch

[mrmitchell]

Ghengis is doing a great job of being generally insane.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Ghengis is doing a great job of being generally insane.

*CrazyGhengis likes the name General E. N. Sane

[Octavian X]

Let us hold a moment of silence for the poor chickens who lost their souls in this tragic attack...

[Theseus]

Assuming that the chickens in question were then either fried or made into chicken salad, I really have no problem with their loss, tragically unforseen though it may have been.

Mmm, chicken.

[History Guy]

They were all buried in a solemn ceremonial procession in the middle of Pamplona, Theseus. They were national heroes: the first civilian victims due to the wicked evil nasty Chinese invasion.

Dr. Pinch

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by History Guy
They were all buried in a solemn ceremonial procession in the middle of Pamplona...

and the ceremony included the ritual 13 herbs and spices of course.

[History Guy]

Hey! That's the Colonel's secret recipe...

You wouldn't be a Brown's Chicken and Pasta spy, would ya?!

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by History Guy
You wouldn't be a Brown's Chicken and Pasta spy, would ya?!

What the heck is that supposed to mean?