Attn: Gathering Storm and Legoland

[Arnelos]

Please note the free wine.

Cheers!

[Panzer32]

Nice!

[WhiteBandit]

Don't forget, Vox may want a piece of the action too!!

[Arnelos]

Hell, Neu Demogyptica might even want a piece of that action...

[asleepathewheel]

Its great fun to be on the sidelines this time around.

[Panzer32]

Arnelos, you seem to have forgotton something

[WhiteBandit]

Panzer32 also forgot something. It's a shame I know his country better than him. Maybe I should come to reclaim the throne of GoW!

In any case, I don't want to scare off any potential Lego/ND/GS/Vox attack on GoW, but this must be known!

[Rhothaerill]

Wow, this is getting interesting quickly. It's a good thing we Voxians aren't in to all that war stuff.

[Aeson]

Perhaps it's lucky that GoW had all that wine... a few drinks and she probably doesn't look all that bad.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Aeson
Perhaps it's lucky that GoW had all that wine... a few drinks and she probably doesn't look all that bad.

Note that the blonde bearded "woman" is the daughter of House Togas that was given to Panzer32 in marriage.

HISTORICAL SIDE NOTE:
The REAL reason GhengisFarb is no longer Emperor of GoW... hmmm..... ultimate power at the price of marrying the ugliest woman on Bob....... hmmm.......

(Panzer32 speaks up) "I'll do it! An ugly woman is better than no woman! I'll do it!"

GhengisFarb now understands why MrWhereItsAt likes the sheep..............

I would post a rebuttal to Arnie's "treasure map" but my computer is busy downloading updates for my Poser program, so it will have to wait.

Kudos on Arnie's return, we missed having a worthy adversary to trade dialogue with.

[History Guy]

Warmonger Women...

Lydia, O Lydia,
Say have you met Lydia?
O Lydia the Taaaatoooooo-ed Lady!

And, when that's not bad enough...

Tonight, folks, we have 'The World's Tallest Midget' right next to 'The World's Smallest Giant'... And in the center ring is Priscilla the Monkey Girl!

(In other words, does anyone get the impression from these discussions of Chinese ladies that the whole country is a big circus?)

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by History Guy
Warmonger Women...

Lydia, O Lydia,
Say have you met Lydia?
O Lydia the Taaaatoooooo-ed Lady!

And, when that's not bad enough...

Tonight, folks, we have 'The World's Tallest Midget' right next to 'The World's Smallest Giant'... And in the center ring is Priscilla the Monkey Girl!

(In other words, does anyone get the impression from these discussions of Chinese ladies that the whole country is a big circus?)

If we're the circus, you're the concession stand.

"Step right up! Get your Silk on a Stick! Spices of all Flavors! Fried Ivory Tusks! Get your Fried Ivory Tusks!"

[History Guy]

Ivory tusks? Take my word on that, they are bad. Our ancient alchemists used to try and turn them into a healthy snack for the whole family, but all of the average Spanish families selected to try them out died horribly slow and painful deaths...

Ah well. That's how it goes.

You Chinese won't like them either. Especially when they are half a world apart from your own lands and you haven't the guys to hold on to them.

Hey! Siddown! Here comes Jojo the Dog Boy!!

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by History Guy
Hey! Siddown! Here comes Jojo the Dog Boy!!

So that's your nickname for Lady Togas!

[DeepO]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
"Step right up! Get your Silk on a Stick! Spices of all Flavors! Fried Ivory Tusks! Get your Fried Ivory Tusks!"

I finally understood why GoW is after RP... yeah it took a while, but hey, people can be slow in the weekend, no?

They're Chinese, and what is the only reason Chinese need ivory tusks for? Right: aphrodisiacs. Which I would need too if I had to marry women like that

GF, you know there are other solutions right? Garlic, crushed tiger bones, bird-nest soup,...

DeepO