Grave News

[Beta]

Out of curiosity - how is the dear Pope holding up given recent events?

[asleepathewheel]

I would check for poison, there's no telling what lives in the ND jungle that could have caused this catastrophe. Is it a coincidence that the religious head dies and then war is declared?

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

It was pretty much widely known that this was a false religion used to compete with and undermine the Squid Industry.

[History Guy]

False religion? You must have bongoes for lobes. Don't you know that it is the only real one, eh? Eh? Eh? Confucius and Mr. Cow are just false prophets!

Really!
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By the way, I wish to inform you that Pope Aidun I passed away this morning, and was immediately taken up into heaven by a group of angels who'd been waiting all night to get him up there.

As it is, the new Pope is none other than Fernand de History Guy Calamari, the former Archbishop of Castile, and the first and only squid lord of Madrid's younger brother.

And, yeah, he calls himself Pope Calixtus I now.

Gastronome Neecap V,
Flunky to the Calamari Clan

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

See? The Squid Cartel offed the Pope and took over his operations. Need I say more?

[mrmitchell]

See? The Squid Cartel offed the Pope and took over his operations. Need I say more?

Are you out of your mind? The Squid Cartel has done nothing to harm the Pope, and the Pope has done nothing to incite our wrath. And now it should stay that way for a considerably lengthy time.

Spamish Mitchell
Squid Cartel

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

Are you out of your mind? The Squid Cartel has done nothing to harm the Pope, and the Pope has done nothing to incite our wrath. And now it should stay that way for a considerably lengthy time.

Spamish Mitchell
Squid Cartel

And there's the cover-up.

[History Guy]

Nah, don't mind Spamish. We call 'm the Spaniard, cuz he's good with a knife.

And, oh yeah, he's Spanish like all of us Spaniards.

Alfonse Calamari
Squid Cartel