Public Announcement: The StormHawk Party

[Eli]

War Criminals!

[Eli]

Sir Ralph's practically admitted that GS forces massacred innocent civilians.

Vox demands 20 turns of Embargo on the monstrous killers and the extradition of the GSian Minister of War to the international court.

[Shiber]

Eli, please, enough with these baseless allegations.
I think there's a world of difference between massacring your civilians and eating them.

[Harovan]

It's not us, it's the Armies of Heaven exterminating those who don't believe. Besides, there are no innocent Voxians. They shall all burn in Hell.

[Harovan]

Instead to help and morally strengthen their people, the heretics calling themselves "Order of The Voice" think only of drinking and filling their stomach. Here is a picture of the Grim Reaper getting hold of a Voxian monk, who holds a beer can and is obviously not pleased about this turn of events.

[Tiberius]

Oh no! The dark ages are coming ...

[Harovan]

Lo and behold, they are already here! Do not overlook the signs of the Last Seven Days!

Has anyone noticed the enormous storm gathering in the background of the last picture?

[Shiber]

Frankly, the one in the first picture is quite impressive, but the one in the second picture looks more like a fart

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Shiber
Eli, please, enough with these baseless allegations.
I think there's a world of difference between massacring your civilians and eating them.

"How to Cook Voxians" By Chef Shiber

[Shiber]

"No, there's a little dust over the cover."
/me blows over the book's cover, the room is covered with a cloud of smoke for a moment until it settles.
"See? It reads How to Cook FOR Voxians".

(obscure Simpsons reference, you get ten points if you can spot which episode it refers to)

[GodKing]

What do you mean the middle ages are comming - heck, we have had the inquisition going on for close to 500 years now. My ghost is still wandering around making a mess of things for the church....

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Shiber
"No, there's a little dust over the cover."
* Shiber blows over the book's cover, the room is covered with a cloud of smoke for a moment until it settles.
"See? It reads How to Cook FOR Voxians".

(obscure Simpsons reference, you get ten points if you can spot which episode it refers to)

the one where lisa screws up earths chance for enlightenment (it was a holoween one I think, dealt with the aleins)

Jon Miller

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Shiber
"No, there's a little dust over the cover."
* Shiber blows over the book's cover, the room is covered with a cloud of smoke for a moment until it settles.
"See? It reads How to Cook FOR Voxians".

There's a smudge still it reads:


"How to Cook Four Voxians"

[Shiber]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
the one where lisa screws up earths chance for enlightenment (it was a holoween one I think, dealt with the aleins)

Jon Miller

Very good! You get ten points and a golden star.
I think it was in the first halloween episode ever.
The Pong joke was fantastic

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
There's a smudge still it reads:


"How to Cook Four Voxians"

It would appear that there is still some dust left on the cover.

See? Now it reads "How to Cook For Four Voxians".

[Harovan]

A picture of the arrival of the Stormian armies in North Stormia (formerly known as North Estonia). It was made by the Stormian artist Albrecht Dürer and portrays our two generals Theseus and Arrian, our chief economist Nathan and myself, Frater Ralphus, in their mission to fulfill the Prophecy of our ancestors, written down in the Book of the Storms:

The arrival of Theseus, one of our generals:

"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."

The arrival of Arrian, our other general:

"And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."

The arrival of Nathan, our chief economist:

"And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the incense and the furs." (God forgive thy humble servant for this freedom)

The arrival of Frater Ralphus, humble servant of the Allmighty Chicken:

"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."