high speed epic game PBEM (tracker thread II)

[smellymummy]

they are only happy because they know the liberation of sumeria is near!

to eliit

[EliitMees]

130 AD sent to ChrisiusMaximus

[sabrewolf]

oh by the way... if anyone decides to attack, i'd appreciate a battle report by email. the more detailled, the better

i'll give the same in return for any possible counterattack.

thanks

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Here ya go then

Two of your stinking cavalry dogs are toast and the captives they were escorting have been set free, we also recaptured some other of your slaves and they will all be sent back to Karakorum to be gifted back to our ancient ally and good friend smellymummy of Sumeria.

We warned you to stay off our lands, you will not find us Mongols such a pushover and we will slaughter as many of your troops as you are stupid enough to throw at us!!!

Your murdering ways will be paid for tenfold!!!

UNLESS you give back everything you have taken and remove your vile presence from our continent at once!!!

We care not for the outcome of this world and we will fight to the DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


SPAIN WE CALL ON YOU TO HONOUR OUR AGE OLD ALLIANCE ATTACK!!!!!!!!


DEATH TO THE BABYLONIANS

[smellymummy]

[sabrewolf]

the babylonian congressmen shake their head at the idiocity and arrogance of the mongolian emperor.

we were offering a peaceful co-existence on our mutual continent, with the trade of luxuries and technologies. nothing would change for the mongolians except that their ambassadors wouldn't have to speak with sumerian, but with babylonian diplomats.

however, the man who once thought he was capable of negotiating peace between the reds and the blues, now isn't even willing to talk peace for his own people. what arrogance and ignorance comes with the mongolian militaristic trait!

we call to the spanish people to be sencible! don't care about age old alliances, especially not with a nation such as the mongolians who have grabbed nearly half of the eastern continent and posess most of the resources. the bablyonian democratic leaders are offering you a so much better deal:
if you side with us, the stronger, more advanced and culturally supreme nation of babylon, we offer you the complete jurisdiction over the current mongolian empire, the city of hattusas and all of the unclaimed territory. you will be left in peace for the rest of the game and will enjoy deals the mongolians cannot even dream of offering (and wouldn't, even if they could).
if you however attack us, or even enter our territory (in which case you must declare war BEFORE doing so due to a but in the PBEM system) then spain will likely be the first nation to go as it is a lot smaller and nearer than the mongolian lands!



150ad to the crumbled empire

[smellymummy]

i can hear the babylonians already rioting for an end to the war, might as well surrender now

to the honorable spanish

[sabrewolf]

post scriptum:
we are looking forward to counterattacking the evil keshiks. they may be fearful in attack (and we hope our defences will hold), but they are miserable in defence and should be no problem for our cavalry coming from north

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Originally posted by sabrewolf
post scriptum:
we are looking forward to counterattacking the evil keshiks. they may be fearful in attack (and we hope our defences will hold), but they are miserable in defence and should be no problem for our cavalry coming from north

Blah Blah Blah
Pah do your worst come and get me

To Spain I trust you will see through this despots BRIBERY, though i have no need to doubt your loyalty.

[sabrewolf]

ghengis, my dear ghengis, how false you were once again. we wish to clear out some things you have mistaken about:

* first, we were right about the miserable defence capabilities of your puny keshiks. our cavalry killed every single one of them outside of hattusas, which prior had been captured by a cavalry army. only four of our units were lost while attacking, two units each against the ancient cavalry and the keshiks. the only mongolian survivor was the one that has retreated into the jungle and hills north of hattusas.
had you attacked us, you would not have succeeded, but you would have seriously weakened our forces in isin as only 2 musketmen were defending at the time and otherwise only the cavalry that has now eliminated your barbarians

* second, you are wrong about us being despotic. we are democratic and proud of it! as are the people of the liberated sumerian cities. see a tourist photo of our now fully built palace below.

[sabrewolf]

* third, it was not an act of bribery to the noble spaniards, but an offer for eternal peace. the mongols want to drag them into a war that isn't their's, while babylon prefers to let them peacefully coexist in luxury, wealth and happiness.

170ad to the one without a town

[sabrewolf]

to the peaceful spanish:

we thank you for your sensible decision not to attack! however, instead of going in the direction of mongolia or withdrawing, your units are still occupying the hills between isin and hattusas. we urge you to leave that spot (as they are threatening our workers and reinforcements) and head towards south immediately.

also, we would like to inform you that our cavalry will have to cross your lands to reach the evil mongolian empire. we would be very pleased with a right-of-passage agreement (which we would _not_ use for backstabbing you!), but understand if you do not wish so. in such a case, we'll just take longer to get through your territory.

please also note that the offer for you to get control of the current mongolian lands only counts if you actively help us in our conquest and declare war on them. if you don't do so, we presume that you are not interested in the western part of your continent and will take it for ourselves.

yours,
the elected president of babylon

[smellymummy]

vive la resistance!

[EliitMees]

Spain is now officially in war with Babylon.

Our message to Babylon is simple: your cavalry will not cross our lands without our permission! And considering your rude actions against aour friends Sumerians, you will never get that permission!

[ChrisiusMaximus]

We rejoice at the news in from Spain and we give thanks to our Gods for seeing that our Auld Alliance has held strong.

Babylon we spit in your face, take your deceit and lies back to your own continent!!! you are not wanted here !!!

You may sit there and enjoy your moment, yes the mothers of the realm weep this day for the sons they have lost, murdered by your henious dogs, but they send forth their second born for training and with them the spirit of Mongolia will ride again.

As we stated before we care not for the outcome of this war but we will fight to the death until we have rid this world of your evil stench!!! if we fail then so be it, better to die honourably than live as slaves of such evil powercrazed masters.

Our hope is to return tenfold upon your people the misery you have inflicted on the other nations of this world.

Long Live Mongolia!!

Long Live Spain!!

Long Live Sumeria, who will rise again from the ashes to take her rightful place alongside her allies when we burn every last one of your nations cities to the ground!!!