Frog Stomping.....and then there were ?

[Aqualung71]

It will end....eventually

[Paddy]

oh indeed it will

but who will be smiling , and who will be well .... sad

[Paddy]

Lord Rickety of England

Mighty Allie

Could you please move your lads back from the city of Venice

Thank you for your valued assistance

and we look to better relations between our peoples

[marcuspeddle]

Alas, I have a very short memory. Anyway, let's continue!

Now, back to my war with the English!! No, the Swedish? With my sanity?
^^

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Masuro
Alas, I have a very short memory. Anyway, let's continue!

Now, back to my war with the English!! No, the Swedish? With my sanity?
^^

oh indeed

sure you are not fighting yourself in amongst all this

[marcuspeddle]

That would explain the black eyes . . . ..

[marcuspeddle]

Dear Leaders of Europe,

There has been a long lull in our fighting during which time many of us have forgotten why we were fighting at all. Meanwhile, the Turks are laughing at us and thankful that we cannot present a united front to drive them back.
I propose that we all sign peace treaties (or at least cease-fires) to show the Turks that they must leave Europe.
What say you, my brothers?

Masuro of the Spanish

Oh, and sent to Mr. Scot

[Paddy]

March 1812 to Lord Aqualung

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Masuro
Dear Leaders of Europe,

There has been a long lull in our fighting during which time many of us have forgotten why we were fighting at all.

Thankfully, the Great Russian Czar has a better memory than the latest Spanish revolutionary who claims to be the current ruler of that vile place full of smelly men and gorgoeous women

War shall continue....at least while the Czar is still alive. That's kinda by definition, wouldn't you say?

[marcuspeddle]

Oh well, I offered. Don't cry later.

[Paddy]

why, are yee about to unleash the unwashed

[marcuspeddle]

haha ^^

[Aqualung71]

To Prince Paddy of Prussia:

Ah, thank you Prince Paddy, my friend

But beware of the Englishman, for he did not heed your call to vacate your lands!


To the Lord (?) ricketyclik of England

I am disappointed. Your naivety amazes me. I once considered you a worthy adversary, yet after so many years of planning and waiting, you have sadly misdjudged and astoundingly underestimated the quality of Russian strategic military planning!

Yes, you sunk my Ships posted temptingly off the coast of England. However, you will now find that half of your navy, including every single one of your so-called "Man-o-Wars", is residing at the bottom of the English channel. And as a sign of Russia's superior intelligence, you will find that there are now slightly more Russian ships stationed outside London than your remaining navy can sink

And that so-called invasion army of yours that has dared to intrude within the city limits of Amsterdam....that single Lifeguard Army and a handful of Redcoats, supported by some Artillery (thanks very much by the way, they were later trained upon your ships), were annihilated without the loss of a single Russian soldier.

So run along for now, and come back when you have a real army ready for battle.

Oh, and please remove your units from the surrounds of Venice, or you will find next month that they have shared the fate of their comrades who are now buried in the environs of Amsterdam, pushing up.....er....tulips

By the way Lord (?) rickety.....where are your Spanish allies? I seem to recall you declared war on Russia to help them out



March 1812 to rickety of the unloved English. (Unloved by all but the unwashed Spanish)

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
To Prince Paddy of Prussia:

Ah, thank you Prince Paddy, my friend

But beware of the Englishman, for he did not heed your call to vacate your lands!

a pleasure to serve old chap and all that wot !!

[marcuspeddle]

Dear vodka-soaked tyrant,

The Spaniards are plotting your ruin, never fear. You will soon face the wrath of my people. Make out your will.

Masuro the Spaniard