Tribes Of Babylon - reports, trash and such

[Golden Bear]

You already got character.

All my cities are going to be named after seafood.

E_T has water? We have to drink sand and like it. Or rocks. I'll trade rocks for water. I know you guys must need rocks because I control the world's supply of them

Nevertheless my powerful desert warriors, err, academics will roll you guys up like an old carpet - assuming we research Carpets.

[conmcb25]

Desert = sheilds

Build a huge force to take over the world!

When life gives you sand make Currier and Ives Dishware

[Daddy-O]

Looking for a theme? Try researching your patron god, or leader, or just look to the top of the thread for a one liner about your diety; or melt sand and make nice blue dishware.

[Golden Bear]

I don't need a theme - I am full of ideas. And, I am NOT researching Currier and Ives. I'll leave that to E_T and Beta.

How about Food? Can I research that? Or trade rocks for Food?

[conmcb25]

Has Beta played yet? What taking him so long

[Beta]

May I humbly suggest we take the trash talking to the turn thread as well. Makes it simpler to follow the game.

Please. Pretty please. Ok - you each get a date with my sister if we do.

[conmcb25]

Its a deal!

[Golden Bear]

Are we trash talking over there now as well as here or only over there?

And that is NOT con's wife.

I'm too old to handle something like that. One of you youngsters better carry the freight.

[conmcb25]

Why cant we trash talk in both spots?

Isn't most of what we do trash talk anyway????

[Golden Bear]

Pretty much. Of course it's easy to sound like a genius when you're debating, ah, err, whale chow.

[conmcb25]

Good point

[Shogun Gunner]

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[Golden Bear]

I'd like to put a name to that picture but I just cannot bring it to mind. Hmm.

Shogun, I don't know where you stockpile these things but you are going to send me out laughing. Pity we can't share the secret weapon. Pity that, shame it is truly. It really is the age of the Bear.

[Shogun Gunner]

Win or lose, I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end of the new Babylonian secret weapon. I'll take my death from conventional means, thank you very much.

Yes, Age of the Bear, it has to be. It is so declared.

[Golden Bear]

Perhaps, in time, our tiny world will come to realize it.

I cannot deny it.