All Day Round (tracker thread II)

[1889]

To China:

I have repetedly asked you to remove your silly looking pink units from my territory, but my "good friends" China could not be bothered with such a simple request. As is usual when dealing with you, in the end it was simply easier to do it ourselves.

To the Iroquois:

I have tried to teach you the way a civilised nation is to behave, but your savage roots are too deeply ingrained. You have violated my territory for the last time. Your Pikemen have been expelled. My cavalry struck at St. Regis.

[Aqualung71]

Wow, the Celts are at war on 2 fronts.

They must have a death wish. Where's Charles Bronson?

[sabrewolf]

in these troublesome days, where a wrong word can mean war, the people of sumeria and netherlands cannot and will not tolerate any border violation of any kind!

an iroquois galley floating along our coast, spying on our pretty farmer's daughers, and scaring away the fish from our fishing grounds was warned with a bunch of bombers flying over it. our reconnaissance planes fotographed the reaction of the seamen as they all crapped their trousers at the same time at the sight of our thunderbirds. so much crap, that the rotten wood of the 2500 year old galley broke and the whole ship sank, providing new reefs for the sea fauna and flora.

the ottoman and chinese galleons in the central area of the ocean are herewith admonished: do not enter the cultural realm of either the sumerian, nor the dutch borders. in fact, for the sake of taking the tension off the trigger-happy pilots and artillerists we recommend you also leave any area bordering our borders.


330bc to the ottomans

[Aqualung71]

Wow.....Sabre's developing a sense of humour

Sabre....sinking our non-threatening Caravel will merely serve to reduce our unit support costs by 2gpt. The ship is serving no real purpose other than mapping your coastline.

Hey Sabre....how much do you want for Rubber and Saltpeter?

[1889]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
Wow, the Celts are at war on 2 fronts.

They must have a death wish. Where's Charles Bronson?

Charles Bronson, Nick Nolte and Mickey Rourke do what I tell them to. They know not to mess with me.

China has suffered its first losses. A worker has been conscripted to serve our cause. Soon he will have many companions.

The Iroquois have once again been swept from our territory. Clearly musketmen are worthless in this modern age of 310 BC.

On to Sabre, may his spaceship launch soon.

[sabrewolf]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
Sabre....sinking our non-threatening Caravel will merely serve to reduce our unit support costs by 2gpt. The ship is serving no real purpose other than mapping your coastline.

as requested by mao, the mighty chinese emperor himself, sumeria helped him by reducing his army costs by 2 chests of gold per year.

but with his plea for reducing the costs, mao forgot that far more than a mere galleon was at stake. the delivery of various luxuries have been halted, until china decides whether it wants to further provoke (despite being warned) or is truly interested in peace.


after getting requests for rubber from two nations that are at war against each other, the western alliance has decided not to transfer this commodity to either nation at the time. horses, saltpeter and iron will be provided to the civilisations that request any of these resources. the western union of nations (WU) think that riflemen and cavalry provide much more equilibrated battles.


seeing iroquois hordes falling into celtic lands does not please the WE governments. the dutch part of the council believes that brennus is to blame for starting a two-front war before being truly prepared and deserves nothing else than defeat while the sumerians agree that he may have be foolish, but also bold. the WU has agreed to dispatch a small force of peacekeeping units consisting of around 8 mechanised infantry and naval and areal support to check that everything goes fair. attacking the peacekeepers will likely make the WU council change the mission into a peace inforcing that will establish a guarded perimiter in the bordering mountain range between celtania and iroquistan if either nation requires that

[sabrewolf]

310bc to gamecube

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by sabrewolf


as requested by mao, the mighty chinese emperor himself, sumeria helped him by reducing his army costs by 2 chests of gold per year.

but with his plea for reducing the costs, mao forgot that far more than a mere galleon was at stake. the delivery of various luxuries have been halted, until china decides whether it wants to further provoke (despite being warned) or is truly interested in peace.

It was not a request, merely a statement that the Caravel wasn't posing any threat to you. But you have gone ahead anyway and declared war, killing my trade deals with you and presumably plunging a bunch of my cities into disorder just when I can't afford for that to happen. So thanks

So having said all that.....in response to your patronising twaddle about being provoked by a piddly Caravel.......screw you!

[sabrewolf]

the sumerian government does not understand mao's outbreak.

despite a very clear and unmisunderstandable warning:

the ottoman and chinese galleons in the central area of the ocean are herewith admonished: do not enter the cultural realm of either the sumerian, nor the dutch borders.

mao decided to leave his vessel in our territory and said that a sinking would be no problem - we quote from earlier negotiations:

sinking our non-threatening Caravel will merely serve to reduce our unit support costs by 2gpt. The ship is serving no real purpose other than mapping your coastline.

[please note the thumbs up ( ) !]

sumeria saw the sweat drops on the forehead of the chinese emissary and called the bluff. a bad poker player should not play poker. next time, china should think about the big picture before ignoring a credible threat

[Gamecube64]

Sent to Aqua

Lets just say your Gallic Warrior was shot many times in the head... by artillery, THEN calvary.

Yes musketmen do suck, how will you fair against my newly connected rubberized-infantry?

[Aqualung71]

Well Sabre, you can make up for it by sending me back the luxury.

As for 1889, if that's the extent of your offensive force, I'll order my defenders to stand down fairly soon I suggest you concentrate on the Iroquois!

[1889]

To Sabre

[sabrewolf]

290bc to gamecube

[1889]

Stalemate

We lack the offensive capability to break through each others defences.

Congratulations to Sabre on his massive victory.

I would rather not spend any more time on this game. Is anyone getting anything out of it? My time would be better spent on my story The Five Nations or my orders in Cold War NES.

Lacking any compelling argument it won't be sent along, but I will be happy to provide my password to any replacement.

[Gamecube64]

Battle news now!
Ottomans have begun expelling mayans from their island chain, it is likely they will also clear them from their allie's islands as well. One city was taken with no causualties.

Using artillery the Iroquois obliterated 2,000 sq KM of celtic land.

Sent to Aqua.