Iron Civer _Coliseum C_ Thread II

[Mickeyj]

Troops near Rouen carrying out pillaging.

Turn Away.

[Moonbars]

390 AD Save Onwards ---------->

4 Trebs fire on english stack in mountains. All do 1 damage, a 2hp pike is left as best defender.

French Central Corps attacks English Mountain Stack:
Vet Med Inf attacks 2 HP Pike, wins 1 HP remaining.
Elite AC attacks Vet archer, wins with 1 HP remaining.
Vet AC dies attacking Pike (curse you redlined Pike - no withdraw, DOH Moonbars is being silly)
Vet Med Inf attacks Pike, win with 3 HP remaining
Vet AC versus Reg Archer - Win for no loss
Vet AC versus Horsie - Win for 1 HP lost.

[Andydog]

treb fires on Orleans, 1 hp off reg pike
med inf attacks 2hp pike, wins taking 3 hp damage.
Orleans obliterated.

--> Mickeyj

[Mickeyj]

Troops Pillage new Rouen.

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[Mickeyj]

To keep the jokes coming

Victoria Beckham was on a modelling assignment recently being photographed in some sexy lingerie when a rather revealing gusset showed off a handful of her pubic hair.

The hairdresser tutted and immediately cut them off with a nimble pair of scissors saying to her "you know, you wouldn't have these problems if you shaved the hair on that **** of yours!"

The rest, as they say, is history...

[Moonbars]

Save onwards

[Andydog]

400 AD -->

Two sausages frying in a pan.
One says "F*ck it's hot in here"
The other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

[Mickeyj]

---->400ad

no action to report.

[Moonbars]

Had to take my flatmate to hospital this morning, may not be able to play turn until tomorrow morning - Is that OK for you two?

[Mickeyj]

No worries.

[Aqualung71]

Come on guys, wrap it up

[Moonbars]

4 Trebs fire on English Stack, inflict 1HP damage to 2 pikemen.

[Andydog]

vet med inf vs vet AC, wins 1hp taken, AC retreats
vet med inf vs vet AC, wins 3hp taken

410 AD --> Mickeyj

[Mickeyj]

Iron pillaged, treps pillage irrigated land near reaun.

----> Moonbars

[Moonbars]

-----> 420AD Save to Andydog ----->

410AD Combat Report:

FLYING FROGS:
Coimbra is Torched.
AC Kills Warrior in Leiria. No Damage - City Taken
AC Kills Med Inf in Leiria Hills, Wins, 2 HP damage taken.
AC Kills Pike on Leiria Plains, 2 HP Damage Taken.
AC Captures and then Destroys workers in mountains.

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3 Trebs bombard Porty Pike in Mountains of Besancon, no damage inflicted..

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Battle of Coventry:

4xTreb bombard of Hill Stack, 3 HP dam to 3 Pikemen. Leaves 4HP Sword defending Hill Stack.
Vet Med Inf attacks Sword - Kill for 3 HP loss.

AC Charge on stack outside Coventry:
AC attacks Pike, win for 3 HP damage
AC attacks Pike, win for 1 HP damage
AC attacks Pike, win for 4 HP damage
Med Inf Dies attacking Pike, does 1 HP damage.
AC Dies attacking pike, does no damage.
Horsie attacks and kills pike, for 3 damage.
Med Inf attacks archer, kills for 2 damage.
Aracher attacks Archer, Kills for 1 damage
Med Inf attacks Horsie, Kills for no damage

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